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LordEden 12-16-2009 06:31 AM

Well, Fuck. Is it Friday yet?

Tophat665 12-16-2009 06:43 AM

Phil, golf always fucking sucks. Sometimes, though, you are having a good day and not paying any fucking attention, and then it might seem pretty fucking good.

/ Have a nice fucking day.

LordEden 12-16-2009 06:55 AM

TopHat, haven't seen you around this fucking thread for awhile, wondering if we fucking lost you or not.

Tophat665 12-16-2009 07:02 AM

I've been pretty fucking busy.

LordEden 12-16-2009 07:29 AM

Either way, it's fucking good to have someone else posting in this fucking thread. I'm fucking tired of hearing about noodle's new fucking boy toy, Phil's fucking golf game, and how fucking cold it is in canadaland. :-)

Fly 12-16-2009 07:38 AM

yeah Top.....that fuckin' Eden starts all the fucking whinning,then when we fucking bitch about it,he fucking goes off....wtf?

LordEden 12-16-2009 08:39 AM

I know! That fucker pisses me off, always bitching and fucking whining.... wait a second.... Fucking A! You are talking about me! Well, fuck you too fly! You can the fucking horse you rode in on. haha

ring 12-16-2009 09:14 AM

Eden called me a 'distinguished lady.'
That sounds like a fucking euphemism for just being fucking old...
and I'm fucking okay with that.

When I wake up in the morning, occasionally my first thought isn't
"fuck; it's going to hurt like fucking hell to crawl out of bed."

These are the really good fucking days.
I'm going to take advantage of these more often;
I'm fucked if I don't.
Gotta keep fuckin' moving.

Fly 12-16-2009 09:17 AM

fuckin' eh ring.........keep pushing fucking forward baby.........


and Eden..........my horses all want me to let you fucking know............


.......that you can go fuck your hat eh............

LordEden 12-16-2009 09:40 AM

Ring, I say 'distinguished lady' in the highest fucking respect. It's better than ma'am, people get all angry when I say that, not fucking calling you old, just using the damn manners that my mama beat into my fucking head.

Funny I say that in a thread that requires me to fucking cuss. HA.

Also, fuck my hat? My hat will fuck YOU. It's a pirate hat, ya know.

ring 12-16-2009 09:53 AM

I loved it when I lived in Virginia.

Everyone called me "Miss Grace." I fucking kind of miss that.

My mother still says that the f word doesn't sound right coming out of my mouth.

She's fucking right.

When my Mom rarely says, " fuck"

oh man, everyone sure pays fucking attention,
because that means she's really fuckin' upset,
and always for a good fuckin' reason.

Fly 12-16-2009 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2739889)

Also, fuck my hat? My hat will fuck YOU. It's a pirate hat, ya know.




i know what kinda fucking hat it is............the horses don't fucking like them kinda hats for fuck sakes.........

---------- Post added at 11:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:25 AM ----------

see...........


this is the kinda fuckin' hat they're all about.........hence the reason why they (the horses) told you to go fuck your hat.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1260992646

LordEden 12-16-2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2739893)
Everyone called me "Miss Grace." I fucking kind of miss that.

Can I call ya that?

*****

I got one of those fucking hats fly, sep mine has a big fucking Miller High Life logo on it.

http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...86379303_l.jpg

So, NEENER FUCKING NEENER.

Tophat665 12-16-2009 01:26 PM

A target rich environment. I live for this fucking shit.

@ ring: I will call you Miss Grace all the fucking time, then, as I am in the ass backwards fucking state of Virginia. You are one of the most fucking distinguisghed ladies I have the pleasure to fucking know.

@ Fly: Nice fucking basses, man. I have got to get myself out to Fucking BC and hang out with you one of these fucking days.

@ Eden: It is even more appropriate for horses to tell you to fuck a hat with a fucking miller light logo, and they are fucking pissed off having to piss into those dinky fucking bottles. (Drink what you like, man, I wouldn't hold it a-fucking-gainst you. Doesn't mean I won't make fucking fun of it from time to time.)

Fremen 12-16-2009 04:27 PM

Is it fucking Christmas-time again??? Fuck!!
I fucking hate shopping for fucking kids!

Fly 12-16-2009 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2739952)
A target rich environment. I live for this fucking shit.



fuckin' bring it Top......


