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Old 01-12-2011, 08:12 AM   #1121 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:26 AM   #1122 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:33 PM   #1123 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2011, 02:24 PM   #1124 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:44 PM   #1125 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:12 PM   #1126 (permalink)
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Not sure what to make of this. Let's see what ya'll come up with:
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Old 01-23-2011, 06:37 PM   #1127 (permalink)
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The obvious...

And they called it monkey dove
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love her so
and they called it monkey dove
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)
(this is not a monkey dove)
not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)
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Old 01-24-2011, 12:29 AM   #1128 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:00 AM   #1129 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2011, 07:37 AM   #1130 (permalink)
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Bagatelle, over to you.
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:19 AM   #1131 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:59 PM   #1132 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:20 PM   #1133 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:35 PM   #1134 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:41 PM   #1135 (permalink)
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I don't know if there's a time limit to this, but I now pick redlemon.
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:30 AM   #1136 (permalink)
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Bagatelle, the rules are totally arbitrary. The time limit is whenever you want it to end. Did you notice that I picked the bald one, because Dopey is bald?

Anyways...

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Old 02-11-2011, 08:32 AM   #1137 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:50 AM   #1138 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2011, 09:51 AM   #1139 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:50 PM   #1140 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:58 PM   #1141 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2011, 04:22 PM   #1142 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2011, 05:55 PM   #1143 (permalink)
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The Bourne Creamery
This may be funny. However, I have only the vaguest idea of what your are talking about... there were some movies and/or books with the title Bourne, right?

You can either explain it further (don't worry about killing the joke), or submit a new one. Sorry, it's my fault, not yours.
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Old 02-14-2011, 10:51 PM   #1144 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2011, 12:21 AM   #1145 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2011, 07:15 AM   #1146 (permalink)
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This may be funny. However, I have only the vaguest idea of what your are talking about... there were some movies and/or books with the title Bourne, right?

You can either explain it further (don't worry about killing the joke), or submit a new one. Sorry, it's my fault, not yours.
It's not all that funny. The fellow looks a bit like Matt Damon in the Bourne Movies, and the picture reminded me of more than a few scenes in the books where the titular character goes sprinting across a street with next to no resources and the bad guys closing in.

Since the book Titles are of the form "The Bourne X", where X = Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum, I figured "Creamery" would work. (All of Ludlum's books have titles like that to the point that MST3K made hay with it.)
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:39 AM   #1147 (permalink)
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When the hive mother is kidnapped, her million tiny offspring take wing to protect her.
The round is yours, take it away! (I did like the Bourne one after the explanation.)
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Old 02-23-2011, 07:46 AM   #1148 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2011, 12:46 PM   #1149 (permalink)
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Old 02-24-2011, 10:18 AM   #1150 (permalink)
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Old 02-26-2011, 01:50 AM   #1151 (permalink)
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a metaphor for marriage in here somewhere.

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Old 03-01-2011, 08:01 AM   #1152 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:58 AM   #1153 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2011, 07:02 AM   #1154 (permalink)
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And to Bagatelle for appealing to my prurient interests. Take it away!
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:06 AM   #1155 (permalink)
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Thanks. I learned a new word again - prurient.

I'll get back to choosing a new pic, when my head is less foggy due to flu.
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:26 AM   #1156 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2011, 05:08 AM   #1157 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2011, 08:36 AM   #1158 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2011, 09:50 AM   #1159 (permalink)
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:17 AM   #1160 (permalink)
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