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whip? check! baby oil ?
Check! Midget porn DVD? check! Lets get it on!!!!!! next: fishtanks |
angelfish above
redtail shark swims beside get me outta' here |
forgot too add
auto maintenance |
can't afford new car
with a warranty, but I can't afford these bills next: Johnny Cash |
Sang and wrote great songs,
Always dressed in fine black clothes, Rest in peace, Johnny! next topic : anything better then dying. |
Not dying is good
Being tortured with pliers It is not so good Next, either: man's inhumanity to man or: John Ritter |
jack flash
he showed us his balls but none saw that episode may he rest in peace next: three's company |
Come knock on our door,
we didn't answer? Sorry! We are fucking now! Next: Webcams |
John Ritter just died
That was a funny sitcom Now Mrs. Summers is mine! next: Homeless in Hollywood |
the weather is great
second hand designer threads life made in the shade next: alphabet soup |
babysitter came
no McDonalds for us, just canned Chef Boyardee! next: haiku thread posts considered equivalent of stupid one word posts on Nonsense board for post count purposes |
My wit is wasted,
Trying for my avatar. Yes. NO. 3 to go! next: topics so long they are almost impossible to make a haiku out of. |
antidisestab-
lishmentarianism can be defined as Next: soft |
flacid not turgid
please, why can't I get it up! hoisting giant squid roasted marshmellows; wrapped in a down comforter sometimes soft is good next: napkins |
Tiny paper wipes
To make my dirty face nice Or did you mean "those"? next: tampons |
Florid radiance
Imbibe as the earth; long parched, yet dying to grow next: Daredevil (the movie) |
Why did I watch it?
I want to gouge out my eyes. What a bad movie. next: bottled water |
why pay when it's free?
you know no diarrhea should tell the RIAA! next: Napster clones |
Begun, the clone war
has. Jango Fett or Napster Use the force, Yoda! next topic. human Clones |
Ted Williams, Joan Jett
these are two I'd like to see cloned Rush Limbaugh is not. next topic: the socio and economic atroscities commited by the Bush administration towards one of the biggest minorites in the USA, transexual porn actors. |
Ashcroft says: Shemales
must pay taxes, can't marry! Don't let this thread die! next: trophy wives |
She's all mine. Big Tits.
She's not very smart. Nice ass. The press is here, smile!!!! next topic Hockey Games |
faster, colder, and
more crunching than football, but why three periods? next: figure skating |
nancy kerrigan
was clubbed by tanya harding thus a legend was born next: Cute little furry kittens |
my continental,
a '63, split fluffy in two, my girlfriend barf'd next: 10 hippies burning to death in a VW bus |
V-W bus aflame
stinky hippies purified Oh, how the ashes blow edit: next topic, stir fry |
chop up some veggies
in the pan with chicken too stir fry like magic next topic - drunk people |
Flip me off asshole
For driving down the damn street I'll run you over. College kids suck dicks Daddy's money and credit I fucked your girlfriend. next topic: fraternities |
Frat boys hit their pledge,
with bad eggs and cold water. The parties rule man!!!!!!!!!!!!! next topic... forgetting to put a topic |
I'm so excited
topic near and dear to me write haiku, forget |
next topic:
Gen. Wesley Clark |
Never heard of him,
but what a horrible name. WESLEY????? WTF??????????? next topic. the number 8 |
Sitting here thinking
about writing a haiku on the number eight |
ode to the haiku,
the last poster forgot to give a new topic. I guess that they were, paying homage to my last topic ,forgetting. new topic.... people who take other peoples turns. |
After you, and you.
No, I just like standing here. Come back tomorrow?! And next we have: chariot racing |
Big Charlton Heston
races in a circle wishing he had a Mossberg. next topic: Michael Moore |
Big sloppy fat guy
The Michigan Militia goes to county fairs. |
lax you great numptie
keep the kettle boiling need haiku license Have a go at: fishnet stockings |
Nice and See thru, Do
I get Horny? NO. OPRAH..... PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next topic : Book Clubs |
Just joined the book club
We sat there and read our book I hate the book club Next topic: e-mail |
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