The Haiku Game - Page 16 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Catmandu · 12-22-2004, 01:54 PM

The circumflex key
Can be reached by my pinkie
On a french keyboard.

Next: Silk sheets

Coppertop · 12-22-2004, 02:16 PM

oh so smooth they are
getting your swerve on more fun
than between cotton

next - reindeer

Zephyr66 · 12-22-2004, 07:45 PM

his nose, glowing red.
i hope nothings wrong with him.
malignant tumor

next: hamburgers

Catmandu · 12-23-2004, 01:23 PM

Round ground cow and hoof
Pieces of bone and gristle
Ummmm good hamburgers.

Next: Nooners

Coppertop · 12-23-2004, 01:25 PM

she comes to office
we sneak into empty cube
sloppy grin all day

next - mimes

FngKestrel · 12-23-2004, 02:25 PM

Creepy white faces
Are not legit theater.
All mimes must now die.

next - 3 words that begin with the same letter.

Zephyr66 · 12-23-2004, 02:55 PM

alliteration
words start with the same letter
crazy cactus crap

next: chick flicks

Catmandu · 12-27-2004, 09:10 AM

Watch "Horse Whisperer"
And pretend to enjoy it
For good sex tonight.

Next: Oatmeal

Jackebear · 12-27-2004, 11:51 PM

When I was a boy
Morning noon and night
Oatmeal sustained us.

Next : Tsunami

Catmandu · 12-29-2004, 07:31 AM

Undersea hiccup
Wall of water builds and builds
Coastlines disappear.

Next: Kilts

Sticky · 12-29-2004, 12:28 PM

The magic button
Have her screaming in pleasure
Did you say kilts? Oops!

Next: hearing loss

Catmandu · 12-29-2004, 05:27 PM

Very nice Stickman
Hearing loss in an e-mail
Such a concept. Oy!

Next: PMS

bernadette · 12-29-2004, 09:04 PM

oh fuck. effing cramps
get out of my face, dickhead
i'll bite your face off

next: clueless

Tophat665 · 12-30-2004, 05:25 AM

Woman on Warpath
I know it hurts but really.
<strike>Mad cow was taken</strike> Oh? The Topic Changed?

Next: Mow The Grass Naked

Catmandu · 12-31-2004, 07:48 AM

Grass, weeds, bush , flower
Naked lawn mower next door
She might need some help.

Next: Peewee Herman

Catmandu · 01-05-2005, 06:44 AM

He lives near OJ
And is just as dangerous
Pervert on the loose.

Look like I sucked all the fun out of this thread. Sorry about that.

Next: Coffee

Coppertop · 01-05-2005, 10:51 AM

I don't drink that shit
Friends like TooMuchCoffeeMan
I do not know why

next - girlfriend coming off her meds

Kitenn Kaboodle · 01-05-2005, 11:19 AM

God she's a Psycho,
Trying to kill me with spoons,
But I love her still

***********
Next

Lot Lizards

************

Catmandu · 01-06-2005, 08:30 AM

What's a lot lizard?
A dumpster diving gecko?
Food for feral cats.

Next: Tacos

Coppertop · 01-06-2005, 08:51 AM

PhredGreen shows us how
last night I ate ten of them
I'm such a glutton

next - people who move their lips when they read

Sticky · 01-06-2005, 08:55 AM

Lips flapping and all
I wish they could see themselves
What are they doing?

Next: I wish my Haiku was funnier

Catmandu · 01-07-2005, 09:50 AM

Comedy haiku
Maybe Drew Carey can host
Nope, he's not funny!

Next: stick figures

vermin · 01-07-2005, 08:45 PM

Good animation
includes stick figures and blood
I love internet

(sfdt.com)

Next: cat with tape on its fur

bernadette · 01-08-2005, 10:15 PM

it might seem funny
but in reality it is
a form of torture

next: mass murderers

Catmandu · 01-09-2005, 06:45 PM

Burn 'em, inject 'em,
it doesn't matter to me,
Mass murderers die!

