Dude, I am so fucking badass, you fucks have no idea.

:D

aaahh, the nighttime fuck...

there's nothing quite the fuck like getting home on a fucking Monday night, relaxing with a fucking beer, and getting fucking cozy with a for-sure hot-fucking-damn woman

(/me peeks around the fucking corner, looking for the "fuck" lady...)

Good fucking morning, Uncle Phil. :lol:

good fucking morning indeed...........fuckers

Mornin' Fuckers.

Any Fucking Time of the Day Fuckers

FUCK! My stepdad traded his fucking spare car and his fucking main car in for a newer car. That means I can't use the spare car to get around in while my fucking car gets repaired! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Fuck the new car!

Seriously. Fucking seriously, there were ZOMBIES walking in the ghetto this afternoon.
It was all fucking quiet and shit and these fucking zombies shuffle-walked out of a cemetary wearing fucking houseshoes and FUCKING CURLERS. It was so fucking surreal.

And no one answered their fucking phones.

Seriously Noodle, if the zombies are fucking coming my way you better fucking tell me. I'll even come fucking pick you up on my way to the fucking islands in my stolen Army Humvee.

Thank god for fuckin' rednecks.

I'm going to write it all down... it was so fucking surreal.

Fuck you, I had it on fucking vibrate.

Rum tastes fucking GOOD.

Fucking romantic comedies. They make me fucking angry and dreamy at the same fucking time.

I need to fucking blow something up now.

HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE! How you fucking doing?

That's NOT what I fucking said :lol:

+10000 cinn, plus ten-fucking-thousand

Cinn's fucking score is OVER9000! FUCK!

ok, where the fuck is she? at the fucking dentist's?

Fuck the dentist. Fuck every fucking dentist. Dentists, pfft, fucking robbers.

GIVE ME BACK MY TEETH YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!

Fuck dentists. Those fuckers are fucking modern day highwaymen!

That's why they're called fucking "dent-ists" because they fucking dent your wallet all to fucking hell.

I saw my fucking dentist last week for a fucking cleaning and he said the fucking economy had put a fucking dent in his fucking practice. I fucking laughed my head off. Serves you fucking right, you fucking bastard, for charging me 7 fucking grand for 3 fucking crowns.

My face fucking hurts.
And, yes, my appointment was a seven-fucking-thirty this morning.

"Hey congratulations, your overall dental health has improved!" however your back teeth have a HUGE fucking cavity between them because your teeth are shifting and grinding together so we're going to grind off half of both teeth and shove some bondo and JB Weld shit up in there and fix your fucking grill.

My face fucking hurts.

fucking bourbon works...

i'm trying to wait a little later until i bust out the fucking bourbon.
but bet your ass it will fucking happen. NOTHING has killed this pain all day.

It's supposed to FUCKING SNOW this weekend. Fucking Ohio.

you fucking know.........you crazy fucking bastard.:thumbsup:



you're fucking right man...........fuck it,throw back some bourbon baby..........



fuck the dentist bitch.:rolleyes:



fucker that he/she is..........fuck

Fucking bourbon rocks. But it only worked for a little fucking while.
Fucking Tylenol Cold, though, fucking rocks. I was all stopped up and fucking achy.
Fuck reactions to the novocaine. Today it remains to be seen whether my vision will fucking recover from that fucking shite.

My dentist is fucking HOT... and they let me watch Sex in the City while he and his assistanct were fucking around in my mouth. I was smuggling fucking skittles because it hurt so fucking bad... I hope he didn't get the wrong fucking idea.

to - fucking - MORROW!!!

I thought it was to-fucking-day?!

Fuck today. There may not be a fucking tomorrow.

today is for fucking packing and hoping it doesn't snow before we leave tomorrow morning...

I hate fucking job hunting.

Fuck job hunting. Fuck job interviews. Fuck want ads. Fuck resumes. Fuck work. Fucking slavery.

Fuck Dude! YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT! Fuck ALL of those things and fuck the economy! Fuck $10 an hour! FUCK THIS SHIT!

Skull-fuck the economy.

It's fuckin' time to go home! I am so fuckin' outta here! See all you fuckers later...

:wave:

fuck me am i tired or fucking what.........brutal fucking work week