The CC is not a fucking "sweet" cunt.
I have a fucking 4.2.
But why in the fuck does my fucking toe hurt so bad?!

I fucking hate the rut I've fucking dug myself into. Fuck man!

I have a fucking pick-axe and some rope you can borrow to getyourself out of that fucking rut, eden.

fuck, noodle; you need some love...

:lol: fuckin' A, uncle phil.

Fucking hell noodle, I need a long fucking rope to get out of this shit. Bring the pick-axe, but you got to fucking use it. I'm a little fucking hobbit.

I've got a fucking 445 mile rope you can use, eden.
An extra two feet of rope won't fucking hurt.

Anyone else need a fuckin' hand? I'm feeling mighty fucking altruistic towards this fucking place today.

I think I'm getting fucking early onset Alzheimers! Fuck my memory!

Man, if moving to a new fucking office means that the fucking bosslady is here everyday.... I'm going back to the old fucking office.

I've fucking missed you, fuck thread.
And it's only been one fucking day.

Fuck you, boy.
I'll never ensure job security by fucking my boss' godchild.
Or my close friend's fucking sloppy seconds... that continued after he was fucking married to someone else. That's quality fuckin' peeps, yo.
Or get myself stuck in a relationship with said fucking godchild who just-so-happens to be a dead fucking ringer for my ex-spouse, mentally and physically. The fucking ex-spouse who started fucking another person whilst we were still married and took off to the other fucking side of the country with our kid and left me emotionally devastated.

"Get out. Meet new people!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhck youuuuuuuuuuuu, boy, and your fucking advice.
You fucking kill me.

well, HELLO...FUCK KNUCKLE!!!

Uncle Phil is almost fucking back in Florida, w0ot!
8 fucking days!

The German word for seal sounds just like fuck.

I got to go to the fucking dentist today, FUCK!

*reverts back to childhood*

I DON'T WANT TO GO MOMMY!

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Seamaiden! Welcome to this fucking thread! I fucking loved your sideboob!

That fucking sounded bad, can I list that as a fucking complement?

I had a fucking doctor's appointment today.
Fuck I hate fucking waiting in the waiting room with all the old depressed people, then when I get to the fucking exam room, they fucking make you wait another fucking half hour for the fucking doctor, who then proceeds to give me what felt like the fucking bum's rush.

FUCK!!

Fuck its hot out today.

Is the dentist gonna do something about that glow?

Fuck all the dentist did for me was fucking break off part of my fucking tooth. Now I have to get a fucking filling next month. FUCK! That shit fucking HURT!

Fuck... Juliette Lewis has GOT to be a fucking transvestite.

And fuuuuuuuuuhck getting matched up with your ex on plentyoffish. Ick.

I'm so fucking bored right now! FUCK ME! I want to fucking burn something or fucking shoot my gun. I wish I lived father out in the fucking woods so I could step outside my fucking door and shoot my fucking gun. FUCK!

can't wait to get the fucking work week over with fer fuck sakes

Thank fucking god it's fucking Friday, I'm with the fly man, fuck the work week!

Fuckin Eh! I'm so glad this week is just about fuckin over.

fuckin' brutal hours this past fuckin' week.....the fuckin' pay cheque will be sweet but........fuck me am i tired.

Fuck me.

How you doing? Come here often? What's your sign? Can we skip the pleasantries and go straight to the part where you call me Captain Kirk and give me and handjob in the backseat of my car?

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Fuck! It's so fucking nice out side and it's fucking oktoberfest! Time to drink lots of fucking good beer and drink rum out of my flask! Fucking german's ROCK!

Ha ha ha ha. Fuck you.

I'm being fucked seven-ways from Sunday already, Eden.
But not in a fun way like the back of your fucking car. lol

hey look........it's fuckin' sunday



fuck me..........


gotta fuck try right noodle...........

Fuck! It's SUNDAY! My fucking house is already clean so that means I get to fucking spend all fucking day working on the fucking file system of my PC!

What the fuck is up with RosefuckingMary's Baby. Don't fuck with the coven or they will fuck you up.

Fuck, I am tired.

^ i knew she'd fucking turn up today... :)

lol. a "fuck" a day, keeps the insanity at bay.

the fucking Yankees fucking advanced in the fucking playoffs...what a totally fucked up fucking AL post-season

Fuck the Yankees. I don't really like fucking baseball but my family hates the fucking Yankees.

I spent all fucking day today doing NOTHING. It was fucking awesome.

And fucking piss on the fucking yankees, too. Fuckers.

My brain is teh fuckedupedness.
Wow. Nothing like waking up in the morning with a "what the fuck?! did that all just really happen?!" moment.
Apparently, the three fucking tire gauges in my glovebox are not fucking enough to ease my anxiety about not having one. Thanks ever so fucking much, subconcious!

ahh, my morning fuck...

I had a great fucking weekend. :suave:
I don't fucking care if it is Monday fucking morning.
I plan to fucking reminisce all fucking day about the weekend fucking.

Man after getting some great fucking sleep yesterday, I got horrible fucking sleep last night. Thank the fucking lord for fucking coffee.

built the fucking stall.

re-built the fucking hay barn.

the fucking new horse is here and i'm fucking toast........