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09-10-2003, 07:12 AM	#241 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	whip? check! baby oil ? Check! Midget porn DVD? check! Lets get it on!!!!!! next: fishtanks __________________ Its good to be back.

09-10-2003, 12:09 PM	#242 (permalink)
rider6061 Crazy Location: oklahoma	angelfish above redtail shark swims beside get me outta' here __________________ Is This Thing On?

09-10-2003, 12:09 PM	#243 (permalink)
rider6061 Crazy Location: oklahoma	forgot too add auto maintenance __________________ Is This Thing On?

09-12-2003, 08:11 AM	#244 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	can't afford new car with a warranty, but I can't afford these bills next: Johnny Cash

09-12-2003, 08:44 AM	#245 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Sang and wrote great songs, Always dressed in fine black clothes, Rest in peace, Johnny! next topic : anything better then dying. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-12-2003, 11:06 PM	#246 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Not dying is good Being tortured with pliers It is not so good Next, either: man's inhumanity to man or: John Ritter __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-16-2003, 08:41 AM	#247 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	jack flash he showed us his balls but none saw that episode may he rest in peace next: three's company

09-16-2003, 09:05 AM	#248 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Come knock on our door, we didn't answer? Sorry! We are fucking now! Next: Webcams __________________ Its good to be back.

09-16-2003, 09:06 AM	#249 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	John Ritter just died That was a funny sitcom Now Mrs. Summers is mine! next: Homeless in Hollywood __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

09-16-2003, 10:31 AM	#250 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	the weather is great second hand designer threads life made in the shade next: alphabet soup __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-17-2003, 06:19 AM	#251 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	babysitter came no McDonalds for us, just canned Chef Boyardee! next: haiku thread posts considered equivalent of stupid one word posts on Nonsense board for post count purposes

09-17-2003, 08:00 AM	#252 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	My wit is wasted, Trying for my avatar. Yes. NO. 3 to go! next: topics so long they are almost impossible to make a haiku out of. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-17-2003, 12:13 PM	#253 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	antidisestab- lishmentarianism can be defined as Next: soft __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

09-17-2003, 02:02 PM	#254 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	flacid not turgid please, why can't I get it up! hoisting giant squid roasted marshmellows; wrapped in a down comforter sometimes soft is good next: napkins Last edited by dy156; 09-17-2003 at 02:05 PM..

09-17-2003, 05:19 PM	#255 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Tiny paper wipes To make my dirty face nice Or did you mean "those"? next: tampons __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

09-17-2003, 11:19 PM	#256 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	Florid radiance Imbibe as the earth; long parched, yet dying to grow next: Daredevil (the movie) __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

09-17-2003, 11:35 PM	#257 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Why did I watch it? I want to gouge out my eyes. What a bad movie. next: bottled water

09-18-2003, 06:45 AM	#258 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	why pay when it's free? you know no diarrhea should tell the RIAA! next: Napster clones

09-18-2003, 08:21 AM	#259 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Begun, the clone war has. Jango Fett or Napster Use the force, Yoda! next topic. human Clones __________________ Its good to be back.

09-18-2003, 02:44 PM	#260 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Ted Williams, Joan Jett these are two I'd like to see cloned Rush Limbaugh is not. next topic: the socio and economic atroscities commited by the Bush administration towards one of the biggest minorites in the USA, transexual porn actors.

09-23-2003, 08:37 AM	#261 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Ashcroft says: Shemales must pay taxes, can't marry! Don't let this thread die! next: trophy wives

09-23-2003, 10:49 AM	#262 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	She's all mine. Big Tits. She's not very smart. Nice ass. The press is here, smile!!!! next topic Hockey Games __________________ Its good to be back.

09-23-2003, 02:56 PM	#263 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	faster, colder, and more crunching than football, but why three periods? next: figure skating

09-23-2003, 04:33 PM	#264 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	nancy kerrigan was clubbed by tanya harding thus a legend was born next: Cute little furry kittens

09-23-2003, 07:15 PM	#265 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	my continental, a '63, split fluffy in two, my girlfriend barf'd next: 10 hippies burning to death in a VW bus

09-23-2003, 07:41 PM	#266 (permalink)
fckm Insane Location: Ithaca, New York	V-W bus aflame stinky hippies purified Oh, how the ashes blow edit: next topic, stir fry __________________ And if you say to me tomorrow, oh what fun it all would be. Then what's to stop us, pretty baby. But What Is And What Should Never Be.

09-23-2003, 07:53 PM	#267 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	chop up some veggies in the pan with chicken too stir fry like magic next topic - drunk people __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

09-23-2003, 09:08 PM	#268 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Flip me off asshole For driving down the damn street I'll run you over. College kids suck dicks Daddy's money and credit I fucked your girlfriend. next topic: fraternities

09-24-2003, 08:04 AM	#269 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Frat boys hit their pledge, with bad eggs and cold water. The parties rule man!!!!!!!!!!!!! next topic... forgetting to put a topic __________________ Its good to be back.

09-24-2003, 12:53 PM	#270 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	I'm so excited topic near and dear to me write haiku, forget

09-24-2003, 12:54 PM	#271 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	next topic: Gen. Wesley Clark

09-25-2003, 03:44 AM	#272 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Never heard of him, but what a horrible name. WESLEY????? WTF??????????? next topic. the number 8 __________________ Its good to be back.

09-25-2003, 04:02 AM	#273 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	Sitting here thinking about writing a haiku on the number eight __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

09-25-2003, 10:59 AM	#274 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	ode to the haiku, the last poster forgot to give a new topic. I guess that they were, paying homage to my last topic ,forgetting. new topic.... people who take other peoples turns. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-25-2003, 11:27 AM	#275 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	After you, and you. No, I just like standing here. Come back tomorrow?! And next we have: chariot racing

09-25-2003, 06:38 PM	#276 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Big Charlton Heston races in a circle wishing he had a Mossberg. next topic: Michael Moore

09-25-2003, 08:25 PM	#277 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Big sloppy fat guy The Michigan Militia goes to county fairs.

09-26-2003, 02:26 AM	#278 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	lax you great numptie keep the kettle boiling need haiku license Have a go at: fishnet stockings

09-26-2003, 07:35 AM	#279 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Nice and See thru, Do I get Horny? NO. OPRAH..... PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next topic : Book Clubs __________________ Its good to be back.

09-26-2003, 07:58 AM	#280 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Just joined the book club We sat there and read our book I hate the book club Next topic: e-mail

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