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Old 10-12-2010, 08:20 AM   #1041 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2010, 06:53 AM   #1042 (permalink)
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It's Carrot by a razor thin margin.

(mine: Billy's mom still hasn't regained consciousness. Somebody should've told her about Photoshop.)
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Old 10-19-2010, 01:30 PM   #1043 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2010, 02:33 PM   #1044 (permalink)
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Ruffino: Made by Dogs for Dogs out of Fresh Pressed Cat.

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There's a Whole Dead Cat in every Bottle of Ruffino!

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Teh Woozziez! I Feelz dem!

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The sommelier recommends a nice, Italian red with Cat.

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Cat: the Other Red Meat
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:58 PM   #1045 (permalink)
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"In the Tuscany countryside, even the cats are raised on wine."
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Nella campagna della Toscana, persino i gatti sono allevati su vino.
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:42 AM   #1046 (permalink)
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I cannnn hazzz...merlo ....TOUCHDOWN!
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:40 PM   #1047 (permalink)
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I cannnn hazzz...merlo ....TOUCHDOWN!
When I say LOL, I really do mean it.
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:08 PM   #1048 (permalink)
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JEHU wins it, take it away!
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:33 PM   #1049 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:34 PM   #1050 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:52 PM   #1051 (permalink)
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Nothing can top phil's, in my book. ^
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:53 PM   #1052 (permalink)
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wish I had balls to scratch..the evening would be perfect then...
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Old 10-27-2010, 06:04 AM   #1053 (permalink)
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"just one, mate; i've got a card game to get to..."
Over in one. Not even going to try to top that.
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:20 AM   #1054 (permalink)
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Over in one. Not even going to try to top that.
Can't argue with that. Go Phil.

"So I called the sorceress a bitch and the next thing you know I can lick my own privates."
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:43 AM   #1055 (permalink)
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so this is the pic that everybody had in mind, huh?



ok, let's try this one:

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Old 10-27-2010, 10:15 AM   #1056 (permalink)
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going for the Obvious:

NUNS GONE WILD!

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OK:
Nice bar. All that's missing is the Lamp.

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Next on Ripley's Believe it or Not! At 4:30 PM Friday, these Manhattan Nuns begin a strange, bottom up Transformation into B-Girls. We'll tell you what they're drinking.
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:15 AM   #1057 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:25 AM   #1058 (permalink)
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A Mother Superior? What's that?
A martini with a prune in it.
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:34 AM   #1059 (permalink)
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Fremen stole my thunder:

"Bad Habits"

so...

"Is he still there?"
"Who?"
"That weird guy with the camera."
"DON'T LOOK!"
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Old 11-01-2010, 01:17 PM   #1060 (permalink)
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ok, wednesday i'll name a winner...
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:32 AM   #1061 (permalink)
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this photo was found in a folder marked as "proof god has a sense of humor"
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:07 AM   #1062 (permalink)
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A Mother Superior? What's that?
A martini with a prune in it.
ok, gotta go with this one...

top, you're up...
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:04 AM   #1063 (permalink)
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OK, let's try this:
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:08 PM   #1064 (permalink)
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Let me see if I can string these cricket terms together to make a coherent sentence...

"Gerald made an unorthodox cross-bat shot to Jeffrey's corridor of uncertainty when Jeffery mistook Gerald for a tail-ender."
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:51 AM   #1065 (permalink)
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And if we position the bat like so, we can get this photo onto photobucket without violating terms of use.
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Old 11-15-2010, 06:51 AM   #1066 (permalink)
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OK, 10 days and 2 comments.

To Fremen for getting all the cricket terms in there.
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Old 11-15-2010, 08:13 PM   #1067 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2010, 03:39 AM   #1068 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:16 PM   #1069 (permalink)
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my carrot is that big

does my carrot intimidate you?

*SMUG* I got this from carrot glace
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Old 11-17-2010, 07:36 AM   #1070 (permalink)
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Yes daddy. I did find the pipe in the box under your bed. The one with the green tobacco in it.
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:35 AM   #1071 (permalink)
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Yes daddy. I did find the pipe in the box under your bed. The one with the green tobacco in it.
... it was right next to Mommy's rocket ship. You know, the one we used for the first nose.
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:17 PM   #1072 (permalink)
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Team effort eh top?
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:34 PM   #1073 (permalink)
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Team effort eh top?
You take it if I win with that. Took yours for that pic to ring any bells for me.
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:46 PM   #1074 (permalink)
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You take it if I win with that. Took yours for that pic to ring any bells for me.
Maybe but the mama's rocketship comment is unbeatable.
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:37 AM   #1075 (permalink)
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I'll need to pick now as my comp is acting up.

I like the team effort between Jehu and Top. Both are funny.

You two win.
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Old 11-18-2010, 06:23 AM   #1076 (permalink)
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Jehu, take it away; my pic choices haven't been of the best lately.
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Old 11-19-2010, 08:24 AM   #1077 (permalink)
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I'm still laughing about "the one we used for the first nose" comment. But... something needs posted so try this one:

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Old 11-19-2010, 01:23 PM   #1078 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:40 AM   #1079 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2010, 03:56 PM   #1080 (permalink)
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