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Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 10:33 AM

Everyone knows that Haiku's are one of the easiest forms of Poetry (at least the type the everyday Joe writes). So what better way to celebrate this prose than with a nonsense game?

I'm sure all of you know that a Haiku is three lines, following the pattern of 5 syllables, then 7 and then 5 again.

Write a Haiku on the topic the previous person gives you, and then give a new topic for the next person to write about.

For example, if someone gave me the topic of "Dolphins" I could write

"Dolphins sure are cute
But they can be Vicious
Please don't eat my flesh."

I want the next Haiku to be about... Zombies!

floonine · 08-05-2003, 10:37 AM

Zombies are not fun
What do they do with the brains?
Eat zombies, eat brains

next topic: vehicular manslaughter

Conclamo Ludus · 08-05-2003, 10:47 AM

Look out! Move your ass!
Vehicular Manslaughter.
Oh Shit! Broken Glass!

Next Haiku: Siamese Twins

mystic511 · 08-05-2003, 10:50 AM

Siamese Twins YEA!
Stuck together by the hip.
Three legged race champs.

Next haiku: Puking in toilet reference

*edit, dang, bones posted at the same time I did, so i'll just do his too:

D-O-double-G.
Runnin with little bow-wow.
Illmatic flow yo.

floonine · 08-05-2003, 10:55 AM

I didn't know who I was supposed to have done so I did both at the same time.

snoop dogg and toilet
what did he digest last night?
oh, lots of hotdogs

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 01:36 PM

This thread is dropping
I must swoop in and save it
Before it is gone

Next Hiaku: Charlie Manson!

Troublebot · 08-05-2003, 01:45 PM

Charlie's in jail now
Got folks to stab famous folks
What an asshole, huh?

Dammit Bones! Must be quicker next time.

Willie Wonka sucks
Turned me into a blueberry
"Candy Man" my ass

Next topic: the Six Million Dollar Man

mrquackers · 08-05-2003, 04:45 PM

Pretty boys who dance
But can they sing? Oh, HELL no!
Me? I'll take Buffett.

new topic: 1980s arcade games

grumpyolddude · 08-05-2003, 04:52 PM

Mario Brothers
Donkey Kong and MS. Pac Man
Favorites of all!

new topic:

elderly drivers

castex · 08-05-2003, 05:06 PM

peer through steering wheel
what's the rush we've got all day
no respect, these kids.

Your new topic, should you choose to accept it: A lovely nighttime barbecue for two, with tasty kebabs, potatoes and a spot of skinny dipping to work up the various appetites.

bobw · 08-05-2003, 07:31 PM

Barbeque for two ?
Not at night, no not at night
Zombies rome at night.

next up... the toilet.

rockzilla · 08-05-2003, 08:12 PM

Awashed in vodka
I humble myself before
The Porcelain God

Next topic...

R. Kelly

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 08:58 PM

Here, have some pee pee
It arouses me to see
Urine on this girl

Next Topic...

Fleas

slimshaydee · 08-05-2003, 08:59 PM

kelly rapes lil kids
he is a child molestor
but his songs are mad

next: urination

whew · 08-05-2003, 09:05 PM

Yes, urination.
But that does not mean
I stand to salute!

Next: the West Nile

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 09:07 PM

Don't forget to add a topic for the next person, you silly people. Or I'll go and...I'll..go...and... I'll probaly just sit in the corner and cry

West Nile has Killed me
Up in Heaven there are bugs
Please don't bite me again

Next Topic: World War II

slimshaydee · 08-05-2003, 09:25 PM

i killed adolf hitler
with a shot to his scrotum
i created world peace

next: anal

JumpinJesus · 08-05-2003, 09:30 PM

for some it is fun
for others it is painful
dirty dirty sex.

Next: robots

slimshaydee · 08-05-2003, 09:44 PM

from tv's jetsons
i like rosie the robot
shes is really hot

next: britney spears

crackpot · 08-06-2003, 03:38 AM

she is popular
but what is the real reason?
I say it's the tits

next up: cigarettes

MikeyChalupa · 08-06-2003, 04:14 AM

Last one in the pack.
Fuckin' things cost too damn much.
Hey man, got a light?

next: tree frogs

-Mikey

slimshaydee · 08-06-2003, 04:22 AM

tree frogs suck ass bad
i like to light them on fire
they burn really good

next: cell phones

castex · 08-06-2003, 04:24 AM

Is it flight, greenback?
Or are you merely gliding?
Speak! We must be toad.

