okay eden.


FUCK THE CONNIVING CUNT AND THE FUCKING HORSE SHE RODE IN ON.

better?

Fuck yeah!

You fucking GO GIRL! FUCK THEM!

shittyassmotherfuckingcockwhoresonofabitchloserfuckwad
assholewithnogoddamnfuckingclasscan'trecognizethevalue
ofwhathefuckinghadrightinthegoddamnfuckingfaceandthe
stupidfuckingborderlinebipolarcuntragalcoholicleatherfaced
fuckingidioticmanipulativeembarrassmenttothefuckingfemale
genderandpatheticfuckingexcuseforahumanbeingsuckingup
myfuckingoxygenandwastedhumanfleshbitch...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



Hmm. Now I really feel that fucking much better. :)
Carry on.

*sniff*.......that was fucking beautiful noodle......*sniff*

Goddamn girl, I fucking love you. Fucking give it up for my fucking girl, noodle! *Around of applause*

Psst, you misspelled "Stupid Fucking Woman." (Say it with me: Stupid Fucking Woman. Hit the stresses hard. Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?)

She's not a fucking "woman".
She's never earned that fucking title and won't.
He's just as fucking bad as she is.


Oh, and you know you're a fucking redneck if you live in a fucking neighborhood with only half the fucking roads paved, and yet every fucking one names after animals you'd find on the side of the fucking road dead. "left on deer road, right on hedgehog, left on beaver avenue" and a fucking water moccasin stops traffic because no one wants to fucking run over it!
I fucking love my patients in the ghetto... no more fucking coverage in the redneck zone! Auuuughhhhh, fuck. 132 fucking miles today.

*opens mouth* *closes mouth* *opens mouth* *closes mouth*

Fuck.... Most of my fucking family live on streets named after animals. Fuck.

but are they living on roads named after fucking roadkill animals, eden?

Possum Fucking Hollow.

Fucking in the Fucking satellite dish with my fucking cousin using fatback for fucking lubricant. Yeeeeeeeeee Fucking Haaaaaaaw! The gowan isside an fry me up a fucking dog chokin skillet o' catfish! Might could be a fucking afternoon to remember. Might fucking could.

/ I have been far too fucking long out of New Fucking England.

fucking weird...........

tee-gee-eye-motherfucking-eff.

Fucking fried fatback is GOOD. Fucking fried catfish is GOOD. Fuck you tophat, I'll come to [whereever you are located] and fucking lay down some southern woup-ass on you.

It's FUCKING FRIDAY PEOPLE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCKINGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am going to beat the next motherfucker that fucking pees on the side of my house when they fucking SEE me coming down the side yard or yells like a fucking asshole in the stairwell using the Georgia Fucking Intercom. Underage, drunk, redneck fuckers fucking up my goddamn program. Stupid fuckers.

fuck 'em over noodly doodly...........don't let them fuck with you.


like i always say........"you can't fuck a fucker"


get the fuckin' assholes before they get you.




fuck yeah!!!!!!!

tonight.... i fucking pushed back.

way to fuckin' go noodle..........don't let no one fuck with you.

big drunk dude with dreads fucking pushed me into a fucking brick post.
fuck yeah, i pushed back.

that wasn't the fucker that peed on the side of your building, was it?

no, i left the fucking building because of the peeing-arguing-stupid redneck fuckers and went to the mike gordon concert with a friend i felt bad for because no one else wanted to fucking go and hung out with a bunch of fucking hippies when the big black fucker shoved me into a fucking pillar (this was the second time this fucker ran into me) because he was trying to fucking communicate with the sound guys.

noodle: the fucking badass! :thumbsup:

fuckin' badass is right........don't fuck with noodle

my back fucking hurts... but the fucking shrubbery that was taking over the rose bush and the fucking powerlines that my fucktarded landlord wouldn't get off his fucking ass and take down is gone for now.

i really hope it continues to fucking rain all fucking day. then i can read and watch hulu all day and not feel fucking unproductive.
the rain fucking nutures my soul. :lol:

Head Fucking Hurts. Drinking my fucking hombrew til fucking 2 in the fucking AM.

Tophat, what kind of fucking beer do you brew and how can I fucking get some at my fucking house.

just popped my first fucking wobbly of the day.........last day of fucking holidays....

Hehehe, wobbly pops. I'm still fucking excited I finally figured out what that fucking was.

Having me some fucking relaxation in a bowl. Fucking, here's to you, flyman!

I brew all kinds of fucking beer. Good Fucking beer, mostly. We had a DoubleIPA, a molasses Old Ale, a Kumquat Pale ale, and a Fucking Chick Beer - the Purple Peril. Blackberry/Raspberry/Honey Hefeweizen. Chicks dig the fuck outta it.

You don't get it at your house; you come to my fucking house. First Saturday of September without a UVA fucking home football game.

fuck.
fuck lady gaga and fuck football.

I'd like to fuck Lady Gaga, but just to tell her to "quit being so fucking weird!".
It comes off as fucking desperate.

DoubleIPA for me, my fucking good man. I'm a huge fucking IPA fan and a pale ale fan. Those fucking beers sounds great!

*****

I'm fucking 2 days away from seeing a great fucking girl. Fucking ROCK!

Good fucking luck, LE!

Thanks Fremen, I've always wanted the fucking blessing of Magnum P.I. Now I just have to make my house fucking spotless, clean the trash up out of the auto, and the fucking "funk" that is still fucking lingering in there.

Anyone want to fucking detail my car for me?

Big Bang, fuck yeah!
I don't have cable so no fucking House or Heroes... boo....
OH no! No fucking Breaking Bad or Dexter!

*sniffle fucking sniffle*

go hit the fuckin' local pub noodle and fucking demand they put house on the fucking tv

nah, i quit the fuckin' wobbly pops for now (other than ladies' night tomorrow, fucking eh, margaritas!) and House is ova til next week. good fuckin' call, though, fly.

if i can fucking help m'lady.......i'll fuckin' do it.


enjoy your fucking margiritas eh........


and i'm fucking hooking up with amonkie and ace o spades for lunch tommorow.......what kinda wobbly pop should i fucking order so we talk about you too eh?

fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bounce on that ball. Bounce.

Fly, a fuckin' Stella, of course, luv!
Remind her she's fuckin' got something for you from mefuckingself.

JJ, where's your fuck in that sentence?!