08-20-2010, 09:41 PM | #1003 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I'll give Hafez this, he really does know how to put the Drama in Dromedary.
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08-24-2010, 04:20 PM | #1006 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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"I'll take it. "
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09-02-2010, 06:13 PM | #1013 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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I'm going to pretend I can't feel those two boners pressing into my leg.
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09-07-2010, 01:36 PM | #1019 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"hey, throw me my red-tipped white cane, quickly!"
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09-08-2010, 05:22 PM | #1022 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Win goes to uncle Phil!
My entry would have been "Nobody fucks a dog like Sgt. Smith!"
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09-29-2010, 09:45 PM | #1024 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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09-30-2010, 03:55 AM | #1025 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
sorry, guys... i'll have one up shortly... ---------- Post added at 07:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 AM ---------- ok, here we go:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-30-2010, 04:54 AM | #1026 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Let's get this out of the way:
Miss Kashyyyk, GSC 1552 ABY ---------- Post added at 08:54 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:52 AM ---------- The reason Afghan women wear burkhas / Yes, I know, one ticket to hell please.
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09-30-2010, 05:52 AM | #1027 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Let me tell you about this woman I want to introduce you to,
she has a great personality and good table manners......
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10-06-2010, 10:01 AM | #1033 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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ok, jehu, you're up...
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10-07-2010, 06:38 AM | #1039 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Shortly after this picture was taken, the Razzzor Edge Extreme Boogie Board was recalled.
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