Up next: après-ski

castex · 08-06-2003, 04:25 AM

Arse! Sorry, forget mine

Troublebot · 08-06-2003, 06:29 AM

Kobe plays B-Ball
And has a hot looking wife
Still total dumbass

Next: Anna Nichole Smith

Sticky · 08-06-2003, 06:34 AM

Anna Nicole Smith
At one time considered hot
is certainly not

Next:
The Montreal Expos

MikeyChalupa · 08-06-2003, 06:43 AM

Montreal Expos
Play for frogs but they won't come
Is Vlad a Yankee yet?

Next: Bill Gates

-Mikey

floonine · 08-06-2003, 06:51 AM

Hey rich ass, question:
"Spring time for green backs, you dig?"
That means "give me cash"

topic : creed

Troublebot · 08-06-2003, 07:23 AM

Christ-like pose works well
Albums sell and you tour world!
Music still sucks though.

Next: Hugh Hefner

more fire · 08-06-2003, 07:31 AM

hugh hefner is old
but his girls are much younger
because he's a pimp

next subject: bruce lee

MikeyChalupa · 08-06-2003, 07:47 AM

"El oso polar
purpura" is Spanish for
Purple polar bear.

Next: Jar-Jar Binks

-Mikey

Midlandmadman · 08-06-2003, 08:01 AM

me sa jar jar binks,

troublesome ears me sa have

boss nass no like me

next topic wonder bras

Troublebot · 08-06-2003, 10:04 AM

Where are my tube socks?
Join in false advertising
like a Wonder Bra

Next Topic: Christy Canyon

Giant Hamburger · 08-06-2003, 10:12 AM

DAMN YOU... disregard
this post and all of my posts
like you always do

next: something about your favorite sandwich

Giant Hamburger · 08-06-2003, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
not a hamburger
sorry gh but its a
Spicy Italian Meatball

next topic:
condiments on burgers

Hail Bones!

I understand. I am partial to the Italian Sausage, myself.
That is, of course, just between you and me.

Now, back to the Haiku...

the cheese, the bacon
bacon IS a condiment
don't forget ketchup

next: Your travels to a distant planet inhabited by giant silicon-based poodle dogs that shoot red beams out of their eyes.

Troublebot · 08-06-2003, 11:02 AM

Stupid poodles bite!
and shoot don't forget, damn dogs
Where are the space chicks?

Next Topic: James T. Kirk

Conclamo Ludus · 08-06-2003, 12:14 PM

What you talkin bout
Willis! Gary Coleman is
Gonna knock you out!

Next topic: Bran Muffins

Troublebot · 08-06-2003, 12:56 PM

"Which one Bones," I asked?
"The dead one or the one with
one leg? Huh, smart guy?"

Next Topic: Eminiem

jimk · 08-06-2003, 01:03 PM

eminem's talent
reliable source of light
light makes me vomit

next........sosa

dy156 · 08-06-2003, 02:04 PM

got diarrhia?
take two immodium pills
it will stop you up.

08-05-2003, 10:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	The Haiku Game Everyone knows that Haiku's are one of the easiest forms of Poetry (at least the type the everyday Joe writes). So what better way to celebrate this prose than with a nonsense game? I'm sure all of you know that a Haiku is three lines, following the pattern of 5 syllables, then 7 and then 5 again. Write a Haiku on the topic the previous person gives you, and then give a new topic for the next person to write about. For example, if someone gave me the topic of "Dolphins" I could write "Dolphins sure are cute But they can be Vicious Please don't eat my flesh." I want the next Haiku to be about... Zombies! __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-05-2003, 10:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	Zombies are not fun What do they do with the brains? Eat zombies, eat brains next topic: vehicular manslaughter __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

08-05-2003, 10:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Look out! Move your ass! Vehicular Manslaughter. Oh Shit! Broken Glass! Next Haiku: Siamese Twins __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-05-2003, 10:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
mystic511 Tilted	Siamese Twins YEA! Stuck together by the hip. Three legged race champs. Next haiku: Puking in toilet reference edit, dang, bones posted at the same time I did, so i'll just do his too: D-O-double-G. Runnin with little bow-wow. Illmatic flow yo. __________________ One day, I will become Virtually Infamous. Last edited by mystic511; 08-05-2003 at 10:53 AM..*

08-05-2003, 10:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	I didn't know who I was supposed to have done so I did both at the same time. snoop dogg and toilet what did he digest last night? oh, lots of hotdogs __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

08-05-2003, 01:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	This thread is dropping I must swoop in and save it Before it is gone Next Hiaku: Charlie Manson! __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-05-2003, 01:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Charlie's in jail now Got folks to stab famous folks What an asshole, huh? Dammit Bones! Must be quicker next time. Willie Wonka sucks Turned me into a blueberry "Candy Man" my ass Next topic: the Six Million Dollar Man __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you. Last edited by Troublebot; 08-05-2003 at 01:48 PM..

