The Haiku Game - Page 18 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

freeload · 03-01-2005, 05:47 AM

Handgun smoking now,
bastard bleeding on the floor
I still got my pride

Next:

Drumset

bernadette · 03-01-2005, 10:44 AM

this should be flyman's
he is the mad drummer here
his house band rocks hard!

Next:
damn crows

Manuel Hong · 03-01-2005, 03:42 PM

At dawn I hear it
sounds like a woman screaming
damned crow on my roof.

next: pennies

Coppertop · 03-01-2005, 03:52 PM

about how many
fill a two liter bottle?
I fit three thousand

next - sweat

Catmandu · 03-01-2005, 08:50 PM

"I'm Biggus Dickus"
said Pontius Pilate's boy
So swollen with pride.

Bonus points for the Monty Python reference?

Next: Flash Gordon

freeload · 03-02-2005, 05:54 AM

Nipples erected,
coat reveals nothing under
as she flash Gordon

next: sauerkraut

howdydave · 03-02-2005, 09:54 AM

Big Apple hot dogs
Sauerkraut makes them complete
Used to cost a buck

Next - chain saws

Coppertop · 03-02-2005, 02:10 PM

quite a handy thing
to have in place of your hand
when fighting zombies

next - 1337

FngKestrel · 03-02-2005, 02:19 PM

One Three Three Seven
Language of the super smart?
No, I don't think so.

Next: Famous Bruces.

Catmandu · 03-02-2005, 04:48 PM

I knew a Bruce once
Quiet, asexual geek,
Serial killer.

Next: Fromage

Manuel Hong · 03-02-2005, 05:08 PM

Catmandu fromage
is a saucy little cheese.
But only in France.

next: pork rinds

victorjara · 03-02-2005, 06:35 PM

Crispy fried pig fat
Mexicans say chicharon
I say heart attack

next: headache

freeload · 03-03-2005, 01:44 AM

Headache or heartache
there's one medicine for all
tender loving care

Next: single malt

Sticky · 03-03-2005, 07:41 AM

A good single malt
does not have a twist off cap
just like a good wine

Next: Bourbon Story

Daoust · 03-03-2005, 08:43 AM

I'll tell you a story
A good one, about Bourbon
I should drink some first.

Next: Anal fisting

Coppertop · 03-03-2005, 09:48 AM

my poor sphincter hurts
next time I think I shall try
some lubrication

next - insanity

Sticky · 03-03-2005, 11:59 AM

Did you kill someone
Want a good way to get off
plead insanity

Next: Crackberry

nofnway · 03-03-2005, 04:55 PM

pilot,crackberry?
a P D A culture war
Nobody can win

Next: spreadsheets

Catmandu · 03-03-2005, 05:02 PM

Lotus 1 2 3
Was my very first spreadsheet
Green screen where art thou?

Next: Mr. Potatohead

vermin · 03-03-2005, 08:04 PM

Round and brown tuber
Plug-in facial features, cool!
Bake at three-fifty.

Next: Subtlety

victorjara · 03-03-2005, 11:41 PM

Sorry no can do
Lawyer won't accept my case
Walked me out the door

next: blatant

Catmandu · 03-04-2005, 07:09 PM

Gave me the finger
Told me to kiss her fat ass
It's so obvious!

Next: naked hottubbing

vermin · 03-07-2005, 08:54 PM

Hot bubbly water
Oily bacteria soup
Boobies can be seen

Next: digging a trench

Sticky · 03-09-2005, 07:13 AM

They are moving us
Will be loosing my office
I'm digging a trench

Next:
Workspace

Daoust · 03-09-2005, 08:13 AM

100 square feet
fashionable green tile floors
desks, chairs, chalkboard, door

Next: Lech Walesa (sp?)

howdydave · 03-10-2005, 12:07 AM

Solidarity
Kilbasa for lunch each day
Vodka breaks 3 times.

Next - walrus

Catmandu · 03-10-2005, 06:33 AM

Walrus etoufee
Walrus gumbo walrus steaks
Blubber on a stick.

Next: penis enlargement spam

Daoust · 03-10-2005, 07:26 AM

I know it's a scam
but I am a bit tempted.
I am so ashamed...

Next: One million dollars

freeload · 03-10-2005, 12:05 PM

Would you sleep with me?
One million dollars was
her price for tonight.

Next: Tilted Forum Project

Coppertop · 03-10-2005, 12:07 PM

monumentally
the worst reason that I have
for work time wasted

next - Special Forces

Catmandu · 03-11-2005, 06:22 AM

Moving in shadows
Behind the enemy lines
Meet our men in black.

Next - Flying monkeys

bernadette · 03-11-2005, 02:14 PM

their boss is a witch.
grab a scarecrow. toto too.
work for bananas.

Next: wild dreams

freeload · 03-11-2005, 03:09 PM

Bush massaging me,
the Pope licking my fingers
must not eat mushrooms

Next: The Vatican

Astrocloud · 03-12-2005, 09:53 AM

Mafia Controlled,
a Powerful dominion,
they wear silly hats.

next: The Irish

Manuel Hong · 03-12-2005, 07:20 PM

What's the difference
between an Irish wedding
and an Irish wake?

next: one less drunk

Catmandu · 03-15-2005, 08:21 AM

Piss on the third rail
After a night of drinking
Electrocution

Next: water shortage

Coppertop · 03-15-2005, 10:34 AM

it seldom rains here
hills turn brown in the summer
welcome to Nor Cal

next - jimmy hats

Catmandu · 03-22-2005, 06:42 AM

Googled 'Jimmy Hats'
Either a band or condom
Both are new to me.

