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Stomping through the woods
black leather with hobnail soles my feet hurt like hell next: Stephen Hawking |
Stephen Hawking whoa man.
Speak just like a robot can. Man he talks to weird. Next: Mountain Dew |
Mullet wearing creeps
Slug Mountain Dew like water Helps their teeth fall out. |
Guess that means another one.
got lots of caffiene marketed by crazy guys doing stupid things next topic: grocery stores |
Where the hell is it?
goddammit I'm lost again The store's too damn big... Next: Power outages |
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A link on the screen
I did not click on the link All in bold letters Next: The NFL |
Overpaid players
Pussies must wear protection NFL sucks ass next: Chip & Dale's rescue rangers |
Chip & Dale - squirrels?
Chipmunks? What the hell are they? They suck regardless. next: concentration camps |
Trapped in solitude,
no chance to ever escape, guess I'll beat my meat. next topic Masturbation |
squirt, pfffhhht, phhhhffft, phhfft, phhfft
phhft, phhft, phfft, phft, yeeahhh, phft, phft phft-phftphft splooge aaaahhhh next topic: streaking |
To run in clothes sucks
Wind flows fast over bare skin My wang flies wildly next topic: gatorade |
Thirsty as a dog,
got to get something to drink, Gatorade kicks ass!!! next topic wrenches |
Got the wrong size wrench
There goes a chunk of knuckle Fucking metric sucks Next Topic: Comic Books |
Whatever happened
To Sargent Rock from DC Or the Haunted Tank Next: Serial killers |
What was that, Fido?
Burn the house to the ground? Thy will shall be done! (is "ground" 2 syllables or 1?) Next: alien abduction |
Oooh! Look at the light!
Holy crap! Am I floating? Oh no!!!! Not a probe!!!!!! Up next: Stinky feet |
Dirty toenails, uggg!
Feet in need of a good wash. Daaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!!!!I need some air! Next topic Ducks |
Round one! Shot! Shot! Shot!
Out of ammo! Fly away! Stop sniggering, bitch. Next: spam (either kind) |
Spam seems kinda weird
I don't trust meat in a can that email sucks too. Next: Debbie Does Dallas |
Debbie rode the cock
Dallas was groaning all night Half limp was his rock! Next: Small Breasts |
Itty bitty boobs
need silicone or saline pics saved to hard drive Neckst: spelling errors |
Wahts your prbolem, d00d?
I'm juts a wee bit hyper by teh egihth cofee Netx: pneumatic suspension, yo |
guess what I just got
a pneumatic suspension No really, I did next: something that works better in a Haiku then a pneumatic suspension so that the thread is not killed for three days. |
Zombies are so cool
Get shot and just keep coming Kinda smell ripe though Next Topic: Tron! |
blue and red colored
streaks of light from motor bikes two point oh is nigh next topic - Nazi Germany |
My name is Hitler
Give me all your stuff! Obey! Jew sure are stupid Next topic: The Adventures of Jesus Christ in Outer Space |
I am on the moon,
see thoes stars and galaxies? My dad made that shit! next topic going to Hell |
You will not find here
Fire, or brimstone. There is just "Hello, Dell Tech support!" next: Benjamin Disraeli |
his first name is ben
disraeli is his last who the hell is he? next topic - Sean Paul goes to the zoo |
Lions, and tigers,
Sean Paul, get back from the fence!!! Tigers eat tonight! next topic bad teeth |
English; good ole boys
share: inbreeding and too much tobacco and tea next topic: Brittany and Madonna |
I heard that they kissed.
I didn't watch the awards. I was watching porn! next topic girls kissing. |
Careers on the rocks
Let's do something suprising Next time lick her twat Next: what would you do to save your career? |
Kiss a lot of ass.
Always look down at my feet. Avoid eye contact. next: 3rd degree burns |
Sleep with my hot boss
she has really nice hooters and a damn fine ass next: Assholes that cut you off on the road |
you are such an ass
dont cut me off you ass hole vehicular death!! next topic - insomnia |
I can't get to sleep
Maybe I will smoke in bed Shit! third degree burns Next: An ode to Harleys |
Thunder in my groin
The trobbing power roaring Just me and my Hog. Next... an ode to Mountain Dew |
Gimme some caffeine!
That sweet neon beverage! Why's the world shaking????? Next: Ill-timed farts. |
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