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You Got mail!!! alright!
sexy letter from the wife? No, more fucking spam! Next topic: PAYDAY!!!!! |
80 hours this week
boss man dating my ex-girlfriend where's my damn rifle? next topic: your favorite lube |
ky astroglide
in and out and in again but your tongue beats all next: halloween |
Dress up real scary
Candy begging door to door Razor in apple next: obnoxious cats |
Constantly meows
Always trying to get in See if it can fly. next: dirty diapers |
possibly the worst,
most unpleasant chore there is and piss in your eye next: Sunday School |
Jesus, Jesus-Christ!
tough break on the cross; should have left town with Mary M. next topic: eating raw meat while reading Othelo |
ii chikin
Othelo wa dare yo! hara hetta Did that one in authentic Japanese. Trust me, it's 5-7-5. translation: such yummy chicken Who the hell is Othello? I am so hungry. Next topic: clipping the toenails |
toe nails getting long
damn, can't see what I'm doing gut gets in the way Next topic: realizing that what you just ate may not be agreeing with you. |
stomach is churning,
soon your asshole is burning, Damn you, Taco bell!!!!!!!!!! next topic: the sun |
Big yellow sky ball
You rule the day and give me lethal skin cancer Next topic: tires |
round and round they go
if tread less than lincoln's head, time to get new ones next: alligator clips |
hardware store supply
snickers chuckles and big grins yeah got wires to clip next: puffy |
P. Diddy has stayed
on the scene after J.Lo; ghostbusters' "Sta-Puff" http://www.drizzle.com/~earlb/costum...s/86stayst.jpg next: halloween costumes |
A ghost, A Witch, A
princess. Dracula and the Wolfman, want candy! next topic: your job |
10-key, entry is
making my hand and my arm ache trigger finger's good. next topic: Diet Mt. Dew versus Water |
Diet Dew? Water?
It is all pee in the end. Drink and be merry. Next: Everyone is looking at you funny, and are slowly backing away to the opposite end of the subway car ... something is not right, but you don't know what... |
A big old booger
hanging green out of my nose take it and eat it |
oops. I forgot to suggest a follow up.
next topic: driving drunk |
What is that red light?????
why is it following me????? should I pull over????? next topic : A night In the drunk tank. |
stinky small blanket
wonder why that guy is here? someone get me out! next: dealing with tickets |
County cop asshole
Going to fight this in court Judge reduces fine The works of Marcel Proust |
stream of consciousness
pioneered modern novel sounds like he was gay next: trying to decipher haughty, self-indulgent literary criticism |
im still not sure what
self-indulgent literary criticism is So ill just skip it Next: A girl named Ashley |
http://www.celebrityscreensavers.com...ashleyjudd.jpg
Ashley Judd makes me want to root for Kentucky She's one hot wildcat what ya'll think about my haiku illustrations? continue or not? next: hard hats |
hard hats are so cool
they protect my fuckin head when i am working Next - Prostate cancer |
I dont want cancer
please, doc, no fingers in my ass tell me you love me next - midget wrestling |
Two little brawlers,
look so funny in their tights. One. TWO THREE!!!!!! winner! next topic. midget porn |
she's little; not cute
but I'm intrigued, will it fit inside of her- yup! next: is Schwarzenegger really 6'4'' or much shorter? |
I bet he's so short
he rivals garden gnomes. ya shit, I got nothin... next: Vaseline |
Hmmmm... how to use this...
The models use it on teeth But I'll just jerk off. Next topic: farting during sex |
sex is wonderful
farting, during, maybe not i could be wrong though Next topic - monkey wrenches |
Never could figure
which end of the poor monkey it should be used on. next: Cults vs. hordes |
cults are for pussies
but hordes reign over the land who can withstand them? next: small boobies |
Be it a cult or,
be it a horde, its just men, following a nut. CRAP!!! next topic Chicago I like im little. I like the nipples the best Great little titties. |
Bulls and Cubs and Bears,
Oh My! the Windy City and a musical next: Catherine Zeta Jones |
I dont like her much
But she has really nice cans her husband is old |
next: michael douglas
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I don't like him much
His wife has really nice cans His daddy could act next: Starsky & Hutch |
-Harry Carry Impresion-
Hey Hey! Here's a Guy.. HEY! How about those Hot-Dogs? Hey! Cubs Win, Cubs Win! Next: Bones and H.R PuffnStuff on a date. |
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