05-01-2009, 11:26 AM | #482 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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and the winner is:
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05-01-2009, 12:36 PM | #484 (permalink) |
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"Well," Steve thought, "...at least my Killer has a fine sense of aesthetics."
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05-03-2009, 05:15 AM | #488 (permalink) |
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I've come to you to aid you with your artwork, dear brother, with my special crayon color, 'muted melancholy'.
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05-08-2009, 07:22 AM | #492 (permalink) |
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A new species of goldfish bred to be specifically marketed to men who love breast implants.
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05-08-2009, 12:04 PM | #494 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"i've never been to spain, but i've been to oklahoma..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
05-15-2009, 04:58 PM | #497 (permalink) |
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Day 7, and it's to Coldhands...
(I'm a sucker for breast references)
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05-16-2009, 04:27 AM | #498 (permalink) |
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thanks...
try this one....
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05-20-2009, 06:04 PM | #501 (permalink) |
The Reforms
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It was inevitable that eventually Steve Young's head would become too big for his body;
as soon as he stopped praising his exploits, the excess hot air had no choice but to accumulate within himself.
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05-21-2009, 03:04 AM | #502 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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the mood was somber in the mascots locker room...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
05-23-2009, 04:41 PM | #504 (permalink) |
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A day late, but a winner declaired. Go ahead Jehu....
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05-23-2009, 08:57 PM | #506 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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When the wedding kiss turns into a snowballing.
/ One ticket to hell please.
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05-24-2009, 02:36 AM | #507 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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come back, honey; you missed a spot...
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05-24-2009, 11:20 AM | #508 (permalink) |
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hope the cake was worth it, I am taking half of what you own and I am outta here...sucker
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06-01-2009, 07:52 AM | #511 (permalink) |
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thanks.....
try this...
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06-01-2009, 08:05 AM | #512 (permalink) |
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"...We're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! YEEEAAH!!!"
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06-03-2009, 12:05 PM | #514 (permalink) |
Cheers
Location: Eastcoast USA
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“O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the GREEN-EYED MONSTER which doth mock the meat it feeds on." ~ shakespeare
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06-08-2009, 03:35 AM | #517 (permalink) |
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jehu, you take this round.
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06-08-2009, 07:28 AM | #519 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"rollin', rollin', rollin down the ri-ver..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-08-2009, 07:46 AM | #520 (permalink) |
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To Cuba!
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