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scott_p_1 · 11-27-2004, 11:34 AM

Hair where none before
voice cracking annoyingly
Got to get sexed

next: Burrito

Zephyr66 · 11-27-2004, 07:40 PM

i love burritos
Taco Bell makes 'em great
now I've got the shits

Next: telemarketers

shaggs_manoa · 11-28-2004, 05:22 PM

Call during dinner
To sell me long distance plan
told him to shove it

Next: final exams

Zarazilla · 11-30-2004, 03:39 AM

Argh final exams!
Should study but I'm posting
I should someday sleep.

Next: Carrots!

Stick · 11-30-2004, 04:02 AM

Bugs Bunny steals them
Elmer Fudd wants to blast him
Carrots are deadly.

Next: Clowns

bernadette · 11-30-2004, 10:18 AM

big shoes baggy pants
painted face and rubber nose
folks amused or freaked

next: construction worker

Daoust · 11-30-2004, 11:05 AM

How long can you stand?
Holding that sign, smoking cigs
Getting paid too much.

Next topic: Ecstacy

Catmandu · 11-30-2004, 01:36 PM

Greatest band ever
Senses Working Overtime
XTC kicks butt

Next: Sunsets

Coppertop · 11-30-2004, 01:44 PM

Descending red orb
vanquished by the calm ocean
light is extinguished

next: arguing with your loved one

Catmandu · 12-03-2004, 11:45 AM

You know what they say
"make-up sex is the best type"
After a big fight

Next: dogs love trucks

Stick · 12-03-2004, 12:30 PM

Big wheels are turning
Must attack the turning wheels
Turning wheels squashed me.

Next: street cleaners

bernadette · 12-03-2004, 01:05 PM

oh f1ck. not again!
my car is in the street, so...
it's dirty pavement.

next: holiday parties!

Coppertop · 12-03-2004, 01:14 PM

drunken sex on desks
is better when it's your boss
who finds the ass prints

next: rush hour

Stick · 12-06-2004, 02:31 AM

Hurry, hurry, quick!
All the rushing makes me sick.
Of going to work

Next: Elves

GakFace · 12-07-2004, 06:30 AM

Short with Pointy-Ears
Santa Clause's Only Friends
They Live Forever

Next: Viagra

Catmandu · 12-07-2004, 07:01 AM

Hydraulics need help!
Miracle drug for lovers.
Won't help self-esteem.

Next: Cat box

bernadette · 12-08-2004, 05:50 PM

nice clean litterbox.
enter cat... dig. whoop. deed done.
scoop. repeat. repeat....

next: anxiety

Catmandu · 12-09-2004, 07:05 AM

Worry about small things
That really don't matter much
But make my heart race.

Next: squirrel names

bernadette · 12-14-2004, 01:24 PM

rocket j. squirrel
short: also known as rocky
hello bullwinkle

next: credit cards

Catmandu · 12-14-2004, 02:36 PM

Mastercard Visa
Discover Capital One
It's funny money.

Next: rock hard abs

Zephyr66 · 12-14-2004, 04:23 PM

just bought a bowflex
i really hope this thing works
cash down the pooper

next:stalkers

Catmandu · 12-15-2004, 01:57 PM

I am watching you.
You can't see me as I sit
Naked in your car.

Not that I would do that...

Next: sauerkraut

shaggs_manoa · 12-15-2004, 02:05 PM

Sauerkraut is bad.
For this nonsense haiku game.
Of five its uses three.

Next: Kris Kringle

Zephyr66 · 12-16-2004, 04:43 PM

it is christmas time
if only Santa was real
i would have money

next: fast food

Coppertop · 12-16-2004, 05:25 PM

fries, greasy burgers
cholesterol skyrockets
supersize me please

next up - kegs

bernadette · 12-16-2004, 05:29 PM

<strike>high in calories;
saturated in pure lard;
health food it is not.

next: hot apple cider</strike>

Coppertop beat me to the post... oh well.

Coppertop · 12-16-2004, 05:35 PM

So do one about kegs silly!

Kitenn Kaboodle · 12-16-2004, 06:01 PM

Frosty foamy cold,
One glassful never enough,
Cheers and Bottoms up.

Next:

Christmas Stalking

Coppertop · 12-16-2004, 06:30 PM

near year's end he comes
sneaking in through my chimney
one day he'll get me

next - first kiss

Catmandu · 12-17-2004, 08:27 AM

Shut my eyes and pray
As she leans in puckered up
Eeew. Was that a tongue?!?

Next: pancakes

bernadette · 12-18-2004, 02:01 PM

griddle sizzle, plop!
frying golden fluffy wheat
add maple syup

next: garbage

shaggs_manoa · 12-19-2004, 03:34 AM

stinky, smelly, ewww....
cold, clotted, moldy beef stew
creepy maggots too...

next: tea

derektor · 12-19-2004, 04:52 AM

sometimes i drink tea.
my girl thinks this is sexy
tastes the same as she

next: the sleep button

shaggs_manoa · 12-20-2004, 02:38 AM

just nine more minutes
and I can face another day
give me just nine more....

next: cell phones

FngKestrel · 12-20-2004, 03:02 AM

Tiny little screens
Games that run very poorly
My lot in this life.

Next: Best video game in the world

Catmandu · 12-20-2004, 09:22 AM

Halo 2 is where
Little kids play shoot-em-up
And learn death is cool.

(Sorry, I had this argument with a guy here at the office today. I'm about 2% conservative, and this is the 2%).

