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Come on bitch, touch it
Touch it, you know you want to, Then Bones starts to cry next: date rape |
I'ma do her good!
Passed out?! nod her head for her. Yup, consensual. next: care bears, or kids, or something not disgusting |
Puppies and kittens,
cute furry hampsters, nice soft rabbits. Lets make stew! I tried to not be disgusting sorry!!!!!!!! next topic bowling. |
bowling is so fun.
i hate keeping my own score. god im so lazy. Next - Keanu Reeves |
Surfer dude on speed
Dracula walks in the clouds Mister Anderson next: your favorite horror flick |
Freeman, Spacey, Pitt
Sinners pay with their own sins Chick's head in a box Next: Dracula |
A bad blood sucker,
He can change into a bat! Here comes the sun, Sleep! ok do the wolfman! |
It's just a thriller!
AAAA Hoo! Werewolves of London! Teenwolf in the gym. next: witches |
witches of eastwick
eat up that beast so quickly that it never knew next: clams |
clams are fabulous
bearded, i think, are the best I think thats it. Yep. next - Pellegrino (sparkling mineral water) |
our Italy trip
fond memories of food, wine, and sparkling water! next: Olive Garden |
I've never been there
Don't wanna be "family" Seen "The Godfather" Next: binge drinking |
binge drinking, oh yay!
get a week's done in one night fuck. puking AGAIN.. Next - Pepsi |
I refuse to give,
this drink a chance....its too sweet. Coke kicks its ass, man!!!!!!!!! next topic. teenagers in suburban Oregon |
What is wrong with kids.
Good-for-nothing bastard teens. But they do party! Next. Russians. |
Russians are not happy
But Winter brings them around Vodka warms their smiles Next. Marijuana |
I was going to write
This really awesome haiku But then I got high next - penguins |
Penguins are so cool.
They should eat bubble-gum ants. But, alas, they dont. Next - Mexico |
I have never been
south of the border,unless licking pussy counts! next topic The World Series |
Red sox versus Cubs!
Fox rejoices! ratings fest! shit, Yankees again. next: Pudge |
What a nickname, Pudge.
He's getting a little fat. Should call him Pudgie. next topic... what are you giving out on halloween??? |
"What is a monster?"
I think sarcastically, "Your costume sucks, kid." Next topic: True Evil |
Saddam Hussein, yeah.
Some say George Bush is also. I say Oprah is. Next topic... People who love Ophra that want to kill me. |
I think beef is bad!
Book clubs, Dr. Phil are good! I want to kill you! next: anti semitism |
Prison changes things,
Ass Fuckin my she-male whore, 'least she aint a jew. next: selfishness |
keep it to yourself.
dont let anyone have it. die a lonely man. next! cellphones and brain cancer |
those damn trial lawyers
wanting something to replace asbestos- it's crap! next: black mold |
Why is BLACK mold bad?
Cause the man said so??? FUCK THAT!!!!! Power to the mold!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next; People taking shit too seriously. |
WHAT?!! He said I eat
fried chicken and collared greens! I do, but, Still! next: watermelon |
It takes one shot and,
The watermelon explodes, Just like your head would. Next up: Fooling yourself |
The angry young man
Hot Damn! Tommy Shaw and Styx One of the best ever Next Up: Classic Rock |
It's Fingerpickin' good,
A Rock One-Oh-One weekend, The Cellar, she's nice. Next up: The Übermensch's Spermatazoa |
Nietzche's creations...
But why such crazy long words? Goddamn German fools. Next: Bowel movements |
Shit. Its scat-tastic.
Pooping on chests is so hot. My toes make it squish. Next .. Russians and their undying love for fermented potatoes |
oh man I already did this okay here goes:
I knew this Russian, Beats me every chess game, Damn drunken bastard Next: that food fight |
Food. Not meant to toss.
But who gives a shit really. Pie upside the head. Next- Andy Milanakis |
Dude looks like a kid
foul-mouthed thirteen year old boy really cracks me up next: Snickers |
can it get better?
melting, creamy, ectasy oral orgasm next: Politics |
Politics are weak.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Look at me, im old! NExt - Flesh Wounds |
OH FUCK!!!!!! I"M HIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a scratch???? My bad. next topic...... excessive swearing |
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