The Haiku Game
 

Everyone knows that Haiku's are one of the easiest forms of Poetry (at least the type the everyday Joe writes). So what better way to celebrate this prose than with a nonsense game?

I'm sure all of you know that a Haiku is three lines, following the pattern of 5 syllables, then 7 and then 5 again.

Write a Haiku on the topic the previous person gives you, and then give a new topic for the next person to write about.


For example, if someone gave me the topic of "Dolphins" I could write

"Dolphins sure are cute
But they can be Vicious
Please don't eat my flesh."

I want the next Haiku to be about... Zombies!

Zombies are not fun
What do they do with the brains?
Eat zombies, eat brains

next topic: vehicular manslaughter

Look out! Move your ass!
Vehicular Manslaughter.
Oh Shit! Broken Glass!

Next Haiku: Siamese Twins

Siamese Twins YEA!
Stuck together by the hip.
Three legged race champs.

Next haiku: Puking in toilet reference

*edit, dang, bones posted at the same time I did, so i'll just do his too:

D-O-double-G.
Runnin with little bow-wow.
Illmatic flow yo.

I didn't know who I was supposed to have done so I did both at the same time.

snoop dogg and toilet
what did he digest last night?
oh, lots of hotdogs

This thread is dropping
I must swoop in and save it
Before it is gone

Next Hiaku: Charlie Manson!

Charlie's in jail now
Got folks to stab famous folks
What an asshole, huh?

Dammit Bones! Must be quicker next time.

Willie Wonka sucks
Turned me into a blueberry
"Candy Man" my ass

Next topic: the Six Million Dollar Man

Pretty boys who dance
But can they sing? Oh, HELL no!
Me? I'll take Buffett.

new topic: 1980s arcade games

Mario Brothers
Donkey Kong and MS. Pac Man
Favorites of all!

new topic:

elderly drivers

peer through steering wheel
what's the rush we've got all day
no respect, these kids.


Your new topic, should you choose to accept it: A lovely nighttime barbecue for two, with tasty kebabs, potatoes and a spot of skinny dipping to work up the various appetites.

Barbeque for two ?
Not at night, no not at night
Zombies rome at night.

next up... the toilet.

Awashed in vodka
I humble myself before
The Porcelain God

Next topic...

R. Kelly

Here, have some pee pee
It arouses me to see
Urine on this girl

Next Topic...

Fleas

kelly rapes lil kids
he is a child molestor
but his songs are mad

next: urination

Yes, urination.
But that does not mean
I stand to salute!

Next: the West Nile

Don't forget to add a topic for the next person, you silly people. Or I'll go and...I'll..go...and... I'll probaly just sit in the corner and cry

West Nile has Killed me
Up in Heaven there are bugs
Please don't bite me again

Next Topic: World War II

i killed adolf hitler
with a shot to his scrotum
i created world peace

next: anal

for some it is fun
for others it is painful
dirty dirty sex.

Next: robots

from tv's jetsons
i like rosie the robot
shes is really hot

next: britney spears

she is popular
but what is the real reason?
I say it's the tits

next up: cigarettes

Last one in the pack.
Fuckin' things cost too damn much.
Hey man, got a light?

next: tree frogs

-Mikey

tree frogs suck ass bad
i like to light them on fire
they burn really good

next: cell phones

Is it flight, greenback?
Or are you merely gliding?
Speak! We must be toad.

Up next: après-ski

Arse! Sorry, forget mine:)

Kobe plays B-Ball
And has a hot looking wife
Still total dumbass

Next: Anna Nichole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith
At one time considered hot
is certainly not

Next:
The Montreal Expos

Montreal Expos
Play for frogs but they won't come
Is Vlad a Yankee yet?


Next: Bill Gates

-Mikey

Hey rich ass, question:
"Spring time for green backs, you dig?"
That means "give me cash"

topic : creed

Christ-like pose works well
Albums sell and you tour world!
Music still sucks though.

Next: Hugh Hefner

hugh hefner is old
but his girls are much younger
because he's a pimp

next subject: bruce lee

"El oso polar
purpura" is Spanish for
Purple polar bear.

Next: Jar-Jar Binks

-Mikey

me sa jar jar binks,

troublesome ears me sa have


boss nass no like me




next topic wonder bras

Where are my tube socks?
Join in false advertising
like a Wonder Bra

Next Topic: Christy Canyon

DAMN YOU... disregard
this post and all of my posts
like you always do

next: something about your favorite sandwich

Hail Bones!

I understand. I am partial to the Italian Sausage, myself.
That is, of course, just between you and me.

Now, back to the Haiku...

the cheese, the bacon
bacon IS a condiment
don't forget ketchup

next: Your travels to a distant planet inhabited by giant silicon-based poodle dogs that shoot red beams out of their eyes.

Stupid poodles bite!
and shoot don't forget, damn dogs
Where are the space chicks?

Next Topic: James T. Kirk

What you talkin bout
Willis! Gary Coleman is
Gonna knock you out!

Next topic: Bran Muffins

"Which one Bones," I asked?
"The dead one or the one with
one leg? Huh, smart guy?"

Next Topic: Eminiem

eminem's talent
reliable source of light
light makes me vomit

next........sosa

got diarrhia?
take two immodium pills
it will stop you up.