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what the shit, you didnt post a topic!@
I guess Ill post the next topic: elephant poop |
what is big and bad?
and I don't mean Roseanne Barr. It's elephant poop! next topic: global warming |
back bending , I'm motionless
he falls from the ropes and elbows my face * Back to Jerry Springer * next topic :404 error message |
when surfing the net
i hate it when u get links that dont fricken work next: womens volleyball |
lurking in the night
evil is its element el chupacabra Kobe in prison |
K-dub out of sight
ever since the Kobe news strange coincidence? bicycles |
A card in my spokes
Peddle fast for a cool noise Look out! It's a truck! Next: Jock itch |
I am not playing
it is jock itch I'm scratching That's what I tell them Next: Self gratification |
self gratifying?
oh baby, oh baby! hmm... i'm still all alone. next: verizon wireless |
I just got a phone
Verizon wireless phone It is sucking bad The Haiku Game |
five, seven, five more
that's easy, but funny's hard wish bones would get here next: happy hour |
What time is it now?
Happy hour is coming Hell I'm drinking now Guinness |
guinness is mean beer
dark and thick and tough to drink just like my feces topic : julia roberts |
No doubt about it
She is a pretty woman but a dingbat too next topic: Arnold as governor |
Arnold as a gov
whhat is this world coming to what next, Spunge BoB Pres? Summertime (or for those of you on the other hemisphere, wintertime) |
Lawn chair stuck to ass
Sweat pooling 'round my privates God, when will it snow? Next Topic: Bruce Campbell |
Evil Dead bad hand
Keeping demons in cellar B-movie galore next topic: in-vitro fertilization |
leggo my eggo
non-preggo. Get In-vitro fertilization. Next topic: Bambi vs. Car |
She grazes peacefully.
Blind corner too fast; BAM! Shit... My rates now go up. Next: Rosie O'Donnell -Mikey |
She grazes peacefully.
on the buffets numerous. Big,fat nasty bitch! next topic Toe nails |
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh dammit!!!!
too slow again eh? elf is the brand new topic. hope this one is fast new topic toenails great now i went and mis-spelled alf...... i really suck at this thread..... thanks for pointing that out BONES!!! hahaha |
Had her boobs reduced.
Doesn't stop me; I still whack Off to pics of her. Next: smegma -Mikey |
Tampons are for girls
Don't mistake them for sweatbands Look like a dumbass Next topic: Saturday Night Fever |
scary little men
they are really funny though I laugh as I die Next: drunken mistakes |
Way too much to drink
Lead me to a place where I Seemed to have no pants Next up: Strip Clubs |
monkeys are funny
oh wait, those are chimpanzees. Helen Hunt is cool Next: half-deaf staff at drive throughs |
Yay we rule the school
Too bad that we've got no brains welfare, here we come. people who use internet slang in real life |
take your order, guy?
all the happy meal toys are gone no i won't date you next: vertigo |
what day is it?
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Tom gets spitroasted
I have no clue what that means but it sounds nasty Next: women with fake boobs |
brittney spears has boobs
I don't know if they are fake but I will test them topic: nine inch nails |
once dated a girl
was hot and had nine inch nails I still have the scars Next: Guys that drive I-Rocs |
Bitchin' Camaro
No it's not, in fact it sucks Go home to your mom. next, kung fu movies |
jackie chan bruce lee
they dont even sound chinese or is it just me next, your home town |
Gastonia sucks
Doesn't have a comic shop I should open one next, your favourite alcoholic beverage |
Fizzy Liquid Gold
Sweet Condensation Clings On King of Beers Lives On Next fav film. |
Scary rabbit mask
Time travel, Jake Gylenhaal Donnie Darko owns. Next, annoying cellphone rings |
Hey Bones that was cack
As you say, you're often good... must be an off day. What's an IRC chat? Next! |
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WTFOMFG U wanna cyber!????!111// Next: commies |
my hand is so tired
think my other hand is gay it won't help me out next: reality TV |
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