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Old 09-26-2003, 10:45 AM   #281 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
You Got mail!!! alright!
sexy letter from the wife?
No, more fucking spam!



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Old 09-26-2003, 03:15 PM   #282 (permalink)
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80 hours this week
boss man dating my ex-girlfriend
where's my damn rifle?


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Old 09-26-2003, 06:17 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Location: usa
ky astroglide
in and out and in again
but your tongue beats all

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Old 09-26-2003, 09:34 PM   #284 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Dress up real scary
Candy begging door to door
Razor in apple

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Old 09-26-2003, 10:49 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Location: the bathroom
Constantly meows
Always trying to get in
See if it can fly.

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Old 09-29-2003, 06:38 AM   #286 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
possibly the worst,
most unpleasant chore there is
and piss in your eye

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Old 09-29-2003, 10:12 PM   #287 (permalink)
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Jesus, Jesus-Christ!
tough break on the cross; should have left
town with Mary M.


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Old 09-29-2003, 11:57 PM   #288 (permalink)
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ii chikin
Othelo wa dare yo!
hara hetta

Did that one in authentic Japanese. Trust me, it's 5-7-5.

translation:

such yummy chicken
Who the hell is Othello?
I am so hungry.

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Old 09-30-2003, 06:50 AM   #289 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
toe nails getting long
damn, can't see what I'm doing
gut gets in the way

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Old 09-30-2003, 09:01 AM   #290 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
stomach is churning,
soon your asshole is burning,
Damn you, Taco bell!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 09-30-2003, 10:54 AM   #291 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
Big yellow sky ball
You rule the day and give me
lethal skin cancer

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Old 09-30-2003, 01:54 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
round and round they go
if tread less than lincoln's head,
time to get new ones

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Old 09-30-2003, 03:04 PM   #293 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
hardware store supply
snickers chuckles and big grins
yeah got wires to clip

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Old 10-02-2003, 08:42 AM   #294 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
P. Diddy has stayed
on the scene after J.Lo;
ghostbusters' "Sta-Puff"



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Old 10-02-2003, 11:21 AM   #295 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
A ghost, A Witch, A
princess. Dracula and the
Wolfman, want candy!



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Old 10-02-2003, 04:43 PM   #296 (permalink)
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10-key, entry is
making my hand and my arm ache
trigger finger's good.


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Old 10-02-2003, 08:23 PM   #297 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Diet Dew? Water?
It is all pee in the end.
Drink and be merry.

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Old 10-03-2003, 04:48 AM   #298 (permalink)
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Location: boston
A big old booger
hanging green out of my nose
take it and eat it
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Old 10-03-2003, 04:49 AM   #299 (permalink)
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Location: boston
oops. I forgot to suggest a follow up.

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Old 10-03-2003, 10:13 AM   #300 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
What is that red light?????
why is it following me?????
should I pull over?????



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Old 10-03-2003, 01:02 PM   #301 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
stinky small blanket
wonder why that guy is here?
someone get me out!

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Old 10-03-2003, 08:48 PM   #302 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
County cop asshole
Going to fight this in court
Judge reduces fine

The works of Marcel Proust
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:19 AM   #303 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
stream of consciousness
pioneered modern novel
sounds like he was gay

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Old 10-06-2003, 12:30 PM   #304 (permalink)
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Location: Norman, OK
im still not sure what
self-indulgent literary criticism is
So ill just skip it


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Old 10-06-2003, 01:20 PM   #305 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods


Ashley Judd makes me
want to root for Kentucky
She's one hot wildcat


what ya'll think about
my haiku illustrations?
continue or not?


next:
hard hats

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Old 10-06-2003, 04:22 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Location: Seaside..
hard hats are so cool
they protect my fuckin head
when i am working

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Old 10-07-2003, 05:15 AM   #307 (permalink)
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Location: boston
I dont want cancer
please, doc, no fingers in my ass
tell me you love me

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Old 10-07-2003, 10:09 AM   #308 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Two little brawlers,
look so funny in their tights.
One. TWO THREE!!!!!! winner!



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Old 10-07-2003, 12:35 PM   #309 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
she's little; not cute
but I'm intrigued, will it fit
inside of her- yup!

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Old 10-07-2003, 05:32 PM   #310 (permalink)
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Location: Seaside..
I bet he's so short
he rivals garden gnomes. ya
shit, I got nothin...

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Old 10-07-2003, 10:16 PM   #311 (permalink)
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Hmmmm... how to use this...
The models use it on teeth
But I'll just jerk off.

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Old 10-08-2003, 04:19 PM   #312 (permalink)
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sex is wonderful
farting, during, maybe not
i could be wrong though

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Old 10-09-2003, 09:22 PM   #313 (permalink)
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
Never could figure
which end of the poor monkey
it should be used on.


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Old 10-10-2003, 06:07 AM   #314 (permalink)
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Location: boston
cults are for pussies
but hordes reign over the land
who can withstand them?

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Old 10-10-2003, 06:12 AM   #315 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Be it a cult or,
be it a horde, its just men,
following a nut.



CRAP!!!


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I like im little.
I like the nipples the best
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:16 AM   #316 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Bulls and Cubs and Bears,
Oh My! the Windy City
and a musical

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Old 10-10-2003, 09:37 AM   #317 (permalink)
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Location: boston
I dont like her much
But she has really nice cans
her husband is old
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:38 AM   #318 (permalink)
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Location: boston
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:26 AM   #319 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
I don't like him much
His wife has really nice cans
His daddy could act

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Old 10-12-2003, 11:29 AM   #320 (permalink)
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Location: Artic Tundra
-Harry Carry Impresion-

Hey Hey! Here's a Guy..
HEY! How about those Hot-Dogs?
Hey! Cubs Win, Cubs Win!

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