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2739952)

@ Fly: Nice fucking basses, man. I have got to get myself out to Fucking BC and hang out with you one of these fucking days.



fucking thank you Top,they are fun to play........really trippin' on the fucking acoustic bass lately.........and yes.........show the fuck up one day man........wobbly pops to be fucking had.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2739952)

@ Eden: It is even more appropriate for horses to tell you to fuck a hat with a fucking miller light logo, and they are fucking pissed off having to piss into those dinky fucking bottles. (Drink what you like, man, I wouldn't hold it a-fucking-gainst you. Doesn't mean I won't make fucking fun of it from time to time.)



i could soo fucking go off on the beer thing right now.........you know,the fucking part about we (Canadianians) piss out better fucking beer than Miller but.......i fucking won't.

you're a lucky fucking bastard Eden.........tip back your fucking rum to that pal.......

LordEden 12-16-2009 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2739952)
@ Eden: It is even more appropriate for horses to tell you to fuck a hat with a fucking miller light logo, and they are fucking pissed off having to piss into those dinky fucking bottles. (Drink what you like, man, I wouldn't hold it a-fucking-gainst you. Doesn't mean I won't make fucking fun of it from time to time.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2740032)
i could soo fucking go off on the beer thing right now.........you know,the fucking part about we (Canadianians) piss out better fucking beer than Miller but.......i fucking won't.

One fucking word for you fuckers. College, Fucking college. When you have $12 bucks to get as much beer as you possible can? You buy cheap and in great fucking quantity. I like fucking GOOD beer. I drink the best beer I can afford at the time. When you have no fucking money, you drink what you have too. My cheap beer of fucking choice is High Life. Does it taste like fucking watered down piss? Yes. Did I drink a fuck ton of it in college? Yes.

Look at it this way. I got $12. I can either, buy a nice 6-pack, which runs around $9 fucking around here and be fucking sober. Or I can buy a fucking 24-pack of high life and get wasted. The question comes down too... Do you want to get drunk or not?

Elitist fuckers.

CinnamonGirl 12-16-2009 07:52 PM

you're not in fucking college anymore :p

Fly 12-16-2009 08:07 PM

i fuckin' hear ya' on,more bang for your buck but,fuck me Eden........Cinn is right on the grow the fuck up aspect of it..........


*surprised i haven't been slagged for the fuckin' wobbly i'm sportin' in the pic*

uncle phil 12-17-2009 03:16 AM

'zat a fuckin' wobbly in your fuckin' pic, fly?

Fly 12-17-2009 05:27 AM

fuckin' rights phil...........and a bottle of fucking rum too baby......

Tophat665 12-17-2009 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2740044)
Elitist fuckers.

Yo, Eden, it's not actually elitism when you really are better than the other poor fucker. Then it's fucking arrogance.

I drank shit beer in College too. Swilled fucking Busch like they were going to shut down the production line any day and stop watering the horses. I do not, however, own any garments that say fucking Busch anywhere on them.

There's a place for fucking lawnmower beer. After you mow the fucking lawn. Other that that, it's only good for dogs, children, Muslims, and fucking Mormons. You want bang for your fucking buck? Buy fucking grain and kool aid.

uncle phil 12-17-2009 06:46 AM

hehe...

fuckin' beer wars...

LordEden 12-17-2009 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2740169)
Yo, Eden, it's not actually elitism when you really are better than the other poor fucker. Then it's fucking arrogance.

I drank shit beer in College too. Swilled fucking Busch like they were going to shut down the production line any day and stop watering the horses. I do not, however, own any garments that say fucking Busch anywhere on them.

There's a place for fucking lawnmower beer. After you mow the fucking lawn. Other that that, it's only good for dogs, children, Muslims, and fucking Mormons. You want bang for your fucking buck? Buy fucking grain and kool aid.

LOL I knew I'd take the most heat from the fucking guy who brews his own beer.

For the record fuckers, this was the beer I had the other fucking night.

http://www.oldehickorybrewery.com/images/hefe.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Site
Pronounced just as it looks, traditional Bavarian style wheat ale. Unfiltered with hints of banana, bubblegum, coriander and clove.

Our Hefe-Weizen is brewed with a special strain of yeast from the Weihenstephaner brewery in Freising, Germany dating back to 1040 ad. sometimes served with a lemon slice, and that's ok.

OG 11 DEGREE PLATO, HOPS- HALLERTAUER, 10.06 IBU, 2.33 DEGREE LOVIBOND

I like my fucking hoppy beers.

