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Old 11-29-2010, 06:58 AM   #1081 (permalink)
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But officer! He was mostly dead anyway and the doorbuster special was about to expire!
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:53 AM   #1082 (permalink)
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Predictably, the grand opening party was kinda dead.
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Old 12-01-2010, 01:07 PM   #1083 (permalink)
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To Uncle Phil with one of my favorite Redneck shticks.

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Old 12-01-2010, 01:33 PM   #1084 (permalink)
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thanks, jehu...

ok guys, watch this...

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Old 12-01-2010, 04:21 PM   #1085 (permalink)
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"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together."

or..

"Larry didn't know when to stop inflating..."
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Old 12-01-2010, 06:56 PM   #1086 (permalink)
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Nancy smiling serenely as she drowns her oddly conjoined twin (Steve).
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Old 12-02-2010, 06:22 AM   #1087 (permalink)
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Best thing about the new BikiniBabe Blowup Doll is that the valve stem in the navel is almost invisible.

---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:20 AM ----------

Muammar al-Gaddafi seen here with the voluptuous blonde "nurse"referred to in the Wikileaks memos.

Or

She's with him because he makes her laugh. His billion dollar banck account has nothing to do with it. Nothing! I tell you. Stop laughing.
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Old 12-02-2010, 07:30 AM   #1088 (permalink)
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009's steel implants proved their effectiveness once again, as Ernst Stavro Blofeld's unconscious body sunk beneath the waves.
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Old 12-02-2010, 07:50 AM   #1089 (permalink)
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This is a good way to recognize a wealthy man.
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Old 12-07-2010, 04:07 AM   #1090 (permalink)
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manana...
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Old 12-07-2010, 06:36 AM   #1091 (permalink)
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Illustrated here, the transition from Submarine to Motorboat, in progress.
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Old 12-08-2010, 03:20 AM   #1092 (permalink)
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"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together."
right from the git-go, fre...

go wild, young man...
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:37 PM   #1093 (permalink)
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Thanks, unc.
We'll go with a movie still from around your early days.

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Old 12-09-2010, 06:25 AM   #1094 (permalink)
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"No, no, I swear it's usually *this big*! The water is cold... there was shrinkage."
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Old 12-09-2010, 06:25 AM   #1095 (permalink)
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I smell like fish?
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Old 12-14-2010, 08:12 PM   #1096 (permalink)
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Ok, I'm gonna call this a day early. No one's gonna top Red's caption.

Take it away, Redlemon.
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Old 12-17-2010, 07:51 AM   #1097 (permalink)
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Thanks! I guess you can't go wrong with a Seinfield reference.

Hope this one is OK...

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Old 12-17-2010, 08:03 AM   #1098 (permalink)
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My Precioussssss......
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Old 12-17-2010, 09:37 AM   #1099 (permalink)
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Here I am! Who called for a body Check?
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Old 12-17-2010, 04:26 PM   #1100 (permalink)
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Just in time for Christmas, "The Nutcracker: Holiday On Ice!".
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Old 12-20-2010, 07:28 AM   #1101 (permalink)
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After the spatula incident in Toronto, Brandon learned his lesson about streaking hockey games.... wear socks.
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Old 12-20-2010, 10:24 AM   #1102 (permalink)
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Hey, it's been a long time for me -- how long should I wait before closing the thread?
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:06 AM   #1103 (permalink)
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Hmm... How can we make Polarbear swimming more EXTREME!!!! I know, let's do it during a hockey game!
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Old 12-20-2010, 01:23 PM   #1104 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2010, 07:22 PM   #1105 (permalink)
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Over to Fremen for the next round. Going highbrow is always a good approach for me, especially when blended with lowbrow.
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:04 PM   #1106 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2010, 06:43 AM   #1107 (permalink)
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Let's get the obvious one out of the way:

Baboonie got back and I cannot lie, you other primates can't deny.

OR

The American electorate readies itself for 2012.

OR

Look at the size of macaque.
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Old 01-03-2011, 08:59 AM   #1108 (permalink)
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I'll never look at Angelina the same way again.
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:58 PM   #1109 (permalink)
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Ok, Top, take it away.

Good one, Jehu.
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:48 AM   #1110 (permalink)
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Aight, let's give this a shot:
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:21 PM   #1111 (permalink)
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C'mon guys! We can't all be quarterback!
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:51 PM   #1112 (permalink)
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:47 AM   #1113 (permalink)
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You're right! The Plasma TV does look best from straight on.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:39 AM   #1114 (permalink)
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Looks like I found a good one. Good answers so far. Keep it up, folks.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:50 AM   #1115 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2011, 08:47 AM   #1116 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2011, 06:33 AM   #1117 (permalink)
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Calling a winner tomorrow.
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Old 01-11-2011, 01:00 PM   #1118 (permalink)
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And it goes to Jehu. It was a tough call, though - well done all around.
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Old 01-11-2011, 04:57 PM   #1119 (permalink)
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Thanks Top. Let's try something for racing fans...
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Old 01-11-2011, 06:53 PM   #1120 (permalink)
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