hump day should be fuck day

don't i fuckin' wish.

hump-fuckin' day

How you doing? Fucking come on over noodle, we can make hump day fuck day and hit up the "Got Some" thread. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

I don't wanna get my fuckin' ass beat by this bad-ass chick for steppin' on toes, yo.
You want some fever and chills? I think I might fucking have some to share.... :(

Cinn Vs Noodle in a jello wrestling match over me? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAH BOYZ!

*puts his referee uniform on*

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

*****

I just fucking bought Dragon Age: Origins. Now, to spend the next fucking week getting it to run in linux. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I might possibly be working on my own hobbit in the not so distant fucking future, and Cinn could totally kick my ass. So, unfortunately, I will have to fucking pass on this one, Eden.

Have some fucking fun. And remember: Chicks dig Linux.
And linux fucking looooooves you.

I wish my fucking computer could handle something like Dragon Age: Origins.
I'd need a whole new fucking system, though.

I'd get it for my fucking 360, but my fucking tv is so fucking small, it's hard as hell to fucking read the numerous fucking dialog boxes.
That was one of the fucking main problems I had with fucking Mass Effect and Fallout Fucking 3.

One of these fucking days, though....

noodle's got her eyes on a fuckin' hobbitt? fuck my ear and chug the baby oil!!!

phil.........you get the fuckin' baby oil.....and i'll fuck your ear.

He's markedly less hairy than our Favorite Hobbit, but dead fuckin' sexy, so we'll see, Uncle Phil. Life is really fucking interesting at the moment. And he makes an excellent fucking cuppa joe, too.

But your ear? Really? Fucking the ear does not sound remotely entertaining or comfortable, I'll leave that to you boys.

fuck yeah........i know 'ol phil's all over that fucking action...........


talk to me phil,you crazy bastard you........



*insert kiss fucking emoticon here*

fuck me, it's casual sex fucking friday!!!

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...guy/casual.jpg

Thanks for fucking reminding me Phil, I got to remember to swing by the fucking store and pick up some casual sex on my fucking way home from work.

Seriously, hot tea, good music and gazing at Hot Coffee Guy's fantastic ass has almost made up for getting called into work at 4 fuckin 15 this morning. Fuckin EH! :thumbsup:

noodle's got the hots for a fucking coffee waiter...

Noodle and coffee guy, sitting a in tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G. *NEENER NEENER*

Go fucking get that shit girl, pounce on that shit like it's the last piece of ass on earth. DO IT! NAO!

fuckin' rain is gonna fuck up my camping trip...........fuck you rain maker.

Hell, I'm not that fuckin' easy, Eden.
And he's not a coffee waiter, he's an electrician
who can't get a job because the fucking housing market
here sucks ass and he dj's at night
(and played me some Curtis Mayfield, bitches!!).
Tattooed from the chin down with a fuckin sweet ass.
Totally NOT my fuckin' type most of the time. But... damn.
But again, I'm not that fuckin' easy.
Or I'd have said, "Fuck yeah" to a FWB offer on Monday
accompanied by an offer to model raincoats in my fucking living room.
Gotta fuckin' work for it a little.

I don't fucking fight over my men. :p





I had a fucking latte at ten o'fucking clock. I'm not gonna fucking sleep tonight. Also, there's only two fucking people in chat. What the fuck?

Im in the fucking chat now.

i'm fucking golfing this morning...

I was right...didn't fucking sleep. Had less to do with the fucking coffee, though, and more to do with the fact that I can't turn my fucking brain off.


Fuck.

ITs gonna be a fucking gorgeous day... and I'm gonna fucking love it!

Fucking right. They fight over YOU.

At this rate, I might become a fucking coffee addict. :lol:

Happy Fuckin' Saturday, y'all.

Fuck, I don't want to fucking work today, it's fucking SATURDAY for christ's sake. FUCK!

won 81 fucking dollars!!!

I'm still fucking awake...

where the fuck is my buddy noodle?

curled up in the fucking fetal position
after overuse of a hatchet and wire cutters yesterday.
and trying to fucking deal with the fact that she has
to be at a family's house in 3.5 hours.
grrrr.

good fuckin' times in the bush with my buddies.......

lotta fuckin' drinking and guitar fucking playing around a big fucker fire.

ate like fucking kings i tell ya'..........


fuck yeah!!!!

I drove over 8 fucking hours today, FUCK THAT SUCKED.

Two fucking big thumbs up to Mooby Hobbit!
Was it fucking worth it though?

I won't fucking find that out til Friday. I hope to fucking god I get the job, it would be a great fucking springboard into a REAL career in IT. Hey you work in the Healthcare industry, wannnnnnna be my fucking friend and be a pretend reference for me? ;)

Fuck, I REALLY REALLLLLLLLLY want to quit my fucking job right now.

I fucking work in the healthcare industry. I'll put in a good fucking word for you.
The fucking word of the day is "LeaveMeAloneGoddamnitI'llGetToItFasterIfYouBackOff"!

fuck, i did not sleep well at all...

Ida's fuckin' with my headache and sleep patterns. Bring it the fuck on, already!

me fuckin' either.......up all night walking the fucking river lookin' for my fucking dogs..........and the bitch's still aren't fucking back.......:sad:

I want my fucking dogs back!!!!!!!!!

c'mon you fucking dogs.........come fucking home already..........




*i guess this should be in pointless fucking anouncments but...fuck it........here it fucking is*