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Old 03-16-2011, 10:51 PM   #1161 (permalink)
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I choose carrot glace's lines. The woman looks like she is spoiled.
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:00 PM   #1162 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2011, 09:12 PM   #1163 (permalink)
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That ain't dirt, it's make-up
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Old 03-19-2011, 11:25 AM   #1164 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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(not the caption) I saw this pic on another site and someone compared her to Chyna, the ex-wrestler. She's definitely got a strong jaw.
I don't think she's right for the part.

Back to the caption...

Is this the way to the S&M party?
or
Anybody seen my turtle wax?
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:19 AM   #1165 (permalink)
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Not Lynda Carter.
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Old 03-26-2011, 09:46 PM   #1166 (permalink)
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I choose fremen, for the wax
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:57 AM   #1167 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:01 AM   #1168 (permalink)
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Um, Bill, When I said you needed to be more sunny-side up, and to look on the bright side... Yeah, I didn't mean at the same time.

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Egg-spert witness.

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An albumin cover: The Numa Numa Guy covers "The Humpty Dance."
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:40 PM   #1169 (permalink)
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This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
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Old 03-28-2011, 04:28 PM   #1170 (permalink)
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I've got a Headache THIS BIG. And it's got Eggs-Headrin written all over it.
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:22 PM   #1171 (permalink)
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this is what happens when you eat too many happy-meals from mcdonalds
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thats EGGs... on YOUR FACE
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:33 AM   #1172 (permalink)
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Goo Goo Ga Joob!
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:43 PM   #1173 (permalink)
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i've... got... EGGS-RAY VISION!
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:38 AM   #1174 (permalink)
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What an eggcellent view!
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Old 03-30-2011, 06:53 AM   #1175 (permalink)
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"Is he still doing it?"
"Yes...don't look. It'll just encourage him."
"At least this isn't as bad as when he had the hot dog last week."
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:07 AM   #1176 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:16 AM   #1177 (permalink)
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Oh get ova yourself.
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Old 04-01-2011, 03:19 AM   #1178 (permalink)
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I don't know why Larry's so friggin' ecstatic (play-on-word-worthy: 'egg-static') about his breakfast every single damn day - the yolk's on him - actually, the eggs are more often on him than on his plate. What a ham!
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:46 AM   #1179 (permalink)
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they're all eggcellent, but I'll have to go with carrot's "eggs-ray vision".
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:50 PM   #1180 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2011, 02:36 AM   #1181 (permalink)
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Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here?
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Old 04-03-2011, 09:45 AM   #1182 (permalink)
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Yes, Oldgai-San, you do taste like desperation.

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Proof Positive that the Lizard People have infiltrated the Diet.
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Old 04-03-2011, 10:50 AM   #1183 (permalink)
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"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love..."
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:36 AM   #1184 (permalink)
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Uhoh, my thongue pierthing ith now thuck in youw eawwing.
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:27 AM   #1185 (permalink)
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"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love..."
The way your mama-san make that fuzzy poodle do...

/ Not a caption.
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Old 04-05-2011, 07:44 AM   #1186 (permalink)
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After the "double-dog-dare" Hiro finally gave in and found out that it's not true that your tongue will stick to a sleeping executive. It can, however, cause unemployment.
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Old 04-05-2011, 07:50 AM   #1187 (permalink)
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TEPCO executives briefly tested the theory that the most cost effective method for removing radio-iodine after a visit to the Fukushima-Daiichi plant was to have an underling lick it off their faces.
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:08 AM   #1188 (permalink)
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Prime-Rib Minister, Ei-Wan, was greeted with surprise by his advisors.
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Old 04-09-2011, 09:29 AM   #1189 (permalink)
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Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here?
i read these to my little brother and i judge a winner by his reactions, FREMEN wins by high-pitched gigges
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:25 PM   #1190 (permalink)
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i read these to my little brother and i judge a winner by his reactions, FREMEN wins by high-pitched gigges


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Old 04-11-2011, 01:30 AM   #1191 (permalink)
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Guy on the left: "OMG, that whistle did get really deep down there!"
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:49 AM   #1192 (permalink)
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believe it or not...
-they're arguing over pokemon cards.

-they're comparing breathmints.

-the ref's also a dentist.

-the coach has shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique.
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Old 04-14-2011, 05:33 AM   #1193 (permalink)
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!
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Old 04-17-2011, 01:51 PM   #1194 (permalink)
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I liked 'em all, but carrot's 'shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique' surprised a chuckle from me.
That was a blast from the past.

Carrot wins this round.
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Old 04-18-2011, 05:19 PM   #1195 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2011, 06:21 AM   #1196 (permalink)
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When your mom told you that if someone were to slap you on the back while you were making that face? Yeah, you should have believed her.
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Old 04-20-2011, 03:37 AM   #1197 (permalink)
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Where's the teef???
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Old 04-20-2011, 10:24 AM   #1198 (permalink)
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Man, that Whiskey sour was SOUR!
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Old 04-20-2011, 11:37 AM   #1199 (permalink)
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How many rednecks does it take to find a set of dentures?
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:14 PM   #1200 (permalink)
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"horace, you gitcher ass home now, y'hear?"
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