Fuck those little puke fucking machines. Fucking all needy and shit.

I usually answer "Right about the time you start exhibiting better boundaries"... fuckin' eh, it works awesomely.

fuckin' turkey is just about ready to eat..

I don't need to eat again for another fucking week.

I fucking can't wait to stuff myself tommorow at my friends parent's house. She can fucking COOOOOOOK.

I fuckin' love this thread!

fucking noodle is going to wave at me tomorrow as she drives by... (approximately 25 miles from where the fuck i'm gonna be...)

Hey man, I fuckin PMed you my phone number. Fuckin' call me if your ass gets off the golf course before fuckin' noon. :lol: I've got a little fuckin' time to spare, just a Hawt Coffee Guy waiting for my couch and two hungry kittehs waiting to be fed.

I fucking love when I'm not the one actually waiting for, but being waited on to arrive.

take your fucking time tomorrow...

Ha ha ha ha! I fuckin' need to get home tomorrow. Probably passing by around noon or one, depending on how much I sleep. Given the amount of red wine I've fuckin' consumed this evening... I may see ya! :lol:

hug that fucker phil for me noodly doodly, if you happen to fuckin' stop in............

i'm starting to get fucking excited; fucking golf and noodle on the same day?

(not fucking noodle, you pervs...)

Fuckin' eh :D

have fun today fuckers........

FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK FUCK! I HATE THE FUCKING GATORS.

How in the motherfucking hell did I miss that there is a football game today?!
I have to drive towards Gainesville with every motherfucking redneck football
fan at the SAME DAMN TIME as those heading to the game. AUUUUUUGH!

Sorry, Uncle Phil, I think I'm going to go I-4... last time I fucking took 75 pre-game
I sat for three hours between Tampa and Ocala (about 65 miles for those that don't know). I just can't today. I need to go HOME. And I'm in the car alone, this time.
FUCKING GODDAMN FOOTBALL! I hate I-4. With a passion.

Fuck, I'm so goddamn hungover. To much fucking rum.

Also, noodle you are a lucky fucking bitch to get to hang out with someone from "Against Me!", I love that fucking band.

one more fucking horse in the stables........and i gotta make more fucking hay runs.........fuck me.



i see fucking glue in the near future.........


*just fucking kidding eh*:D

i hope to fuck noodle made it home safe...

fucking I-4...

FUCKING I-FOUR. Auuuuuuuuugh!
But, yes, I am home safe, and I am really fuckin' sorry, Phil.
At 2pm, I talked to a girl at a gas station who reported that her fucking boyfriend and his fucking friends had left Lakeland 2 hours prior to head to the game and were still fucking sitting on 75/Wildwood a minimum of 2 hours away.

Fuck my landlord for not installing heat, motherfuck it's cold in here.

jump in a hot fuckin' shower or bath, dear,

it will relax your fuckin' tension and warm you up.

just fuckin' go do it young lady, fuckin' march.

yes ma'am. showering now.
i can't say fuck to ring, eden, sorry.

I understand, being fucking respectable to the.... distinguished ladies and such.

I'm still going to say fuck to you tho, cause your on the sassy side.

fucking sassy,sass

wow.........pretty fucking drink tonigt....(noodle).....lost ayt poker..........10 fickin; bucks thougt so..its fucjin all good.......fuck yeah......:thumbsup:

Fly I can fucking tell by your spelling that you are drink tonight. At least you didn't fucking mix up this thread and fucking pointless announcements.

You can say "fuck" all you want to me. I am stone cold sober and fucking tired.

i haven't been fucking drink in a few fucking months...

wow......i was fuckin' drink last night..........hahahahah,don't fuckin' remember that.

Okay, you fuckin' boys. There's a difference between "drink" and "drunk." Y'all gots drunk. Drink is only halfway fuckin' there. :D

Happy Fuckin' Sunday.

well then........i was fucking drunk.

I love posting in places like this when I don't fucking remember doing it. Even when I'm blackout drunk, I never post anywhere outside of fucking nonsense.

nonsense is the fuckin' place to be fuckers............

i'm fuckin' drink a lot, then...

me fuckin' too phil..........

another fuckin' week..

I agree baldy, fucking another fucking work week. Man, I fucking did NOT want to get up at 6:45 this morning. FUCK WORK.

work fucking sucked today but.........it is fucking what pays the fuckin' bills eh......

fuckin' dark out again...

First fucking frost of the winter today, fuck it was cold outside when I woke up.

goin' over the fuckin' hump today...

maybe noodle'll fuckin' crawl out of the woodwork today...