03-19-2011, 11:25 AM | #1164 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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(not the caption) I saw this pic on another site and someone compared her to Chyna, the ex-wrestler. She's definitely got a strong jaw.
I don't think she's right for the part. Back to the caption... Is this the way to the S&M party? or Anybody seen my turtle wax?
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03-28-2011, 06:01 AM | #1168 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Um, Bill, When I said you needed to be more sunny-side up, and to look on the bright side... Yeah, I didn't mean at the same time.
---------- Post added at 09:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:59 AM ---------- Egg-spert witness. ---------- Post added at 10:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:59 AM ---------- An albumin cover: The Numa Numa Guy covers "The Humpty Dance."
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03-28-2011, 04:28 PM | #1170 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I've got a Headache THIS BIG. And it's got Eggs-Headrin written all over it.
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03-30-2011, 07:07 AM | #1176 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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04-01-2011, 03:19 AM | #1178 (permalink) |
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I don't know why Larry's so friggin' ecstatic (play-on-word-worthy: 'egg-static') about his breakfast every single damn day - the yolk's on him - actually, the eggs are more often on him than on his plate. What a ham!
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04-03-2011, 09:45 AM | #1182 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Yes, Oldgai-San, you do taste like desperation.
---------- Post added at 01:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:44 PM ---------- Proof Positive that the Lizard People have infiltrated the Diet.
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04-03-2011, 10:50 AM | #1183 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma I'll just put you in a coma With some dirty love..."
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04-04-2011, 09:27 AM | #1185 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
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04-05-2011, 07:50 AM | #1187 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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TEPCO executives briefly tested the theory that the most cost effective method for removing radio-iodine after a visit to the Fukushima-Daiichi plant was to have an underling lick it off their faces.
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04-06-2011, 01:08 AM | #1188 (permalink) |
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Prime-Rib Minister, Ei-Wan, was greeted with surprise by his advisors.
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04-14-2011, 12:49 AM | #1192 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: orange county
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believe it or not...
-they're arguing over pokemon cards. -they're comparing breathmints. -the ref's also a dentist. -the coach has shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique.
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04-14-2011, 05:33 AM | #1193 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!
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04-17-2011, 01:51 PM | #1194 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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I liked 'em all, but carrot's 'shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique' surprised a chuckle from me.
That was a blast from the past. Carrot wins this round.
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04-19-2011, 06:21 AM | #1196 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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When your mom told you that if someone were to slap you on the back while you were making that face? Yeah, you should have believed her.
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04-20-2011, 12:14 PM | #1200 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"horace, you gitcher ass home now, y'hear?"
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