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Nefir · 01-25-2004, 03:10 PM

Hey baby, lets do
the horizontal mambo
Pop goes the weasel

Next: We've got power, we've got sex... now gimme money!

happymaan · 01-25-2004, 03:15 PM

I got all the bills
I'm taking it to the streets
5 dollar blow jobs

Tophat665 · 01-25-2004, 03:18 PM

electric lights shine
on entangled young people
roll the camera

next: Americans don't understand Cricket

dy156 · 01-26-2004, 06:44 AM

Hey, it's Jiminey!
little loud bugs hop around
Sure we understand!

next: Pinnochio

Chingal0 · 01-27-2004, 01:39 AM

my nose is so long
its too bad its made of wood
throw me in the fire

next - sandwiches

smooth_4 · 01-29-2004, 03:15 PM

bread, cheese, mayo and ham
wrapped and put down my pants
stealing from the caf

next: classic nintendo

Chingal0 · 01-30-2004, 03:25 AM

duck hunt is the bomb
it helped my accuracy
plastic guns rock me.

next - poker

dy156 · 01-30-2004, 08:15 AM

Nothing worse than to
wake up hung over and broke
from last night's poker

Nothing better than
knowing you got 'em bluffing
and kept a straight face

next: Superbowl commercials

01-30-2004, 04:10 PM

some funny some not
but loads of money in them
i don't watch superbowl

next: stormy weather

Jizzosh · 01-31-2004, 03:44 PM

A lover's quarrel:
the stormy weather finds us
wanting drier eyes.

Next: midi madness!

aarchaon · 02-01-2004, 08:27 PM

computerised sounds
will always be annoying
wish they would be gone

Next: nazi ninja pirate robot zombies!

dy156 · 02-02-2004, 12:58 PM

swords with swastikas;
silent mechanized killers
loot treasure; won't die!

next: Janet Jackson's jewelry

Jizzosh · 02-03-2004, 12:58 AM

The nipple petal
was placed very carefully
Janet's show was planned.

next: angry youth

dy156 · 02-09-2004, 09:37 AM

Got Angst? Fight "The Man"!
No! We aint gonna take it!
Your Mamma don't dance....

"Fight (Dunh, Dunh!) for your right (Dunh Dunh!)to...
Parents just don't understand
same as every teen.

Next: New Orleans

Arsenic7 · 02-09-2004, 10:30 AM

Somewhere near the gulf
New Orleans awaits my touch
I'll never arrive.

Lasers

02-09-2004, 01:22 PM

Dr. Evil's plan
to bring in the big "lazer"
and zap the whole world

Next: tablecloths

dy156 · 02-17-2004, 10:07 AM

don't cry for spilled milk
but red wine on tablecloth
now that's pretty bad.

next: Wisconsin

Chingal0 · 02-18-2004, 03:52 AM

Wisconsin sucks ass
Unless you live there, my bad
oh man, you suck too

Next - Living in a shitty state, such as Wisconsin

dy156 · 03-01-2004, 03:02 PM

California and
New York-more people, we've got
lots of people, and...

Cows and horses too.
Farm animals make much shit,
so we're shittiest!

Next: Texas stereotypes

Tophat665 · 03-02-2004, 06:32 PM

cowboy hat wearing
bigoted peckerwood twerps
now run the planet

Next: a frog on a pool table.

bernadette · 03-14-2004, 02:06 PM

jumping green on green
right on cue, he says ribbit
clack! in side pocket

Next: spring allergies

WarWagon · 03-14-2004, 03:11 PM

Why, spring allergies
Must you make me sneeze and cry
You suck royal ass

Next: jewel cases

dy156 · 05-25-2004, 02:40 PM

hate it when they break
cd cases are better
but can't read titles

next:
resurrecting old threads!

H12 · 05-25-2004, 05:18 PM

I'm glad to have the
"Totally Random Bullshit"
thread resurrected.

Next: the mysterious connection between armpits and ceiling fans.

05-26-2004, 03:38 PM

something you do not
usually look at or see
but it collects dirt

...accidentally sleeping in...