Next: Being naked

Zephyr66 · 12-20-2004, 09:22 AM

Chrono Trigger rules
i would say its the best
Disagree and die

edit, beaten to it

Running through fields
got no clothes holding me back
Do I feel a draft?

next: Garage Band

Sticky · 12-21-2004, 10:42 AM

Oh! Look what I found
Living in my big garage
Not a hot chic band

Next:
colorful candies

bernadette · 12-21-2004, 12:27 PM

someone please light up
these festive wicked chunks of wax
oh! warm and pretty

next: giraffes

Sticky · 12-22-2004, 08:22 AM

Giraffes; tall, graceful
Able to reach the tree tops
wonder how they taste

Next: French Keyboards

11-28-2004, 05:22 PM	#563 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	Call during dinner To sell me long distance plan told him to shove it Next: final exams __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-30-2004, 04:02 AM	#565 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Bugs Bunny steals them Elmer Fudd wants to blast him Carrots are deadly. Next: Clowns __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

11-30-2004, 10:18 AM	#566 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	big shoes baggy pants painted face and rubber nose folks amused or freaked next: construction worker __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-30-2004, 11:05 AM	#567 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	How long can you stand? Holding that sign, smoking cigs Getting paid too much. Next topic: Ecstacy __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

12-03-2004, 12:30 PM	#571 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Big wheels are turning Must attack the turning wheels Turning wheels squashed me. Next: street cleaners __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

11-27-2004, 11:34 AM	#561 (permalink)
scott_p_1 Crazy	Hair where none before voice cracking annoyingly Got to get sexed next: Burrito

11-27-2004, 07:40 PM	#562 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	i love burritos Taco Bell makes 'em great now I've got the shits Next: telemarketers

11-30-2004, 03:39 AM	#564 (permalink)
Zarazilla Upright	Argh final exams! Should study but I'm posting I should someday sleep. Next: Carrots!

11-30-2004, 01:36 PM	#568 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Greatest band ever Senses Working Overtime XTC kicks butt Next: Sunsets

11-30-2004, 01:44 PM	#569 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Descending red orb vanquished by the calm ocean light is extinguished next: arguing with your loved one

12-03-2004, 11:45 AM	#570 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	You know what they say "make-up sex is the best type" After a big fight Next: dogs love trucks

12-03-2004, 01:05 PM	#572 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	oh f1ck. not again! my car is in the street, so... it's dirty pavement. next: holiday parties! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-03-2004, 01:14 PM	#573 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	drunken sex on desks is better when it's your boss who finds the ass prints next: rush hour

12-06-2004, 02:31 AM	#574 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Hurry, hurry, quick! All the rushing makes me sick. Of going to work Next: Elves __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one. Last edited by Stick; 12-06-2004 at 09:08 PM..

12-07-2004, 06:30 AM	#575 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Short with Pointy-Ears Santa Clause's Only Friends They Live Forever Next: Viagra __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

12-07-2004, 07:01 AM	#576 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Hydraulics need help! Miracle drug for lovers. Won't help self-esteem. Next: Cat box

12-08-2004, 05:50 PM	#577 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	nice clean litterbox. enter cat... dig. whoop. deed done. scoop. repeat. repeat.... next: anxiety __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-09-2004, 07:05 AM	#578 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Worry about small things That really don't matter much But make my heart race. Next: squirrel names

12-14-2004, 01:24 PM	#579 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	rocket j. squirrel short: also known as rocky hello bullwinkle next: credit cards __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-14-2004, 02:36 PM	#580 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Mastercard Visa Discover Capital One It's funny money. Next: rock hard abs

12-14-2004, 04:23 PM	#581 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	just bought a bowflex i really hope this thing works cash down the pooper next:stalkers

12-15-2004, 01:57 PM	#582 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	I am watching you. You can't see me as I sit Naked in your car. Not that I would do that... Next: sauerkraut

12-15-2004, 02:05 PM	#583 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	Sauerkraut is bad. For this nonsense haiku game. Of five its uses three. Next: Kris Kringle __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

12-16-2004, 04:43 PM	#584 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	it is christmas time if only Santa was real i would have money next: fast food

12-16-2004, 05:25 PM	#585 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	fries, greasy burgers cholesterol skyrockets supersize me please next up - kegs

12-16-2004, 05:29 PM	#586 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<strike>high in calories; saturated in pure lard; health food it is not. next: hot apple cider</strike> Coppertop beat me to the post... oh well. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-16-2004, 05:35 PM	#587 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	So do one about kegs silly!

12-16-2004, 06:01 PM	#588 (permalink)
Kitenn Kaboodle Upright	Frosty foamy cold, One glassful never enough, Cheers and Bottoms up. Next: Christmas Stalking

12-16-2004, 06:30 PM	#589 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	near year's end he comes sneaking in through my chimney one day he'll get me next - first kiss

12-17-2004, 08:27 AM	#590 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Shut my eyes and pray As she leans in puckered up Eeew. Was that a tongue?!? Next: pancakes

12-18-2004, 02:01 PM	#591 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	griddle sizzle, plop! frying golden fluffy wheat add maple syup next: garbage __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-19-2004, 03:34 AM	#592 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	stinky, smelly, ewww.... cold, clotted, moldy beef stew creepy maggots too... next: tea __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

12-19-2004, 04:52 AM	#593 (permalink)
derektor Tilted Location: Seattle, WA	sometimes i drink tea. my girl thinks this is sexy tastes the same as she next: the sleep button

12-20-2004, 02:38 AM	#594 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	just nine more minutes and I can face another day give me just nine more.... next: cell phones __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

12-20-2004, 03:02 AM	#595 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Tiny little screens Games that run very poorly My lot in this life. Next: Best video game in the world