You're with your woman
You feel your stomach rumble
"Gross...it was the dog"

next topic:Marxism

Crumble, falling down
Ideals ended overnight,
Mugged in a meadow.

Next: Jagermeister

Gross, what is this shit?
Come on, man, take another.
wake up; "where am I?"

next topic: football place kickers

Sorry to butt in
Haikus are about two things
Please read haiku link:

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/5022/

"Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive."

Thanks for butting in
back to football place kickers
some kick without shoes


Next: Wild Card Race

Know when to hold 'em
Gotta know when to fold 'em
Football really sucks.

next: dr. seuss

The Cat In The Hat,
Lorax; Horton Hears A Who?
Sorry you're gone, Ted.

Next: Frat parties

my image of time,
and place, my observation
vivid but fleeting


Not a good haiku
I thought I was funny, but
it was done before

Now to Dr. Suess-
psychedelic kids see Grinch,
talking cat; green eggs

next topic: books into movies

I was too slow there
warm beer and sweaty bodies
man, I miss college

next topic: books into movies

books into movies
Oh how they suck damn much
Shortened they must be.

:: Windex

pretty blue windex
lovely view from my window
streak free is the best


next: smog

It is hard to breath
there is a lot of smog out
I'm safe in my jeep


Next: idiots who don't have anti-virus software that kep on sending out emails in the names of everyone in their address book.

Fucking computer.
It is infecting alot,
of my e-mail pals.



next topic.... being the "wingman" at the club.

A lot is two words.

<b>Munku</b>, it does not matter, either way it is two sylables.

Flying near leader
Drop bombs and strafe dancing clubs
Oh, shit, killed by flak

Next topic: Travelling the world

Re: The Haiku Game
 

Isn't the middle line 6 sylables?

anyway:
Around and around
The world is a big place
I go everywhere

next: megaphone

Not if you pronounce it VISH-ee-us.
Don't forget, not everyone is from the Midwest and can talk normal. Some people are from places where they talk funny like down South, out East, out West, and up North. And then there's foreigners who do everything funny. :D

Megaphone, you make
A shitload of noise in church
and elevators

Next: Ducks

What a lucky duck
Flying faster than I shoot
I'll get you next year

Next: Rubber bands

Wee! This thing is fun
I pull it. What could go wrong?
OUCH. Mother Fucker.

Next: The "Popular" kids in High School

Actually, He got me there. I made a mistake on the example Hiaku. -blush-.

I'll go back and fix it... maybe.

the popular kids
now enjoy flipping burgers
as their full-time jobs

next: premature ejaculation

Oh girl, your so hot!
Let me see that hot pussy!
OH, OH OH!!!!! dammit!


next topic "taking your underwear to the dry cleaners!"

underwear sublime
mah scivvies be fancy pants
must dry clean only


Next: the truck stop

Corned beef hash and eggs,
It's 4 a.m. I'm so tired.
well, back on the road.


next topic
Twix cookie bars.

chocolate covered stuff
cookies with caramel on them
zit zit zit zit zit

Next: Listening to a police scanner as a hobby

code 27,
suspect on the scene, 10-4
send back up, roger!


next topic.... not letting this thread die.

Where did haiku's go?
Not quite as fun without them
Off to Titty Board.

Next: Mullets!

Hair style of the gods
Short in front, longer in back
Better than mohawk

Next: The late Warren Zevon

Never heard of this bloke
What'd he do that was so great
And how come he died?

next: Kyle's mum is a dirty jew

Cartman squints his eyes
Craps a star of David and thinks
Kyle's mum is a jew.


next: Sean Connery lusting after Maximum Strength Sudafed Sinus and Allergy Medicine

Scary pedophile
Old with too much ephedrine
Still thinks he's James Bond.

next: lung cancer

news story

Isrealis find gene
protects against lung cancer
affect lawsuits? No

next:
old jeans

Old jeans that I love
I wear you more than I should
So full of many holes

Next: Floppy disks

Look great and fit good
faded in all the right spots
too bad I gained weight.

Next Up: Your first time trying to get a bra off

dadgum it, can't get-
okay, there! -Aah lick suck squeeze
those aren't floppy disks!

next: hard drives

left, right, now back left.
down shift, push in the clutch. OH,
not that kind of drive.



next: honest mistakes.

sorry about that
you were on your knees and I
thought you were my wife

Next: Bar Fight!

Alcohol fueled
Slight blown out of proportion
Cops bust everyone

Next: Presidential Assasination

J.F.K. and Abe
Everyone talks about them!
Poor Grover Cleveland.

Next: Trying something new in bed