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Where no one can hear
Young crickets make fart noises Instead of chirping. Next: Geghis Khan, the early years |
Temujin was marked
Borte was his bride to be carry on Kublai. Next: Kindergarten. |
Five year old student
Doogie Houser he is not It's not a tumor. Next: Negative Campaign Haiku |
Why do they fling poo
becoming a nasty game, I want no part of. Next: Dreaming. |
Ten naked women
with clown makeup are throwing Shrimp at me.... Again Next: Poked in the mind's eye |
Third eye is reeling
de ja vu be true for you enjoying all food. |
Alack, an impasse
Devoid of significance Nothing from nothing Next: The most beautiful woman in the world stood in the doorway... |
Uma my Thurman
A ghost from Rosollini, Art will never die. Ahemmm..I won't forget this time... Next.. Bait and Tackle. |
Oh, that was a good one.
He takes the hand off, And is dropped by nightcrawlers and preserved salmon eggs (Tackled by bait) Next - that not-so-fresh feeling |
Just a tad filmy
steam and soap will render me fit for company. oops I forgot..again..lets see..hmmm oh ok Next: Diction. |
Ambiguity
"Help Jack off the horse" Say another way. Next: Forty Million Guys Named Al |
Cindor my nickname
Aloisius Lilius, My calender king. |
Once more left to hang
A refreshing pause for thought ponder the moment. Next: If cucumbers could talk. |
Not drunk but pickled
hoping to end up Claussen I have to stay cool. Next: Not Hanging. |
Cheap fucking drywall
Tensile strength of clabbered snot Mirror leans on wall. Next: A girl named Calamari |
My name is Squidette
You may want to scoot away Before the ink drys. Next: Harlan Ellison writes his own Epitaph. |
Death, that old goniff,
Has arrived early again By a thousand years. What, I should stop at three lines? I have more to say than that. (Incidentally, that's a tanrenga form - 5-7-5 7-7 - I think if you asked Ellison for a haiku, that's what you'd get, just for the sheer cussedness of changing the rules.) Next: Tourists will buy anything |
Again the same store
The trinkets are all alike, why can't she see that. Next Hoarfrost. |
The birds of winter
have moulted on my window. See? Icy feathers. Next: Google |
Magoo stumbled in
looking for some spectacles now he is goggled. Next: Veneer. |
The semblance of wood
In a mock epidermis How much would you pay? Next: As seen on TV |
I got my Bowflex
For seven easy payments Of fourty-five bucks. Next: Umm... snowmen! |
Hey, Illuminaire
Your snowman has a boner Move the damn Carrot! Next: Vegetables in love |
There, across the aisle,
The cucumber sees his mate... Unsatisfied wife. Next theme: "While she's away..." |
Now the time has come
to install the "Hot Chicks Room" while she's at her mom's Next: An Upright Citizen |
Seth calls 9-1-1
After he leaves the whorehouse.... That shit's illegal. Next: Bow hunting. (Nice Kids in the Hall Reference, btw. Did your topic come from your brain going from KitH to Upright Citizen's Brigade?) |
Piccicato pales
For dulcet strains, a device from the horse's tail. Next: I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse or the importance of capitalization. / Thought the Hot Chicks Room was Upright Citizens. Could easily be wrong. TV hasn't been a big part of my life for about 10 years. |
Old tired Uncle Jack
Bruised nuts thighs cramping Please help! Get me off this mount. Next: Whipping Cream |
SMACK on Clapton's back
and here's some more for Jack Bruce Ginger has his stripes Next: A ranch on the bottom of the sea |
My horses can't swim
But they have lots of wet hay I ride my seahorse. Next: hand sanitizing gel |
Oh vile pathogens!
Die swiftly beneath my gel. You filthy buggers. Next: I have to pee |
Molars are floating
better get out of my way or the rug gets it Next: For a Good Time, Call |
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