Next: Smiley faces

Catmandu · 01-20-2005, 01:15 PM

Happy jaundiced face
Stares at me from decades past
Where the hell's his nose?!?

Next: the 80's

Coppertop · 01-20-2005, 03:08 PM

Reagan, Bush Sr.
walked like an Egyptian then
not cool now either

next - grammar

Catmandu · 01-26-2005, 01:11 PM

I ain't got no words
To describe conjugation
Or participles.

Next - Canada

he_haha · 01-26-2005, 02:32 PM

Maple Leaves and cold
Hockey is a way of life
Just lost Vince Carter

Next topic: Your Mother

Catmandu · 01-28-2005, 07:55 AM

Mom raised all the kids
Not a loser in the bunch
I miss her dearly

Next - Milk Duds

Xell101 · 01-28-2005, 05:24 PM

Milk Dud is good
Milk Duds are better, mmm.
Milk chocolate, yes!

Next - A dented can of beans

bernadette · 02-15-2005, 05:37 PM

most people do look
for that perfect shiny can
clearance : good for me!

next: keeping this thread alive!

FngKestrel · 02-15-2005, 05:48 PM

What hurts this thread most
The fact that people can't count
to five or seven.

Next - Merits of pantone colors.

Coppertop · 02-16-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FngKestrel

What hurts this thread most
The fact that people can't count
to five or seven.

pantone colors are
something I know nothing of
won't try looking up

next - idiots who don't try to incorporate your haiku subject

bernadette · 02-16-2005, 10:19 PM

i bought furniture
prawns and baby greens salad
hello Coppertop!

next: sarcasm

victorjara · 02-16-2005, 11:08 PM

What an awesome guy
Fucked a sixteen year old girl
You the man, cowboy

next: a hernia

FngKestrel · 02-16-2005, 11:58 PM

Heavy lifting hurts
Be careful when lifting that
Sixteen year old girl

next: Coppertop at work

Coppertop · 02-17-2005, 11:30 AM

I installed and played
Fallout 1 and 2 at work
Yeah, I love my job

next - marriage

Catmandu · 02-17-2005, 11:51 AM

Two people commit
For a very good reason
The tax deduction.

Next: hair in the shower drain

victorjara · 02-17-2005, 06:16 PM

I thank God for love
And for hair in shower drains
Also rabbit turds

Next: the Rabbi

12-22-2004, 07:45 PM	#603 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	his nose, glowing red. i hope nothings wrong with him. malignant tumor next: hamburgers Last edited by Zephyr66; 12-22-2004 at 07:52 PM..

12-23-2004, 02:25 PM	#606 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Creepy white faces Are not legit theater. All mimes must now die. next - 3 words that begin with the same letter. Last edited by FngKestrel; 12-23-2004 at 02:41 PM.. Reason: Nitpicky bastard keeps IMing me that I can't count to 7.

12-27-2004, 11:51 PM	#609 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	When I was a boy Morning noon and night Oatmeal sustained us. Next : Tsunami __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

12-29-2004, 09:04 PM	#613 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	oh fuck. effing cramps get out of my face, dickhead i'll bite your face off next: clueless __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-30-2004, 05:25 AM	#614 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Woman on Warpath I know it hurts but really. <strike>Mad cow was taken</strike> Oh? The Topic Changed? Next: Mow The Grass Naked __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-22-2004, 01:54 PM	#601 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	The circumflex key Can be reached by my pinkie On a french keyboard. Next: Silk sheets

12-22-2004, 02:16 PM	#602 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	oh so smooth they are getting your swerve on more fun than between cotton next - reindeer

12-23-2004, 01:23 PM	#604 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Round ground cow and hoof Pieces of bone and gristle Ummmm good hamburgers. Next: Nooners

12-23-2004, 01:25 PM	#605 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	she comes to office we sneak into empty cube sloppy grin all day next - mimes

