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Old 08-16-2010, 12:28 AM   #1001 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:28 PM   #1002 (permalink)
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things that make you go cross-eyed, how to dodge the infamous "Thousand Years Of Pain" technique

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Old 08-20-2010, 09:41 PM   #1003 (permalink)
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I'll give Hafez this, he really does know how to put the Drama in Dromedary.
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Old 08-22-2010, 06:01 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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Ok, carrot wins this round. Take it away, c. g.




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Old 08-24-2010, 12:54 PM   #1005 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:20 PM   #1006 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:38 PM   #1007 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2010, 07:24 AM   #1008 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:45 AM   #1009 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 07:18 PM   #1010 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:15 PM   #1011 (permalink)
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YMCA--in reality---not quite as "hip" as the tune...
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Old 09-02-2010, 04:25 PM   #1012 (permalink)
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our advice? dont assume its a costume party, ask first

why are you smiling when THERE'S A RAPIST BEHIND YOU!
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:13 PM   #1013 (permalink)
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I'm going to pretend I can't feel those two boners pressing into my leg.
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:47 AM   #1014 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2010, 05:42 AM   #1015 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2010, 05:54 AM   #1016 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2010, 07:01 AM   #1017 (permalink)
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The airforce has totally gone to the dogs, I tell ya.
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Old 09-07-2010, 01:25 PM   #1018 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2010, 01:36 PM   #1019 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2010, 05:26 PM   #1020 (permalink)
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on the way out, he thought he heard....
"btw, your wife is cheating on you"

"THAT dog had rabies?!"

"get off my plane!"
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Old 09-08-2010, 05:17 PM   #1021 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2010, 05:22 PM   #1022 (permalink)
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Win goes to uncle Phil!

My entry would have been "Nobody fucks a dog like Sgt. Smith!"
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:33 PM   #1023 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:45 PM   #1024 (permalink)
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"get off my plane!"
(recomposing myself)

Yes.
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:55 AM   #1025 (permalink)
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Win goes to uncle Phil!

My entry would have been "Nobody fucks a dog like Sgt. Smith!"
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Uncle phill, c'mon!!

sorry, guys...

i'll have one up shortly...

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ok, here we go:

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Old 09-30-2010, 04:54 AM   #1026 (permalink)
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Let's get this out of the way:
Miss Kashyyyk, GSC 1552 ABY

---------- Post added at 08:54 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:52 AM ----------

The reason Afghan women wear burkhas

/ Yes, I know, one ticket to hell please.
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:52 AM   #1027 (permalink)
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Let me tell you about this woman I want to introduce you to,
she has a great personality and good table manners......
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:19 AM   #1028 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:13 PM   #1029 (permalink)
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Now we know who Cousin It has been seeing all this time.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:28 PM   #1030 (permalink)
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its never JUST a trim with you!

god i hope thats a dog sitting in your lap
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Old 10-01-2010, 11:32 AM   #1031 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2010, 10:31 PM   #1032 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:01 AM   #1033 (permalink)
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ok, jehu, you're up...
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Old 10-06-2010, 12:07 PM   #1034 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:35 PM   #1035 (permalink)
 
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One Hung Low & Eating Your Cake Too.
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Old 10-06-2010, 04:56 PM   #1036 (permalink)
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...AND he crapped his pants
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:29 PM   #1037 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2010, 01:28 AM   #1038 (permalink)
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His head popped off like a cork, and the champagne spewed all over!
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:38 AM   #1039 (permalink)
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Shortly after this picture was taken, the Razzzor Edge Extreme Boogie Board was recalled.
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Old 10-11-2010, 10:21 PM   #1040 (permalink)
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