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09-26-2003, 10:45 AM	#281 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	You Got mail!!! alright! sexy letter from the wife? No, more fucking spam! Next topic: PAYDAY!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-26-2003, 03:15 PM	#282 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	80 hours this week boss man dating my ex-girlfriend where's my damn rifle? next topic: your favorite lube

09-26-2003, 06:17 PM	#283 (permalink)
mimiartele Tilted Location: usa	ky astroglide in and out and in again but your tongue beats all next: halloween __________________ www.artelevision.com

09-26-2003, 09:34 PM	#284 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Dress up real scary Candy begging door to door Razor in apple next: obnoxious cats __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-26-2003, 10:49 PM	#285 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Constantly meows Always trying to get in See if it can fly. next: dirty diapers

09-29-2003, 06:38 AM	#286 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	possibly the worst, most unpleasant chore there is and piss in your eye next: Sunday School

09-29-2003, 10:12 PM	#287 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Jesus, Jesus-Christ! tough break on the cross; should have left town with Mary M. next topic: eating raw meat while reading Othelo

09-29-2003, 11:57 PM	#288 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	ii chikin Othelo wa dare yo! hara hetta Did that one in authentic Japanese. Trust me, it's 5-7-5. translation: such yummy chicken Who the hell is Othello? I am so hungry. Next topic: clipping the toenails __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay) Last edited by seizei; 09-29-2003 at 11:59 PM..

09-30-2003, 06:50 AM	#289 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	toe nails getting long damn, can't see what I'm doing gut gets in the way Next topic: realizing that what you just ate may not be agreeing with you. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-30-2003, 09:01 AM	#290 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	stomach is churning, soon your asshole is burning, Damn you, Taco bell!!!!!!!!!! next topic: the sun __________________ Its good to be back.

09-30-2003, 10:54 AM	#291 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Big yellow sky ball You rule the day and give me lethal skin cancer Next topic: tires

09-30-2003, 01:54 PM	#292 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	round and round they go if tread less than lincoln's head, time to get new ones next: alligator clips

09-30-2003, 03:04 PM	#293 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	hardware store supply snickers chuckles and big grins yeah got wires to clip next: puffy __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-02-2003, 08:42 AM	#294 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	P. Diddy has stayed on the scene after J.Lo; ghostbusters' "Sta-Puff" next: halloween costumes

10-02-2003, 11:21 AM	#295 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	A ghost, A Witch, A princess. Dracula and the Wolfman, want candy! next topic: your job __________________ Its good to be back.

10-02-2003, 04:43 PM	#296 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	10-key, entry is making my hand and my arm ache trigger finger's good. next topic: Diet Mt. Dew versus Water

10-02-2003, 08:23 PM	#297 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Diet Dew? Water? It is all pee in the end. Drink and be merry. Next: Everyone is looking at you funny, and are slowly backing away to the opposite end of the subway car ... something is not right, but you don't know what... __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

10-03-2003, 04:48 AM	#298 (permalink)
pappymojo Tilted Location: boston	A big old booger hanging green out of my nose take it and eat it

10-03-2003, 04:49 AM	#299 (permalink)
pappymojo Tilted Location: boston	oops. I forgot to suggest a follow up. next topic: driving drunk

10-03-2003, 10:13 AM	#300 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	What is that red light????? why is it following me????? should I pull over????? next topic : A night In the drunk tank. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-03-2003, 01:02 PM	#301 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	stinky small blanket wonder why that guy is here? someone get me out! next: dealing with tickets

10-03-2003, 08:48 PM	#302 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	County cop asshole Going to fight this in court Judge reduces fine The works of Marcel Proust __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-06-2003, 07:19 AM	#303 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	stream of consciousness pioneered modern novel sounds like he was gay next: trying to decipher haughty, self-indulgent literary criticism

10-06-2003, 12:30 PM	#304 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	im still not sure what self-indulgent literary criticism is So ill just skip it Next: A girl named Ashley __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

10-06-2003, 01:20 PM	#305 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Ashley Judd makes me want to root for Kentucky She's one hot wildcat what ya'll think about my haiku illustrations? continue or not? next: hard hats Last edited by dy156; 10-06-2003 at 01:22 PM..

10-06-2003, 04:22 PM	#306 (permalink)
tootsiepop Loser Location: Seaside..	hard hats are so cool they protect my fuckin head when i am working Next - Prostate cancer

10-07-2003, 05:15 AM	#307 (permalink)
pappymojo Tilted Location: boston	I dont want cancer please, doc, no fingers in my ass tell me you love me next - midget wrestling

10-07-2003, 10:09 AM	#308 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Two little brawlers, look so funny in their tights. One. TWO THREE!!!!!! winner! next topic. midget porn __________________ Its good to be back.

10-07-2003, 12:35 PM	#309 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	she's little; not cute but I'm intrigued, will it fit inside of her- yup! next: is Schwarzenegger really 6'4'' or much shorter?

10-07-2003, 05:32 PM	#310 (permalink)
tootsiepop Loser Location: Seaside..	I bet he's so short he rivals garden gnomes. ya shit, I got nothin... next: Vaseline

10-07-2003, 10:16 PM	#311 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	Hmmmm... how to use this... The models use it on teeth But I'll just jerk off. Next topic: farting during sex __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

10-08-2003, 04:19 PM	#312 (permalink)
pink.glasses Guest	sex is wonderful farting, during, maybe not i could be wrong though Next topic - monkey wrenches

10-09-2003, 09:22 PM	#313 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Never could figure which end of the poor monkey it should be used on. next: Cults vs. hordes __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

10-10-2003, 06:07 AM	#314 (permalink)
pappymojo Tilted Location: boston	cults are for pussies but hordes reign over the land who can withstand them? next: small boobies

10-10-2003, 06:12 AM	#315 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Be it a cult or, be it a horde, its just men, following a nut. CRAP!!! next topic Chicago I like im little. I like the nipples the best Great little titties. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-10-2003, 09:16 AM	#316 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Bulls and Cubs and Bears, Oh My! the Windy City and a musical next: Catherine Zeta Jones

10-10-2003, 09:37 AM	#317 (permalink)
pappymojo Tilted Location: boston	I dont like her much But she has really nice cans her husband is old

10-10-2003, 09:38 AM	#318 (permalink)
pappymojo Tilted Location: boston	next: michael douglas

10-11-2003, 06:26 AM	#319 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I don't like him much His wife has really nice cans His daddy could act next: Starsky & Hutch __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-12-2003, 11:29 AM	#320 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	-Harry Carry Impresion- Hey Hey! Here's a Guy.. HEY! How about those Hot-Dogs? Hey! Cubs Win, Cubs Win! Next: Bones and H.R PuffnStuff on a date. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

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