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Everybody look!
I just put Bones' webcam up On pirate TV I should sell the rights To some big network channel what will it be called? The name should be a knockoff of a TV show "Queer Eye for Himself?" Next subject: bash.org |
dying on the net?
no posts in over two weeks? don't go there, myself next: editing your own posts |
you fucked up a post?
you can always edit it, k you stupid jackass next: Worlds worst Haiku |
The big tiger goes
Grr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr next: homsar |
A tub off crisco
with a shiny hat on top too much birthday cake. Next (and I'll do this one myself) counting one two three four five one two three for five six- damn! I can't say 'seven' next: OJ simpson |
J.C. played it well
It don't fit, you must acquit Happy murderer. next topic: The theory of relativity. |
I tried to Research
Couldn't figure it all out My head now hurts, thanks next topic: psychedelic stuff |
3 tasty mushrooms
the damn room is still spinning woah the colors, man! nest topic Baseball |
God fucking dammt
Benitez blows one more save God damn stupid Mets next topic: New York Rangers |
Which is worse? Rangers
Or Ranger fans? None of them Know about hockey. next topic: manifest destiny |
Give me this land please
God told me I can have it Please note my large gun. Next: Clockwork Orange |
I will wind and wind
let go the key to the works fruit inanimate Motor whirs, fruit does nothing; stupid idea juice will taste oily Next: The Battle of Jutland |
Von Sheer made a move
Jellicoe was a coward Beatty did his job German fleet a mess never to pose a real threat Jellicoe reprieved England rules the seas Though war drags on many years writing on the wall next: rodents as avatars |
Every time I post
You will see this great big vole and I think it's cool next: what you would do for a klondike bar |
Lady of the night
Equal opportunity No, sorry, I'm lost. Coming soon: Police speed traps ps. Top three-pronged haiku Jutland summary, G.O.D. Bravo! |
Hate technology
So I'll build my crazy bombs out of string and wood. noext: airline food |
All three lines must rhyme?
I can do that all the time With a twist of lime next, 14 year old mall goths |
Goths are dumb, whiney,
malajusted, rich kids who block my mall path. Most people fail to realise that my full name is Mr. Shakespeare Scorcex. That little fact, however, has no bearing on my crappy poetry. Next: Tape Measures |
Help, my yellow friend!
I must make sure I'm precise. Measure twice. Cut Once. Next: The female orgasm. |
oh oh oh yes yes
right there, oh my god oh damn make me a sandwich Next: breast self-exam |
feel the left, then right
search for little signs of lumps yes, I'm male. So what? next: pzza delivery |
Go, little car, go
Get the pizza there quickly Oh, no - it's a trap. Next topic: Patty Hearst |
An easy con job,
Poor brainwashed Patty robs bank, So says wise Google Next: Dangerously obsessed Star Trek fans |
i'm gonna puke now
dizzy, the toilet beckons dry heave, beer and bile. next topic: trailer trash women |
I Love White Trash Chicks.
They are so easy to fuck. One buck for a trick. Next Topic:Army of Darkness. |
Army of Darkness,
I beg you wholeheartedly don't lacerate me. Next topic: My underpants smell |
Having sex is fun
Leaves you with smelly panties That can lead to more Next topic: Going to the dentist |
i hate the dentist
he hurt my gums by drilling so i shot him dead next: clowns |
Hello little boy,
Have a balloon, free of charge! Now your soul is mine... (ehehehehehehehe!!! :D) Next: Riced-up cars and the clowns who drive em |
I get good mileage,
But scorn from other drivers. I own a Honda. Next: People who talk on their cell phones during movies |
Fo shizzle, nizzle,
Dis be one phatass flick, son! Ow! Who punched me? Help! Next: Tentacle sex |
horny octopus
what are you doing with that arm? ouch, that kind of sucks Next up: nude cycling |
I'd much rather be
behind Jenna Jameson than Jim Belushi I will only ride until my testicles hurt OUCH! those potholes suck! next: laundry day |
Feeling polluted?
With all your powers combined, I'm Captain Planet! Next: Being at the wrong place at the wrong time |
Being a nude jew
Nazi parades are teh suck I hope I survive. next: google |
Damn, I need info!
But I have no time to search Google, I love you! or Infinite web sites Which one is the most useful? Google! Please help me! Next: Gary Coleman's gubernatorial bid |
Make me govenor
Whachoo talkin 'bout, willis? I am NOT too short! Next, flintstones vitamins. |
Fool, that's not candy!
Part of a balanced breakfast for whiny fat kids :D Next: LARP... Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! |
Big foam rubber sword
Plate mail made out of hubcaps Dwarf? No, accountant. next: accidentally watching gay porn |
You guys realize, the second line, of Spinach's first poem, is 6 syllables?
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