Also I love my fucking Miller High Life Hat. Granted I only wore it in fucking college, but I still love my cheap beer.

I think I fucking struck a nerve with TopHat. HAHA. Send me some good beer you made then! I'll drink the fuck out of it.

noodle 12-17-2009 07:34 AM

You fucking drank beer that tastes like bananas and bubblegum?
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
I guess I can't say too much as this is one of my new favorites.

But I feel like I got run over by a fucking truck and am rockin'
a massive fever and cold medicine, so what the fuck do I know, right?
And get it straight... this is not a new boy toy, fucker. :lol:

Tophat665 12-17-2009 08:03 AM

Noodle, Hefeweizen is fucking awesome. Bananas and bubblegum, lychees and clove, all in the same sense that fucking burgundy tastes like leather and oak. It's great fucking beer and incredibly fucking easy to brew well.

Eden, I love arguing about, well, fucking anything, but particularly fucking beer. My problem with fucking Miller (and fucking coors and fucking budweiser and fucking Pilsner Urquell, and fucking Antarctica, Estrella, Hue, Orion, Cass, Pisswasser, Feilders and all those fizzy yellow fucking pisswassers) is that they're extremely fucking hard to brew well and if they're brewed right, they're fucking Boring! If the best thing that can be said about a beer is that it's fucking boring, then that beer is worth fuck-all to me.

That said, Budweiser World Select Lager is some damn fine fucking beer, even if it is pretty fucking boring.

---------- Post added at 11:03 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 AM ----------

Noodle: Booyah! Fucking Chocolate Indulgence. I have a bottle of that shit in my fucking fridge, and I am really looking forward to drinking the fuck out of it.

LordEden 12-17-2009 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodle (Post 2740187)
You fucking drank beer that tastes like bananas and bubblegum?
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

It doesn't taste like either bananas or bubblegum, if it did, I wouldn't fucking drink the shit. It tastes like a really good blue moon. Wheat beers rock.

CinnamonGirl 12-17-2009 05:16 PM

Yeah...he fucking hates bubblegum.




In other news, it's fucking cold.

Fly 12-17-2009 05:26 PM

i've had wobblies that have a hint of fucking banana in them,and i gotta fucking say..........damn fine tasting fucking beer baby.

uncle phil 12-18-2009 03:43 AM

fucking raining like a motherfucker right about now...

LordEden 12-18-2009 05:18 AM

It's fucking sleeting outside, fun times. If you are going to fucking snow, fucking snow. If you are going to fucking rain, fucking rain. None of this fucking halfway bullshit.

Tophat665 12-18-2009 06:08 AM

Going to get a fucking foot of the cold white shit here. Not fucking happy about that, nosireebob. I fucking HATE snow.

noodle 12-18-2009 06:10 AM

fucking stupid head cold. and the rain. stupid fucking rain.
i have a tylenol cold hangover and had fucking night terrors
because the fat fucking cat had me trapped under the covers
and i couldn't get out during a fucking night sweat.
omg freak OUT.

LordEden 12-18-2009 09:06 AM

Noodle, been fucking robo-tripping again? What did I tell you about fucking doping?

noodle 12-18-2009 12:44 PM

I haven't done anything illegal since Tuesday. :lol:
No, I didn't robo-trip. I was hallucinating from a fever of 103 something.
I try not to take meds until it gets bad... with the theory that it'll
burn up some fucking virus cells by getting my core temp up.
Sometimes this is a really bad fucking idea. Ha ha ha ha ha...

Fremen 12-18-2009 10:35 PM

I feel your fucking pain, kanoodle.
I'm just now getting back to where I can fucking breathe without coughing up a fucking lung.
I never knew my fucking sinuses could hold so much fucking yellow-green mucus before.

A friend fixed me a damn good hot toddy that cut right through that shit and made me feel all toasty inside.
A bit of Jack, honey and lemon juice. Worked like a fucking charm.
I felt the warmth travel all the way down my chest.

CinnamonGirl 12-18-2009 11:12 PM

It's fucking snowing.

uncle phil 12-19-2009 03:23 AM

it's fucking blowing...

Fly 12-19-2009 04:22 AM

it's a fucking money making day...........fuck the man.

LordEden 12-19-2009 07:22 AM

It actually fucking snowed at my house, WOW. That's fucking amazing. We never get snow. Now, the roads are shut down and I'm not going anywhere till Monday.


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