08-05-2003, 04:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Pretty boys who dance But can they sing? Oh, HELL no! Me? I'll take Buffett. new topic: 1980s arcade games __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

08-05-2003, 04:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Mario Brothers Donkey Kong and MS. Pac Man Favorites of all! new topic: elderly drivers __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-05-2003, 05:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	peer through steering wheel what's the rush we've got all day no respect, these kids. Your new topic, should you choose to accept it: A lovely nighttime barbecue for two, with tasty kebabs, potatoes and a spot of skinny dipping to work up the various appetites.

08-05-2003, 07:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Barbeque for two ? Not at night, no not at night Zombies rome at night. next up... the toilet.

08-05-2003, 08:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Awashed in vodka I humble myself before The Porcelain God Next topic... R. Kelly

08-05-2003, 08:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Here, have some pee pee It arouses me to see Urine on this girl Next Topic... Fleas __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-05-2003, 08:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	kelly rapes lil kids he is a child molestor but his songs are mad next: urination

08-05-2003, 09:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
whew Upright	Yes, urination. But that does not mean I stand to salute! Next: the West Nile

08-05-2003, 09:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Don't forget to add a topic for the next person, you silly people. Or I'll go and...I'll..go...and... I'll probaly just sit in the corner and cry West Nile has Killed me Up in Heaven there are bugs Please don't bite me again Next Topic: World War II __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed Last edited by Spinach_Indeed; 08-05-2003 at 09:11 PM..

08-05-2003, 09:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i killed adolf hitler with a shot to his scrotum i created world peace next: anal

08-05-2003, 09:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	for some it is fun for others it is painful dirty dirty sex. Next: robots __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-05-2003, 09:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	from tv's jetsons i like rosie the robot shes is really hot next: britney spears

08-06-2003, 03:38 AM	#20 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	she is popular but what is the real reason? I say it's the tits next up: cigarettes

08-06-2003, 04:14 AM	#21 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Last one in the pack. Fuckin' things cost too damn much. Hey man, got a light? next: tree frogs -Mikey

08-06-2003, 04:22 AM	#22 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	tree frogs suck ass bad i like to light them on fire they burn really good next: cell phones

08-06-2003, 04:24 AM	#23 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Is it flight, greenback? Or are you merely gliding? Speak! We must be toad. Up next: après-ski

08-06-2003, 04:25 AM	#24 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Arse! Sorry, forget mine

08-06-2003, 06:29 AM	#25 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Kobe plays B-Ball And has a hot looking wife Still total dumbass Next: Anna Nichole Smith __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-06-2003, 06:34 AM	#26 (permalink)
Sticky	Anna Nicole Smith At one time considered hot is certainly not Next: The Montreal Expos __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-06-2003, 06:43 AM	#27 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Montreal Expos Play for frogs but they won't come Is Vlad a Yankee yet? Next: Bill Gates -Mikey

08-06-2003, 06:51 AM	#28 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	Hey rich ass, question: "Spring time for green backs, you dig?" That means "give me cash" topic : creed __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

08-06-2003, 07:23 AM	#29 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Christ-like pose works well Albums sell and you tour world! Music still sucks though. Next: Hugh Hefner __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-06-2003, 07:31 AM	#30 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	hugh hefner is old but his girls are much younger because he's a pimp next subject: bruce lee

08-06-2003, 07:47 AM	#31 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	"El oso polar purpura" is Spanish for Purple polar bear. Next: Jar-Jar Binks -Mikey

08-06-2003, 08:01 AM	#32 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	me sa jar jar binks, troublesome ears me sa have boss nass no like me next topic wonder bras __________________ Its good to be back.

08-06-2003, 10:04 AM	#33 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Where are my tube socks? Join in false advertising like a Wonder Bra Next Topic: Christy Canyon __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-06-2003, 10:12 AM	#34 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	DAMN YOU... disregard this post and all of my posts like you always do next: something about your favorite sandwich

08-06-2003, 11:02 AM	#36 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Stupid poodles bite! and shoot don't forget, damn dogs Where are the space chicks? Next Topic: James T. Kirk __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.