don't i fucking wish.


i'm fucking worried out of my mind that i'm going to be fucking ugly for the next fucking "six to 10 months"... petty, superficial and fucking silly. But true.

And what the fuck is going on in the next fucking six to ten months that hasn't gone on for the last fucking year? Or is it none of our fucking business?

Fucking braces. Ugh.
And ceramics were another three-fucking-hundred dollars and two to three fucking more months.
So I'm doing fucking metal mouth tomorrow morning. :(


Again.

Fuckin A, Phil! I wish it were fucking Fuck day.

Hey, ThirdSun, love the Fuckitol. Tempus fukit!

Fuck. It was the fucking mistake of a lifetime. I fucking hate this shit.

but you'll be so much fucking prettier and so much more fucking precious when it's all over...

Oh yeah. not that. this is ofther fucking shit that i knew better than to get mixed up in but risked it anyway and now i'm dealing with the fucking emotional fallout. yay, me.

i'd like to fucking stand up and hug noodle for fuck sakes........she has fucking been through a lot.

no fucking worries sweetie,we got your fucking back........it'll all be fuckin' good in time.


smile you crazy fucker you.........

c'mon you fuckers; 6 to fucking 1?

I don't fucking feel strong, Uncle Phil. But thanks for the vote of fucking confidence.
I'm fucking exhausted from being up half the night thinking it was almost time to
get up and then realizing it was only 3am, falling back asleep at fucking 5 am to
have nightmares about missing my appointment and the stuff that I have to go back
into fucking work to get done after they fuck around in my mouth for two hours.
I fucking hate my brain.

And thank you, Fly. Very very very much.

hey.......no fucking problem eh.........

The week is almost fucking OVER!
Noodle, if I was fucking near you, I would give you a huge fucking hug and let my fucking chest hair cress you and take your troubles away.

Eden....i got more fucking hair on my ass than you do on your fucking chest.



fuckin' rain is making it tough to make my fucking mortgage payment......mother nature can sure be a fucking bitch i tell ya'.........

Fucking owwwww!!!

wild fucking turkey worked for me back in the day; just swish a little around in your mouth every few minutes or so and soon the fucking pain becomes nothing but a memory...

I fucking hate the Yankees.

It's so close to being fucking friday, I can fucking smell it!

fucking proof...

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see Eden you fucker.........let's see your fucking chest hairs.......



and in my own fuckin' defence.......i did not post it.........that fucker phil is to blame.......

Is fly's fucking ass gonna be in EVERY fucking thread? :lol:

fuckin' A fortiori, Tophat!

:thumbsup:

Another thread assimilated, or should I say asslaminated, with the fucking rump of sasquatch.

Thirdsun, what we have here now is a case of fuckin a posteriori, and that's some knowledge I could have lived my whole fucking life without and have been happier thereby.

Fly, what is it about your hairy fuckin ass? All your fucking talent is in your fucking hands and head, there, you fucking musical maniac you.

fuck, we all know, he's said it a million times, "it's all about the fucking ass, baby..."

well Tophat, as(s) we all fucking know, asinus asinum fricat. dixi.

:lol:

thanks Top....you're too fucking kind man.......:thumbsup:

I'm going to spend tomorrow doing whatever the fuck I want to do... and fucking schoolwork.
My boss had the fucking nerve to point out that "they don't seem to be affecting your ability to talk... ha ha ha." Fucking asshole. This is after he had the fucking balls to tell me a few hours prior that "they can't hurt that bad, you're here, ain'tcha? I always told my boys it couldn't be that bad."
I went into fucking work directly from the fucking orthodontist to get some work done that I couldn't fucking get done yesterday because I'd changed my schedule to meet his fucking needs and then STILL didn't get everything done because he fucking delayed the fucking admission until Sunday, at which time I will be fucking working because his lame ass didn't want to do everything today... which is 90% of the fucking reason I fucking went into work with my lips cracked and a hole in my cheek because my fucking orthodontist is a fucking moron.

And now I really fucking hurt and I'm a cranky fucking bitch. Even after my fucking nap. Fuck.

jesus noodly........my fucking arms are getting tired from all these fucking hugs coming your way........

fuck it, noodle; it's fucking FRIDAY!!!

Haaa! Rubbing that tushie on another would build up a serious static charge. You could stick him to the fucking ceiling. Haaaa!

When did this become a fucking Latin thread? I know you fuckers are old as shit, but don't try to bring a dead fucking language into this fucking thread.

Fucking old people. :)

I think we are experienceing a case of Post Fvck Ergo Propter Fvck.
LE, remember, Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm.

Even tho that is fucking Faux-Latin, I love that phrase "Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm", I'm actually considering getting it that fucking tattooed on my back.

dixi = We're fuckin' done with the fuckin' Latin so you can fuckin' relax now, lest we fuckin' intimidate the youngsters with our superior fuckin' brains...

and here I thought you were talking fucking southern latin wot with the dixi. Por supuesto eso seria español mexicano chingado.

Hell! Mebbe we might oughter study on talkin' like fuckin' southern rebel rednecks, by gawd! Might make this here fuckin' thread a whole helluva lot more fuckin' int'restin'

*facepalm*

you fucking boys... keep the fuckin' redneck talk out of this here fuckin' thread. Yo.

I'm fucking sorry, but as a proud country boy (and the only fucking one who lives in the fucking south in this thread), no one but ME is allowed to talk cunt-try in this fucking thread.

Before anyone fucking says it, FLORIDA IS NOT THE FUCKING SOUTH!

I might the fuck be livin' in gorram fuckin' florida, but I'm a rebel, by gawd! I's raised up in da fuckin' Ozarks. An' afore you go makin' the obvious fuckin' inbred hillbilly jokes, you oughter know, fucker, there's a distinct diffurnce 'tween a fuckin' hillybilly and a respectable rebel.

Eden, you might be able to out-fucking-redneck me, but I can definitely hold mah own in a southern brawl.... errr drawl.

There ya go, noodle. Give that fucker Eden some Southern Belle...eh, fuckit all, Southern Hell.