12-23-2004, 02:55 PM	#607 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	alliteration words start with the same letter crazy cactus crap next: chick flicks

12-27-2004, 09:10 AM	#608 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Watch "Horse Whisperer" And pretend to enjoy it For good sex tonight. Next: Oatmeal

12-29-2004, 07:31 AM	#610 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Undersea hiccup Wall of water builds and builds Coastlines disappear. Next: Kilts

12-29-2004, 12:28 PM	#611 (permalink)
Sticky	The magic button Have her screaming in pleasure Did you say kilts? Oops! Next: hearing loss __________________ Sticky The Stickman

12-29-2004, 05:27 PM	#612 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Very nice Stickman Hearing loss in an e-mail Such a concept. Oy! Next: PMS

12-31-2004, 07:48 AM	#615 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Grass, weeds, bush , flower Naked lawn mower next door She might need some help. Next: Peewee Herman

01-05-2005, 06:44 AM	#616 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	He lives near OJ And is just as dangerous Pervert on the loose. Look like I sucked all the fun out of this thread. Sorry about that. Next: Coffee

01-05-2005, 10:51 AM	#617 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I don't drink that shit Friends like TooMuchCoffeeMan I do not know why next - girlfriend coming off her meds

01-05-2005, 11:19 AM	#618 (permalink)
Kitenn Kaboodle Upright	God she's a Psycho, Trying to kill me with spoons, But I love her still ********* Next Lot Lizards **********

01-06-2005, 08:30 AM	#619 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	What's a lot lizard? A dumpster diving gecko? Food for feral cats. Next: Tacos

01-06-2005, 08:51 AM	#620 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	PhredGreen shows us how last night I ate ten of them I'm such a glutton next - people who move their lips when they read

01-06-2005, 08:55 AM	#621 (permalink)
Sticky	Lips flapping and all I wish they could see themselves What are they doing? Next: I wish my Haiku was funnier __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-07-2005, 09:50 AM	#622 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Comedy haiku Maybe Drew Carey can host Nope, he's not funny! Next: stick figures

01-07-2005, 08:45 PM	#623 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Good animation includes stick figures and blood I love internet (sfdt.com) Next: cat with tape on its fur __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

01-08-2005, 10:15 PM	#624 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	it might seem funny but in reality it is a form of torture next: mass murderers __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-09-2005, 06:45 PM	#625 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Burn 'em, inject 'em, it doesn't matter to me, Mass murderers die! Next: Smiley faces

01-20-2005, 01:15 PM	#626 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Happy jaundiced face Stares at me from decades past Where the hell's his nose?!? Next: the 80's

01-20-2005, 03:08 PM	#627 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Reagan, Bush Sr. walked like an Egyptian then not cool now either next - grammar

01-26-2005, 01:11 PM	#628 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	I ain't got no words To describe conjugation Or participles. Next - Canada

01-26-2005, 02:32 PM	#629 (permalink)
he_haha Tilted Location: NC	Maple Leaves and cold Hockey is a way of life Just lost Vince Carter Next topic: Your Mother

01-28-2005, 07:55 AM	#630 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Mom raised all the kids Not a loser in the bunch I miss her dearly Next - Milk Duds

01-28-2005, 05:24 PM	#631 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	Milk Dud is good Milk Duds are better, mmm. Milk chocolate, yes! Next - A dented can of beans

02-15-2005, 05:37 PM	#632 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	most people do look for that perfect shiny can clearance : good for me! next: keeping this thread alive! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-15-2005, 05:48 PM	#633 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	What hurts this thread most The fact that people can't count to five or seven. Next - Merits of pantone colors.

02-16-2005, 10:19 PM	#635 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i bought furniture prawns and baby greens salad hello Coppertop! next: sarcasm __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-16-2005, 11:08 PM	#636 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	What an awesome guy Fucked a sixteen year old girl You the man, cowboy next: a hernia