fuckin' pussy ^^^^^^^






what about fucking flop...........i know where the fuck Fly is.........

I'm a fucking warm blooded creature. My fucking body doesn't know what to do when it's surrounded by fucking snow and coldness!

go fucking skiing bro.........fuck.

wineskin full of fucking rum,and off you go.........fuck yeah

fuckin' hump day again...

when will it fucking end...

fucking mother nature fucking up my plans.
harrrumph.

i fuckin' got nothin' today.

Fucking foggy as shit outside. Fucking got to drive 45 minutes one day to a fucking service call. Fuck.

at least you're out of the fuckin' office...

It's fucking COLD.

There is NO fucking crying in football!

i need it to be fucking friday man..........payday fer fuck sakes.


only have 2 fucking wobbly pops in the fridge cuz the fucking horse feed is tapping me out fuck..........

i need more fucking land.

ding.


sometimes life is just so fuckin' beautiful.

just fuckin' keep on fuckin' around...

(fuckin' noodle's gettin' fuckin' LAID!!! YAY!!!)

atta fuckin' girl noodle...........fuck 'em all baby.

just the one. :)

fuckin' booty calls rock. :lol:
"Hey babes, do you mind if I drop by in about 15 minutes?
I've got a lot of paperwork tonight, but I've got that present
for you from our friend and then I gotta get going."

The sun is fucking out, but it is still cold. WTF?

Winter is coming, John Snow.

My face hurts so fucking bad.
Between sinus pressure and the new fucking wires,
I'm fucking dead sexy with my swollen cheekbones.
I look like I pissed off Mike Tyson.

My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus. Fuck!

*****

Here's one for noodle.

fuck me, i forgot this fucking thread this morning...

gonna do my fucking shopping today i think

I got so much shit to fucking do today. Got to fucking run at the gym, then shop for fucking foodstuffs, go to my parents to get my brand fucking new desk (along with putting it together and switching out the old desk), then add a 1TB hard drive to my HD array, transfer all the fucking data on my old drives to that one, run checks on the old fucking drives, then start the fucking process of re-configuring my file system.

This does not feel like a fucking Saturday!

I am running around in fucking circles looking for a fucking shot glass, bottle of wine and rubber rats. I need a fucking shower, clean clothing and to get ready for two christmas parties including getting my crockpot and fucking chili together, grabbing the camera and Guido the fucking Christmas rat, some kind of wrapping for the wine and the rats and I'm the only one not fucking hungover from last night because my ass was the DD. But I'm hungry and cranky and there's no fucking food and I'm tired of Happy Holidays-ing and fucking "Bless Yous" when I sneeze. Why can't I get a simple fucking "gesundheit", dammit?
FUCK, I'm so over the holidays.

the fucking holidays have only just fucking begun...

Fuck the holidays, noodle there is room in Camp Bah-Humbug if you are fucking interested.

fucking sunday; let's make the fucking most of it...

i'm just gonna keep this fucking drunk from last night going.........fuck it,big bon-fire this fucking morning for me.

Fly that's the best plan for beating a fucking hangover. Never stop drinking!

When can I come up to canadaland and fucking drink with you? I want to listen to the fucking jam, man!

I'm taking up residence in Camp Fuck This Holiday Shit, Eden, thanks for the invite.
Fuck this stupid paper.

Oh... and

ding.

you wouldn't fucking like it right now up here Eden........it's snowing like a mother fuck.

fucking 72f here, and humid but, what the fuck, it's florida...

no fucking change...

Monday Monday Monday, Fuck! Where did the weekend go? I want a fucking refund.

i think i'm still fucking pickled from all the fucking parties this weekend........fuckin' hell.

playing a new fucking course today; hope to fuck i can find my fucking swing...

fucking paper is fucking due today.
fucking christmas presents are supposed to arrive today.
fucking four hour meeting with present delivery mid-meeting today.
fucking sore throat. fucking tonsils are uhhhhhhhgly.
just fucking wanna go back to bed.
fucking coworkers... four of seven have "a sore throat with a runny
nose and... swollen tonsils."
fuckers are using my phone again.

might just fucking call in sick today

I looked at the fucking calendar yesterday and realized that it was a week away from Christmas. FUCK. Let's get this fucking holiday season OVER WITH.

motherfucking CHEERS, bitches.

fuck you noodle.........i always fucking thought that the fuckin' dudes were bastards and you fucking female type were the bitches......


get it fucking straight will ya'............fuck.

fucking golf fucking sucked yesterday...