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Thrown in the pokie
A friend raised the bail money Now that's a kind bud! next: pipes |
Gurgle through the joints,
Transferring water about. Morse code under ground. Next: Self Referential Words |
Not sure what you mean.
speaking in the third person, or are stories mine? Revealing oneself through Haiku only fun if there are good stories! or "Bob Dole can get hard" - the former pres. candidate talking 'bout himself. next: flu shots |
flu shots can save lives
unless you are allergic corndogs are so good. Next - nachos |
Don't touch that spicy cheese!
Though inviting over chips it is nacho cheese. dy156 Here's what I had in mind: Pentasyllabic is sesquipedalian obfustication. Each word but one refers to itself. Enough of that, though. Next topic: A burnt out flourescent tube. |
It's dark over there.
But the buzzing stopped! Where is my ladder? Next: The Mall |
It's so expensive,
I'm not sure why I come here... Check out that hot girl Next: Burning Bridges |
Tophat665
glad I didn't get it because I couldn't do that! I'll never see them ever again, but that's good because of last night. Next:tangled Christmas lights |
I am sitting here
in the tangled christmas lights can I reach the booze Next: The Hebrew Hammer |
This hebrew will fight
For everything that is right All throughout the night Next: Pointless threads |
The threads have no point
And yet I sit and read them Why do I do so? Next: Dancing shoes |
workboots don't slide well
need old cowboy boots to dance the cotton-eyed Joe next: lysol spray |
Lysol spray is good
Good in that it kills odor Odor from my shit!! next: Laughter as the best medicine |
When you get the runs
why not make jokes about it? you'll sure feel better! next: New Year's parties |
The New Year's Party
Make an ass out of yourself twice in seven days Next: working between Christmas and New Year's |
Clip A in Slot R
Assembly Required My Post Christmas Job Next: The Rolling Stones |
a classic rock band
a cultural magazine one gathers no moss next: window shopping |
splashed by that car
but needed a look maybe time to move on Next: Video games |
Games are the devil
people get so pale from them whatever, eat fish! next - Jesus |
Another Haiku?
Jesus Christ, when will it end? OK next: pizza |
much tomato sauce
sausage pepperoni cheese and some veggies, too! it's best with friends and maybe beer to wash it down forget the diet next: caller ID |
who teh fuck is that?
oh god, its my job again! dont pick up the phone! next - pennsylvania |
pennsylvania
is not like trannsylvania which is deceptive |
nothing nada zilch
slimshaydee forgot next word so i improvise next: email |
I can't fathom it.
What did one do bfore email? really write letters? next: pen preferences |
Montegrappa rules
silky smooth, perfect balance eats Mont Blanc upstarts If you'd be so kind: life with no TV |
don't know what to watch?
the sunset can be pretty a starry night too. seeing boobs and crotch none take time to be witty Jan. -fewer haiku next: crotches |
we all have crotches
please wash them regularly no one likes the funk next: Pabst Blue Ribbon |
We are not gloating
Hell, this isn't even beer It's Pabst Blue Ribbon next: the nutritional properties of semen |
semen is tasty
it even clears up your skin it's Atkins friendly next : milking the prostate. |
yikes! that sounds NASTY
i won't even google it i'd rather not know next: Bush |
Bush you're time is up
let a Democrat in now to feel free again next: Iraq |
Iraq sucked big ones
But we all laid some smack down Who yo daddy bitch? Next: Incontinence. |
incontinence is
OK, I guess, as long as you're old or something.... (eurgh) next: Sideshow Bob |
behind heavy iron bars
hopefully not dropping the soap or saying hello bart to me Next: snow |
a heavenly sight
inconvenient sometimes chance in hell is null next: rubber ducky |
yellow and squeaky
so fun to sing and play with ernie's bathtime friend next: superstitions |
I'm superstitious
The demons are watching me I fear the black night next: what you did last night |
The power goes off,
Stumble out of bed at night, the last fuse is broke. Next: Power |
Power requires this
energy- the more you have extracts the power next: sex |
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