01-21-2011, 01:33 PM | #1123 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"And the winner Isn't..."
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01-23-2011, 12:12 PM | #1126 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Not sure what to make of this. Let's see what ya'll come up with:
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01-23-2011, 06:37 PM | #1127 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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The obvious...
And they called it monkey dove Oh i guess they'll never know how a young heart really feels and just why i love her so and they called it monkey dove just because we're in our teens tell them all please tell them it isn't fair to take away my only dream i cry each night my tears for you my tears are all in vain i hope and i pray that maybe someday you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms) once again someone help me help me help me please is the answer up above? how can i oh how can i tell them this is not a monkey dove someone help me help me help me please is the answer up above? how can i oh how can i tell them this is not a monkey dove (this is not a monkey dove) (this is not a monkey dove) not a monkey dove (this is not a monkey dove)
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02-03-2011, 12:59 PM | #1132 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"prince fucking charming, my ass!!!"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
02-11-2011, 12:50 PM | #1140 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Only on Lake Shore Drive in August...
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02-11-2011, 12:58 PM | #1141 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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When the hive mother is kidnapped, her million tiny offspring take wing to protect her.
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02-11-2011, 05:55 PM | #1143 (permalink) |
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Location: New England
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This may be funny. However, I have only the vaguest idea of what your are talking about... there were some movies and/or books with the title Bourne, right?
You can either explain it further (don't worry about killing the joke), or submit a new one. Sorry, it's my fault, not yours.
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02-15-2011, 07:15 AM | #1146 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
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Quote:
Since the book Titles are of the form "The Bourne X", where X = Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum, I figured "Creamery" would work. (All of Ludlum's books have titles like that to the point that MST3K made hay with it.)
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03-03-2011, 07:02 AM | #1154 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
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And to Bagatelle for appealing to my prurient interests. Take it away!
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03-05-2011, 09:50 AM | #1159 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"hmmmm...thick or long, thick or long..."
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03-08-2011, 12:17 AM | #1160 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: orange county
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"Can I hold 'em too?"---
---"How old are you, five?" and that's how things went for the rest of their lives, the end.
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