Next: juggling

vermin · 03-22-2005, 11:55 AM

Throw throw catch throw catch
Throw catch throw catch throw drop shit
axe cut off my toe

Next: tap dancing

Manuel Hong · 03-22-2005, 03:10 PM

Forced to go to tap
when I was seven years old
better than ballet

next: Tourette's syndrome

03-01-2005, 05:47 AM	#681 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Handgun smoking now, bastard bleeding on the floor I still got my pride Next: Drumset __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

03-01-2005, 10:44 AM	#682 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	this should be flyman's he is the mad drummer here his house band rocks hard! Next: damn crows __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-01-2005, 03:42 PM	#683 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	At dawn I hear it sounds like a woman screaming damned crow on my roof. next: pennies __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-02-2005, 05:54 AM	#686 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Nipples erected, coat reveals nothing under as she flash Gordon next: sauerkraut __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

03-02-2005, 09:54 AM	#687 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	Big Apple hot dogs Sauerkraut makes them complete Used to cost a buck Next - chain saws __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-01-2005, 03:52 PM	#684 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	about how many fill a two liter bottle? I fit three thousand next - sweat

03-01-2005, 08:50 PM	#685 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	"I'm Biggus Dickus" said Pontius Pilate's boy So swollen with pride. Bonus points for the Monty Python reference? Next: Flash Gordon

03-02-2005, 02:10 PM	#688 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	quite a handy thing to have in place of your hand when fighting zombies next - 1337

03-02-2005, 02:19 PM	#689 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	One Three Three Seven Language of the super smart? No, I don't think so. Next: Famous Bruces.

03-02-2005, 04:48 PM	#690 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	I knew a Bruce once Quiet, asexual geek, Serial killer. Next: Fromage

03-02-2005, 05:08 PM	#691 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Catmandu fromage is a saucy little cheese. But only in France. next: pork rinds __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-02-2005, 06:35 PM	#692 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	Crispy fried pig fat Mexicans say chicharon I say heart attack next: headache

03-03-2005, 01:44 AM	#693 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Headache or heartache there's one medicine for all tender loving care Next: single malt __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

03-03-2005, 07:41 AM	#694 (permalink)
Sticky	A good single malt does not have a twist off cap just like a good wine Next: Bourbon Story __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-03-2005, 08:43 AM	#695 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I'll tell you a story A good one, about Bourbon I should drink some first. Next: Anal fisting __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

03-03-2005, 09:48 AM	#696 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	my poor sphincter hurts next time I think I shall try some lubrication next - insanity

03-03-2005, 11:59 AM	#697 (permalink)
Sticky	Did you kill someone Want a good way to get off plead insanity Next: Crackberry __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-03-2005, 04:55 PM	#698 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	pilot,crackberry? a P D A culture war Nobody can win Next: spreadsheets __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-03-2005, 05:02 PM	#699 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Lotus 1 2 3 Was my very first spreadsheet Green screen where art thou? Next: Mr. Potatohead

03-03-2005, 08:04 PM	#700 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Round and brown tuber Plug-in facial features, cool! Bake at three-fifty. Next: Subtlety __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

03-03-2005, 11:41 PM	#701 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	Sorry no can do Lawyer won't accept my case Walked me out the door next: blatant

03-04-2005, 07:09 PM	#702 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Gave me the finger Told me to kiss her fat ass It's so obvious! Next: naked hottubbing

03-07-2005, 08:54 PM	#703 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Hot bubbly water Oily bacteria soup Boobies can be seen Next: digging a trench __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

03-09-2005, 07:13 AM	#704 (permalink)
Sticky	They are moving us Will be loosing my office I'm digging a trench Next: Workspace __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-09-2005, 08:13 AM	#705 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	100 square feet fashionable green tile floors desks, chairs, chalkboard, door Next: Lech Walesa (sp?) __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys Last edited by Daoust; 03-09-2005 at 10:11 AM..

03-10-2005, 12:07 AM	#706 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	Solidarity Kilbasa for lunch each day Vodka breaks 3 times. Next - walrus __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-10-2005, 06:33 AM	#707 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Walrus etoufee Walrus gumbo walrus steaks Blubber on a stick. Next: penis enlargement spam

03-10-2005, 07:26 AM	#708 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I know it's a scam but I am a bit tempted. I am so ashamed... Next: One million dollars __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

03-10-2005, 12:05 PM	#709 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Would you sleep with me? One million dollars was her price for tonight. Next: Tilted Forum Project __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

03-10-2005, 12:07 PM	#710 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	monumentally the worst reason that I have for work time wasted next - Special Forces

03-11-2005, 06:22 AM	#711 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Moving in shadows Behind the enemy lines Meet our men in black. Next - Flying monkeys

03-11-2005, 02:14 PM	#712 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	their boss is a witch. grab a scarecrow. toto too. work for bananas. Next: wild dreams __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-11-2005, 03:09 PM	#713 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Bush massaging me, the Pope licking my fingers must not eat mushrooms Next: The Vatican __________________ The future ain't what it used to be. Last edited by freeload; 03-11-2005 at 03:11 PM..

03-12-2005, 09:53 AM	#714 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Mafia Controlled, a Powerful dominion, they wear silly hats. next: The Irish

03-12-2005, 07:20 PM	#715 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? next: one less drunk __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)