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Old 04-28-2011, 02:44 AM   #1201 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:16 AM   #1202 (permalink)
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wow...

i'll get something up today or tomorrow...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:59 PM   #1203 (permalink)
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ok, caption this...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-01-2011, 08:20 PM   #1204 (permalink)
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did ya hear osama bin laden is dead?
yaaaa!
i know, right?
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Old 05-01-2011, 08:35 PM   #1205 (permalink)
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Battle of the Bowie Baysox!

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-- (to note: waiting nervously for someone to be a little peeved with me for this, but... LAMBUJA!)
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Old 05-02-2011, 02:56 AM   #1206 (permalink)
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Heyyy, why is the water suddenly warm??
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:25 AM   #1207 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2011, 09:06 AM   #1208 (permalink)
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Timeout!! Timeout!! I think I just hit myself in the face with an iron.
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Old 05-06-2011, 03:28 AM   #1209 (permalink)
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ok, you've got until sunday night...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:57 AM   #1210 (permalink)
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PMS finally became an Olympic event. The rules are still a little unclear as yet.
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Old 05-09-2011, 12:07 PM   #1211 (permalink)
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PMS finally became an Olympic event. The rules are still a little unclear as yet.
good thing i forgot about yesterday's deadline..

jehu - go wild, buddy...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-10-2011, 07:08 AM   #1212 (permalink)
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How about one from my good friend Dan Newton:


Liquid in Plastic – Photography and Words by Dan Newton
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:44 AM   #1213 (permalink)
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DOT's field tests of the supercolliding super slinky were a complete success.
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:46 PM   #1214 (permalink)
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nobody slows down in front of Chuck Norris
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:37 AM   #1215 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:07 AM   #1216 (permalink)
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When you go 88 miles per hour in a Delorean, things happen quickly.
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:29 AM   #1217 (permalink)
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Carrot played the Chuck Norris card. Trump!

Go Carrot.
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:54 AM   #1218 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2011, 11:14 AM   #1219 (permalink)
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lets see what you make of this...
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Old 05-18-2011, 12:04 PM   #1220 (permalink)
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"the hills are alive, with the sound of mus....... . . . "
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:07 AM   #1221 (permalink)
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A.C.M.E.'s Research & Development team: Doing their part to rid the world of roadrunners since the early 20th century...
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:38 AM   #1222 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2011, 09:43 PM   #1223 (permalink)
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Ill give this another day
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Old 05-26-2011, 02:01 AM   #1224 (permalink)
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Get out of my aim. Bald eagles aren't that much endangered anymore.
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:07 AM   #1225 (permalink)
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Top wins this round
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:48 AM   #1226 (permalink)
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Aight, try this on for size:
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:20 PM   #1227 (permalink)
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"Whip it; whip it good..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:15 PM   #1228 (permalink)
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...thus METAL was born! consequently METALHEADS soon followed
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Old 05-28-2011, 05:41 AM   #1229 (permalink)
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Rolf really got into the act at the annual Oktoberfest gang "jump-in" of the Lederhosen Lads...
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Old 06-02-2011, 05:38 AM   #1230 (permalink)
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Wrapping it up tomorrow. Last chance to be clever for my entertainment, and you know that should be your primary goal in life.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:28 PM   #1231 (permalink)
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Universal studios salvaged the project by signing Michael J. Fox for the staring roll, and changing the mosh pit scene in 1930's Switzerland to something with Chuck Berry in the 1950's.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:14 PM   #1232 (permalink)
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OK, that works for me. That guy in the middle could be Eric Stoltz. Take it away, Jehu!
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Old 06-06-2011, 01:33 PM   #1233 (permalink)
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Let's give this a try:
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Old 06-07-2011, 06:39 AM   #1234 (permalink)
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Mai Li, sweetie, this is not what I meant when I said we should try swinging.
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:41 AM   #1235 (permalink)
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Super ex-girlfriend 2 - mad scientist won't save you this time
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Old 06-14-2011, 05:31 PM   #1236 (permalink)
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Rapture?
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:26 AM   #1237 (permalink)
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"round and round he goes and where he stops, nobody knows..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-15-2011, 06:07 AM   #1238 (permalink)
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It is recommended that the one point "airplane ride" game be tried only by trained professionals. For others, the two point hold (wrist and ankle) is recommended.

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Old 06-16-2011, 11:09 AM   #1239 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:20 AM   #1240 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Alright, my friends. I have come up with a new Nonsense Game. Yay!
This game is fairly simple, but requires that you have a sharp mind, and an even sharper tongue. It involves funny(SFW, use your better judgment) pictures that are devoid of any text or commentary, so that they are open to interpretation. Then, those who see the picture will come up with a witty and clever caption that captures the hilarious essence of the photo.


Following Funny Captions:




[/hide]

Get the idea?

The person who originally posted the pic will decide who had the best caption for the photo, and then the winning poster will find their own funny picture for all to comment upon.
If someone should fail to choose a winner, or if the winner doesn't want to post a pic in the following three days after winning, then I will just pick up the slack and resume the game. A simple PM to me will work fine as well.

Got it? Good. Shall we start?

THIS IS. . .NAME...THAT...CAPTION!!!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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