Jackebear · 05-27-2004, 06:50 AM

Was that my alarm
Must hit the snooze button now
5 minutes of bliss

Next topic...No toilet paper in the public washroom.

NoSoup · 05-27-2004, 08:50 AM

Empty is the Roll
The Panic will consume me
Alas, Smelly Hand

Next Topic:

Waking up in a strangers bed

Rubyee · 05-27-2004, 09:34 AM

Was I drunk again?
Someone is sleeping by me
Did I sleep with him?

Next topic: a stink with unknown origins

00111000 · 05-27-2004, 10:55 AM

Did that come from me?
Gotta dry dock the fudge barge...
Somebody light a match!

Next Topic: Saturday morning cartoons

vermin · 07-26-2004, 11:49 AM

Used to be funny
Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny
Wanna buy some toys?

Horses

bernadette · 07-26-2004, 02:51 PM

whinny whinny hay
giddy up gallop trot trot
saddle up or don't

<b>hot weather</b>

ngdawg · 07-26-2004, 04:58 PM

Any clothes is too much
Humidity equals curly hair
But beats freezin rain

Next topic: Air guitar

vermin · 07-26-2004, 05:29 PM

Look at me! I rock!
I'm holding on to nothing
I need me a life.

minesweeper

bernadette · 07-27-2004, 10:54 AM

varoom suck suck suck
mines are full of soot and dust
daunting task no end

<b>bumblebee</b>

ngdawg · 07-27-2004, 01:06 PM

buzzing on the flowers
taking sweet nectar
honey is bee poop

street lamp

KWSN · 07-27-2004, 01:16 PM

I like climbing lamps
Sliding down is very fun
Until concussion.

Dirigible

vermin · 07-27-2004, 06:39 PM

Thump side with finger
Blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp!
How it got that name

useless knowledge

castex · 07-28-2004, 11:19 AM

I'm an expert at
Butchering human carcass
Don't fancy it much

Next up: tricks with lighters.

Tophat665 · 07-28-2004, 06:07 PM

Legs behind my head
Foul breezes ruffle boxers
Burnt fart doesn't smell.

Next: Banjo pickin' Mormons

bernadette · 07-29-2004, 09:41 AM

yee haw twang a dang
pickin n a grinnin n
thumpity thump thump

next: hired help

01-25-2004, 03:10 PM	#441 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Hey baby, lets do the horizontal mambo Pop goes the weasel Next: We've got power, we've got sex... now gimme money! __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

01-25-2004, 03:18 PM	#443 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	electric lights shine on entangled young people roll the camera next: Americans don't understand Cricket __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-27-2004, 01:39 AM	#445 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	my nose is so long its too bad its made of wood throw me in the fire next - sandwiches __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-29-2004, 03:15 PM	#446 (permalink)
smooth_4 Tilted Location: Washington	bread, cheese, mayo and ham wrapped and put down my pants stealing from the caf next: classic nintendo __________________ It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

01-30-2004, 03:25 AM	#447 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	duck hunt is the bomb it helped my accuracy plastic guns rock me. next - poker __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-25-2004, 03:15 PM	#442 (permalink)
happymaan Insane Location: los angeles	I got all the bills I'm taking it to the streets 5 dollar blow jobs

01-26-2004, 06:44 AM	#444 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Hey, it's Jiminey! little loud bugs hop around Sure we understand! next: Pinnochio

01-30-2004, 08:15 AM	#448 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Nothing worse than to wake up hung over and broke from last night's poker Nothing better than knowing you got 'em bluffing and kept a straight face next: Superbowl commercials Last edited by dy156; 03-01-2004 at 02:54 PM..

