12-01-2010, 01:33 PM | #1084 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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12-01-2010, 04:21 PM | #1085 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together."
or.. "Larry didn't know when to stop inflating..."
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12-02-2010, 06:22 AM | #1087 (permalink) |
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Best thing about the new BikiniBabe Blowup Doll is that the valve stem in the navel is almost invisible.
---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:20 AM ---------- Muammar al-Gaddafi seen here with the voluptuous blonde "nurse"referred to in the Wikileaks memos. Or She's with him because he makes her laugh. His billion dollar banck account has nothing to do with it. Nothing! I tell you. Stop laughing.
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12-07-2010, 04:07 AM | #1090 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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manana...
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12-07-2010, 06:36 AM | #1091 (permalink) |
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Illustrated here, the transition from Submarine to Motorboat, in progress.
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12-08-2010, 03:20 AM | #1092 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
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Quote:
go wild, young man...
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12-20-2010, 11:06 AM | #1103 (permalink) |
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Hmm... How can we make Polarbear swimming more EXTREME!!!! I know, let's do it during a hockey game!
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12-29-2010, 06:43 AM | #1107 (permalink) |
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Let's get the obvious one out of the way:
Baboonie got back and I cannot lie, you other primates can't deny. OR The American electorate readies itself for 2012. OR Look at the size of macaque.
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01-05-2011, 09:39 AM | #1114 (permalink) |
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Looks like I found a good one. Good answers so far. Keep it up, folks.
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01-05-2011, 09:50 AM | #1115 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"driving that train, high on cocaine..."
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01-11-2011, 01:00 PM | #1118 (permalink) |
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And it goes to Jehu. It was a tough call, though - well done all around.
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