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Old 08-11-2003, 01:44 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Where are the boobies?
Watching the mantrain go by
does not get me off.

Next: accidentally watching gay porn when your wife/gf/mother walks in
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:52 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
oh my god, you're home!
No, don't leave, I can explain
I was 'curious'

next, getting caught in your zipper
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:55 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Bones, your first line is 6 syllables, Second is 8, Last is 5... :P
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:56 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Atari is fun.
I play Atari all day.
Nothing is as fun.

next: Sour Straws!
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:59 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Suck the straw, my lips
pucker like a cat's asshole.
But it tastes so good.

next: realising your parachute doesn't work midair
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Old 08-11-2003, 02:02 PM   #126 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Oh my god this sucks.
My chute did come open.
I am so dead now.

Next: Turtles.
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Old 08-11-2003, 02:16 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Cowabunga, dudes,
We've saved April O'Neil, but
Shredder's escaping!

Next: Ludicrous Speed!
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Old 08-11-2003, 02:52 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Location: Dayton, Ohio
ludicrous speed go!
Space Ball One they've gone to plaid
smoke if ya got 'em

Next: Sesame Street
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:17 PM   #129 (permalink)
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Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
Bow before Grover!
He is king of the Muppets!
Oscar is cool, too.


(and... for my own contribution to getting caught in your zipper...)
Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
Jesus Christ, the pain! The pain!!!!!
Shoot me in the head!


Up next: Yappy dogs
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:28 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
stfu dog
you are really damn whiney
i will hit you now

next: the simpsons
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Old 08-11-2003, 06:03 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Son, never forget:
The strong must protect the sweet.
We fight to the death!

or

Mmmm... Geography...
Ha Ha! Look at this country!
U R Gay? Ha Ha!

or

If they think I am
gonna stop at that stop sign,
they are mistaken!

Next: Heavy metal lyrics as haiku
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Old 08-12-2003, 04:12 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
How many syllables is stfu? How is that pronounced, like Stufuu or something? Then that's only like 3 syllables there.
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:33 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Location: Dreams
I don't know heavy metal lyrics but stfu is just short for shut the fuck up which is 4 syllables. So it works out.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:59 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Location: Artic Tundra
Take me home tonight
Down Beside that red fight light
Fat Bottomed Girls. Yea.

(Not exactly.. but..yea.. Close enough)

Next Haiku: Ronald McDonald
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:04 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Kids know my face. So?
Its the adults I'm after.
Fatten, my dumplings.

Next: Getting locked out of the house naked
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:15 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Location: france
Swinging in the wind,
Borrowed next door's keys last week.
Trellis seems sturdy.

When you've a free moment: 1st wedding anniversary
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:52 PM   #137 (permalink)
Exhausted
 
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
A Russian dinner.
Spending the night in New York.
It was last Sunday!

(Really, it was!)

Up next: Make-up sex
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Old 08-12-2003, 06:02 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
I'm truly sorry
let me make it up to you
oops! Sorry again!

Tune in next time for: fixing a flat tire
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Old 08-12-2003, 06:30 PM   #139 (permalink)
Banned?
 
Location: Artic Tundra
Shit! I dropped the wrench
God Dammit! I smashed my thumb
and I have to pee.

Next Haiku: Smoking in the High School Bathroom
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:30 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Location: Artic Tundra
Stop Eating, Fat Kid
Stop chewing that damn gum, bitch
Shut up you damn brat.

Next Haiku: Yoko Ono
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:04 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Location: Somewhere near Hubby
Not really her fault
The Beatles time was over
John Lennon is Dead

Jay Leno
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Old 08-13-2003, 03:05 AM   #142 (permalink)
Redwing fan extraordinaire
 
Location: Michigan
Never was funny,
chin looks like a big ol' ass
the tonight show sucks!



oh next topic Slamball!!!!
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Old 08-13-2003, 03:21 AM   #143 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
Never heard of slamball
Anyone know what it is?
Private Message me

next: mcdonalds
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:14 AM   #144 (permalink)
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Location: Artic Tundra
I need more Carbs, mom.
Oh No! I have become Fat
Let's sue McDonalds

Next Haiku: Space Ghost
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:29 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Big cartoonish dude
Weep for the souls of the young
Must adjust my dose

Next: Multiculturalism
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:49 PM   #146 (permalink)
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Location: Somewhere near Hubby
My Haiku about
Multiculturalism
Has run out of words

Next:Your first time
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:12 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
My first time felt like
dropping a redwood into
a coffee grinder

Next please: waterbeds
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:14 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Very good for back
Soft soothing warmth from below
Fat bitch pops mattress

Next dammit: bad dogs
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:49 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
bad bad dogs bad dogs
whatcha gonna do when they
come for you? bad dogs

next:
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Old 08-14-2003, 06:17 PM   #150 (permalink)
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Location: Artic Tundra
I read the comics
Garfield is a fat fuck
Put down the food, Fatty

Next:
Disposable Cameras
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Old 08-14-2003, 06:24 PM   #151 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
i went on a trip
got many a shot
threw the fucker away

next:marijuana

(go figure)
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:16 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
like marijuana?
it does make you stupider
but it sure is fun

next:
blackouts

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Old 08-15-2003, 08:46 AM   #153 (permalink)
Banned?
 
Location: Artic Tundra
Yes! The last Level.
I have been playing for months
A Black Out?! GOD DAMMIT.

Next:
Techno Music
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:52 AM   #154 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
Boom-chit-boom-chit-boom
chit-boom-chit-boom-shit-boom-chit
boom-chit-shoot-me-boom

How about: a lovely picnic in the park
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:55 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Location: france
Brilliant mover!
Oh wait! Here comes the good bit!!
Dance even better!

Now let's have: mittens
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:58 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Location: france
Arse!

People over there,
Staring, drooling at my pie,
What, no pickled eggs?

Next, mittens. Okay?

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Old 08-15-2003, 12:02 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
raindrops on roses
and some warm woolen mittons
the hills are alive

next:
friday
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:16 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Friday makes me sad.
Friends bash me after ballet.
I say naughty words.

Friends bash me harder.
Liver, Spleen, Bladder rupture.
Blood on my tutu.

Next on the agenda: Plum Jam
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:39 AM   #159 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
Plum jam tastes so good
On toast or English muffin
But not on hot dog

Next topic: sandals
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Old 08-16-2003, 08:16 AM   #160 (permalink)
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Location: Virginia
The sun on my feet
Too long, now I have blisters
Yes I hate sandals

Next topic: Combat boots
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