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My teacher gasped,
My classmates were laughing, My father did not. Next up: Fucking growing up and shit. |
worrying about
insurance-car, health, and life; Friday Night- Lowes next: sharpening pencils |
The tip keeps breaking,
And I keep grinding away, I have an inch left. Next topic: My favorite beer |
Its so cold and good.
It quenches my thirst, ah beer. The best kind is free. Next topic. Hangovers |
stupid pounding head
just want to lay here all day where the hell's my truck? next: lost car keys |
Not under the couch,
And not in yesterday's pants, oops, found them in hand. Next: A hateful fuck or "Hate-Fuck" |
Don't wanna lick it,
I don't want my shit in it, but gotta do it. Next: Snoop Dogg |
Yo snizzle dizzle!
how come you are so skinny? don't you get munchies? next: anorexia |
secret enemy
who i cherish as a friend tricking me to death next: impotence |
money and power
and women! but impotence cuts one down to size next: new levitra commercials on during NFL games |
How can we get guys
who can't get it up to see commercial? --Football! Uhm, okay, maybe this last topic sucked because no posts, last four days I replied to me took care of that dumb topic now for something fun. Next: topless beaches |
A dirty old man
goes to the topless beach but Only men show up Next: Fetish |
Some people like shoes,
pee, stuffed animals, and poop. Is my dog kinky? next: your pet |
two canines one cat
teh fur is always flying at casa de bern next: <b>sharon osborne</b> |
Ozzy's Heroine,
Yells "Shaaarooon!!!" -and I want one, minus the fat kids. Next: Monty Burns |
monty burns sexxy?
Maybe in his nightmares yes! But homer is sexy!! Next topic: getting busted by the ? |
My dad found my porn,
And confiscated it as well, (Moved to his stash.) next: fleas |
little and itchy
they burrow into your hair fleas people, not crabs. next: lobster |
Insect of the deep
Boiled alive can't be too fun Yummy with butter Grizzly bears |
grizzly bears are fun
only if you 're on the run oops i got caught!! ouch !! Stupid people |
They think they are smart,
Those fucking stupid assholes, Not as smart as me. Next: the RIAA |
Can't buy Ferrari
Millionaires need more money Frivolous lawsuits Next: cold pizza |
Seen the commercials
Don't like Katie Couric, but creature of habit. next: microwaves |
Leftover Chinese,
Instant gratification, Praise Percy Spencer. Next: Black Velvet (cheap whiskey) |
I love cheap whiskey.
It makes me puke when I chug. Black Velvet is best. Next: those paper ass gaskets in public stalls |
can not live with out
public paper ass gaskets or else i would die. next: crabcakes |
Hairy clams, I know
and bun in the oven too what are crab cakes, though? next : innuendo |
Peel my Banana
Don't smear the white stuff, Darling Oh No... It broke. -Weep-. (Oh man.. that one sucked..) Next: Agent Smith |
Agent Smith is cool
But Air fourty five is too my member is big Next: the Midwest |
humid summers suck
corn fields make good party times fighting ice ain't nice Next: bandwagons |
As we suffer through
dark, losing seasons, I know fans'll return one day. next: overdue bills |
I hate to pay bills
but when I dont, I get calls good thing the phone broke Next - Cheetos |
How do they make these
heavenly, orange cheese puffs? cartoon cheetah shit? Next - A "Business Trip" to Singapore |
Long time fucky, suck.
I boom boom you number one. Business trip my ass! next topic VD |
rocked my world alright!
one night of great sex, but now it burns when I pee. next: turkey |
Turkey is so fowl. :)
It also has tryptophan. I think I will sleep. next: umbilical cords |
Do you think me weird
to still be attached to an umbilical cord Next: Fruit Roll Up |
Call me fruit jerky
mashed, dried, spread on cellophane I stick to your teeth |
No topic given, so I'll take the last word of the last post:
White soldiers in step March across a BLT tart, smokey goodness. Next subject: kind bud |
Quote:
sorry... :o ... my brain was mashed potatoes last night Next subject still: kind bud |
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