Fuck this place, I need a better fucking job.

Hey! It's fucking margarita time! A round for every one of you fuckers!

Fuckin' drink up!

Margaritas there, fucking rum here. Here's fucking to you thirdsun! L'ehiam!

..

Hear, hear! To fucking Life and to Lord Fucking Eden!

Pass that rum over here!

i woke very pissy and with a "fuck off" attitude toward everything today.
and fuck, if i don't really care whether it gets better or not.
is it time to fucking go back to bed yet?

'tis fucking FRIDAY!!!

FUCK YEAH! FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS! Come to think of it, most of the men that post in this fucking thread ARE motherfuckers. Thirdsun is a LUCKY motherfucker.

Speaking of fucking thirdsun, was that you wandering around MM last night in fucking chat? If it wasn't... what the fuck are you talking about? I have no fucking idea.

it's a long fucking weekend for this fucker.....i called in fucking sick today.



fuck 'em

i have to fucking go back into work now.
after five fucking minutes at home to put on jeans and go pee.
i'm not driving 90 fucking miles in dress pants and 90 degree heat.
my fucking air conditioning is not that fucking good.
later, fuckers.

fuck you noodle........bitchin' about the fuckin' heat and all......


wtf about us sorry fuckers in the rain fer fuck sakes...........


i know it's pretty fucking sweet here in the fuckin' spring and summer but,fuck me......fall can fuck right off.......i'd rather have fucking winter hit head on......


fuckin' rights i would..........

........so yeah........enjoy the fucking heat baby.




:D

i'm not bitching about the fucking heat, fly, i'm bitching about dress pants.
fuck them. i'll take the fucking heat anyday over that white shit you fuckers
get up there. that's why i live way the fuck down here.

I fucking took a 3 hour fucking nap and it fucking rocked. I woke up 5 minutes before I wanted to wake the fuck up. Hell fucking yeah!

70 fucking degrees right now...golf in a couple fucking hours...life is fucking GREAT!!!

fuck my inability to be objective.

well ex-fucking-scuse me.......i thought you were fucking off about the heat....now i fucking know it's a bout the fucking pants.

and i don't fucking mind the white shit.......you every rode a fucking horse in the snow????.........it's fucking awesome.

i've seen snow excatly fucking twice, bucko.
once in NC and once in fucking Sweden.
it's fucking cold and fucking wet...
and lovely to look at from the indoors.


Oh and by the way, I'm either about to make the fourth biggest fucking mistake of my life or the fifth best decision. This fucking remains to be seen.

avoid bad fucking choices...

fucking do what you gotta fucking do noodle............

Fuck, it took me 2 hours to defrag my fucking hard drive. Then, I have to fix the fucking bootloader so it would load the fucking hard drive I put fucking linux. Finally, I have fucking linux installed. Fuck! That was way to fucking confusing.

Imagine that! In fucking Naples we found Lord Eden's fucking bastard love child!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2600/...64c9bf1f9c.jpg

fuck me.........although........he's much fucking better looking than that fucking bastard Eden......

ok, where the fuck is she this mornin'?

She was fuckin' tired and slept in a little this fuckin' morning, damn.
I'm surprised I slept at all last night... fucking nerves suck.


Fuck yeah to four day weekends!
Fuckin' UGH to getting braces on as the reason for four fucking day weekends.

Today is the only fucking day I am working this week. Fuck work. I am taking some fucking vacation time.

To Fly and Thirdsun: You know what, you fucking guys are just jealous of how fucking PRETTY I am. I fucking understand tho, I getz all the TFP ladies.

Also:
Fuck Mondays.
Fuck Work.
FUCK BRACES (I fucking feel for you noodle).
Fuck Car Repairs.
Fuck spending $250 bucks on a test that will fucking only SLIGHTLY raise your chance of getting fucking hired in comparison to all the other fucking guys in IT that are out of work right now.

I always wondered what the fuck kind of bizarre delusions rattled around in that empty fucking head of Lord Eden's. Now we all fucking know!

It's fucking morning. I refuse to say it's fucking "good"... but, mornin' Phil.

Clean sheets fucking rock. Freshly shaved legs in clean sheets fucking rock.

Thunderstorms while curled up in clean sheets with freshly shaved legs fucking rock.



Headaches and the whiff of rotten pumpkin from the front step do not fucking rock.

fucking rotten pumpkin smell...

/me shakes fucking head...

the main reason why i don't carve pumpkins, much less put them on the fucking front porch.
who fucking carves pumpkins ten days before halloween and leaves them where they're in the fucking sun for ten hours until they collapse from the weight of mold and flies within three days?!
it's fucking disgusting.

no fuckin' doubt..........the poor fucker is delusional:shakehead:

I'm pretty fucking horny right now. Which sucks, because I'm sitting at fucking work.

My wife better be up for a good fucking when I get home.

Fucking Tracktion, my fucking audio recording program, fucking references files instead of fucking copying them. Now I fucking find that out after deleting six fucking months of music! Fuck!

I'd be pissed the fuck off, dude.

Fuck, I want a fucking burger and fries from the bad ass fucking greasepit next to my work, but I know I need to eat that fucking sandwich I made last night. FUCK.

in the middle of the fucking night, put a bag of fucking dogshit in one of them and light the fucker on fire, after liberally fucking dousing it with a more than appropriate amount of fucking lighter fluid, then knock on their fucking door and run...

(close your fucking windows first...)

I'd put the fucking thing in a hefty bag and leave it there for the fuckers.
It's a more polite way to say 'get rid of this fucking pumpkin you fucking batshit morons.'

fuck pumpkins
fuck jack o' lanterns, too

it's fucking HUMP day!!!