01-30-2004, 04:10 PM	#449 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	some funny some not but loads of money in them i don't watch superbowl next: stormy weather

01-31-2004, 03:44 PM	#450 (permalink)
Jizzosh Insane Location: Beijing, China	A lover's quarrel: the stormy weather finds us wanting drier eyes. Next: midi madness! __________________ I'm never gonna know you now... but I'm gonna love you anyhow -Elliott Smith

02-01-2004, 08:27 PM	#451 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	computerised sounds will always be annoying wish they would be gone Next: nazi ninja pirate robot zombies! __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

02-02-2004, 12:58 PM	#452 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	swords with swastikas; silent mechanized killers loot treasure; won't die! next: Janet Jackson's jewelry

02-03-2004, 12:58 AM	#453 (permalink)
Jizzosh Insane Location: Beijing, China	The nipple petal was placed very carefully Janet's show was planned. next: angry youth __________________ I'm never gonna know you now... but I'm gonna love you anyhow -Elliott Smith

02-09-2004, 09:37 AM	#454 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Got Angst? Fight "The Man"! No! We aint gonna take it! Your Mamma don't dance.... "Fight (Dunh, Dunh!) for your right (Dunh Dunh!)to... Parents just don't understand same as every teen. Next: New Orleans Last edited by dy156; 02-09-2004 at 09:41 AM..

02-09-2004, 10:30 AM	#455 (permalink)
Arsenic7 Insane Location: Corvallis, OR.	Somewhere near the gulf New Orleans awaits my touch I'll never arrive. Lasers __________________ This is no sig.

02-09-2004, 01:22 PM	#456 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Dr. Evil's plan to bring in the big "lazer" and zap the whole world Next: tablecloths

02-17-2004, 10:07 AM	#457 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	don't cry for spilled milk but red wine on tablecloth now that's pretty bad. next: Wisconsin

02-18-2004, 03:52 AM	#458 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Wisconsin sucks ass Unless you live there, my bad oh man, you suck too Next - Living in a shitty state, such as Wisconsin __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

03-01-2004, 03:02 PM	#459 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	California and New York-more people, we've got lots of people, and... Cows and horses too. Farm animals make much shit, so we're shittiest! Next: Texas stereotypes

03-02-2004, 06:32 PM	#460 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	cowboy hat wearing bigoted peckerwood twerps now run the planet Next: a frog on a pool table. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-14-2004, 02:06 PM	#461 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	jumping green on green right on cue, he says ribbit clack! in side pocket Next: spring allergies __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-14-2004, 03:11 PM	#462 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Why, spring allergies Must you make me sneeze and cry You suck royal ass Next: jewel cases

05-25-2004, 02:40 PM	#463 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	hate it when they break cd cases are better but can't read titles next: resurrecting old threads!

05-25-2004, 05:18 PM	#464 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	I'm glad to have the "Totally Random Bullshit" thread resurrected. Next: the mysterious connection between armpits and ceiling fans. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

05-26-2004, 03:38 PM	#465 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	something you do not usually look at or see but it collects dirt ...accidentally sleeping in...

05-27-2004, 06:50 AM	#466 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Was that my alarm Must hit the snooze button now 5 minutes of bliss Next topic...No toilet paper in the public washroom. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

05-27-2004, 08:50 AM	#467 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Empty is the Roll The Panic will consume me Alas, Smelly Hand Next Topic: Waking up in a strangers bed __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

05-27-2004, 09:34 AM	#468 (permalink)
Rubyee I'm baaaaack!	Was I drunk again? Someone is sleeping by me Did I sleep with him? Next topic: a stink with unknown origins __________________ You don't know from fun.

05-27-2004, 10:55 AM	#469 (permalink)
00111000 Psycho Location: Mostly standing in a blue semi-circle	Did that come from me? Gotta dry dock the fudge barge... Somebody light a match! Next Topic: Saturday morning cartoons __________________ - And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY! -

07-26-2004, 11:49 AM	#470 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Used to be funny Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny Wanna buy some toys? Horses __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-26-2004, 02:51 PM	#471 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	whinny whinny hay giddy up gallop trot trot saddle up or don't <b>hot weather</b> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-26-2004, 04:58 PM	#472 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Any clothes is too much Humidity equals curly hair But beats freezin rain Next topic: Air guitar

07-26-2004, 05:29 PM	#473 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Look at me! I rock! I'm holding on to nothing I need me a life. minesweeper __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-27-2004, 10:54 AM	#474 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	varoom suck suck suck mines are full of soot and dust daunting task no end <b>bumblebee</b> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-27-2004, 01:06 PM	#475 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	buzzing on the flowers taking sweet nectar honey is bee poop street lamp