I was fuckin' ladies' night last night. Tonight, it was fuckin MY night.
Two glasses of Takara and a Stella and I am still my own fucking woman.
Rock the fuck on... and the fuckin' quote for today?

"Ohhh, haaaaay, Vanilla! How you doin'?
Whatchoo got to say, Vanilla?"
Fucking prostitutes... FTW! :lol:

fuckin' foggy fuckin' golf this mornin'...

fuck i'm up way too fucking early........i'm still fucking tired,yet can't fucking sleep anymore

I'm fucking going back to bed.

fuckin' bandmates are all in my ass to get my fucking drum tracks down........23 fucking songs for fuck sakes......and i only have 6 done...........fuck me

Fuck work. I'm running away to join the fucking circus.

s'pose' to fucking rain this afternoon...

pissin' fuckin' rain here the whole last fucking week.........

I neeeeeed fucking rain so badly.
I'm making chili and it always tastes
so much fucking better when it's made while it's raining.

Fucking computers, I'm about sick to fucking death of them.

Linux fuckin' loves you, Eden.

great fucking jam today......lots of musical fucking things accomplished........fuckin' sweet day.



and i keep getting this fucking thread mixed up with the fucking pointless announcements fucking thread.

's ok, fly; this fucking thread rocks too...

i fucking hate having someone else's path to happiness in my hands.
what the fuck do i do? be selfish and say no and watch a friend fucking tank?
or say yes, sacrifice my privacy but help a brotha out?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Fucking hell, this shit is pissing me the fuck off. The bad thing is, I have no idea how to fix anything. Fuck.

I need out of this fucking town.

Eden.




Fucking Canada baby............

Fly, if I knew I could get a fucking job, I'd fucking consider Canadaland. Not really worth it to move and have no fucking chance for a job cause I'm a damn American.

Fly, you going to hook me up with a JOB if I come? And I don't mean the kind you roll (do they even fucking sell J.O.B. papers in canadaland?)

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hahahaha..........you don't want my fuckin' job bro........scumbag roofers drink beer eh........not fucking rum

Anybody else want my fuckin' couch?!
Seriously, when it rains, it fucking pours.
Who the FUCK pissed off Lady Karma?!

fuck her noodle........she can be a complete bitch just like that fuckin' mother nature

i'll take your fucking couch, noods...

i'll take the fuckin' couch as long as noodly doodly fucking comes with it

I'm takin' the fucking bed. Y'all can fight over the couch. :lol:
Apparently, there's a fucking line. Two already lined up here for real.
Am I running the fuckin' Salvation Army?
Or Forces of Corruption... more fuckin' like it.

So does that mean I can't come fucking crash on your couch too? I don't take up much fucking room, being all fucking short and shit.

fuck you Eden.......i'm short too,and i dig her fucking chili man..........get in fucking line pal!!!!

I would love to watch y'all fight over my fuckin' couch. Rock ON. And I have a fuckin' freezer fulla chili... but I'm not there right now. :(

i'll hide under the fucking bed, fuckers...

you fuckin' sneaky bastard phil.............

HUMP DAY! I like this fucking hump day cause, it's the LAST fucking day of this week! FUCK YEAH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Nothing under my fucking bed. Who do you think you are, Phil?
Fuckin' Pennywise?!

And I fucking waved my ass off as I drove by last night, Uncle Phil.

you drove through fucking pasco county?

i fucking drove through pasco county.
I-75 from SR 326 to SR70.
yee-fuckin'-haw.

you down near fucking bradenton?

fuckin' rain can piss off already...........fuck sakes.

fucking cold weather coming in for the fucking weekend...

at least it's fucking warm here..........just so much fucking rain

That I fucking am, Uncle Phil. Sarasota, FTW... or not so much.
Myakka State Park for Thanksgiving. FML. :D
Rain, alligators, cold, 40-something people and three turkeys.
And a whole bunch of food I can't fucking eat.... go braces!

i had fucking braces from 29 to 33...

no fucking fun, but you get used to it...

never hindered my fucking appetite, though...

Yesterday, I fucking pulled a wire out eating a slice of banana.
So, it's less hassle to avoid anything chewy, sticky, substantial or really fucking good.

Oh, and by the way...


I FUCKING ROCK, yo.

If one fucking person today asks when I'm gonna fucking have babies.... it's fucking ON.