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Old 08-07-2003, 09:01 PM   #81 (permalink)
green
 
Everybody look!
I just put Bones' webcam up
On pirate TV

I should sell the rights
To some big network channel
what will it be called?

The name should be a
knockoff of a TV show
"Queer Eye for Himself?"

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Old 08-07-2003, 09:08 PM   #82 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
dying on the net?
no posts in over two weeks?
don't go there, myself

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Old 08-07-2003, 09:11 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
you fucked up a post?
you can always edit it, k
you stupid jackass

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Old 08-07-2003, 09:24 PM   #84 (permalink)
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The big tiger goes
Grr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr
rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr

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Old 08-08-2003, 07:39 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
A tub off crisco
with a shiny hat on top
too much birthday cake.

Next (and I'll do this one myself) counting

one two three four five
one two three for five six- damn!
I can't say 'seven'

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Old 08-08-2003, 07:56 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
J.C. played it well
It don't fit, you must acquit
Happy murderer.

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Old 08-08-2003, 08:30 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Location: Dreams
I tried to Research
Couldn't figure it all out
My head now hurts, thanks

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Old 08-08-2003, 09:57 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
3 tasty mushrooms
the damn room is still spinning
woah the colors, man!



nest topic Baseball
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Old 08-08-2003, 01:19 PM   #89 (permalink)
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God fucking dammt
Benitez blows one more save
God damn stupid Mets

next topic: New York Rangers
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Old 08-08-2003, 02:24 PM   #90 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
Which is worse? Rangers
Or Ranger fans? None of them
Know about hockey.


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Old 08-08-2003, 04:21 PM   #91 (permalink)
Banned?
 
Location: Artic Tundra
Give me this land please
God told me I can have it
Please note my large gun.

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Old 08-08-2003, 07:52 PM   #92 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Location: Tucson, AZ
I will wind and wind
let go the key to the works
fruit inanimate

Motor whirs, fruit does
nothing; stupid idea
juice will taste oily

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Old 08-08-2003, 09:48 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
Von Sheer made a move
Jellicoe was a coward
Beatty did his job

German fleet a mess
never to pose a real threat
Jellicoe reprieved

England rules the seas
Though war drags on many years
writing on the wall


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Old 08-09-2003, 06:12 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Every time I post
You will see this great big vole
and I think it's cool

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Old 08-09-2003, 06:29 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Location: france
Lady of the night
Equal opportunity
No, sorry, I'm lost.

Coming soon: Police speed traps


ps. Top three-pronged haiku Jutland summary, G.O.D. Bravo!
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Old 08-09-2003, 06:39 AM   #96 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Gastonia NC
Hate technology
So I'll build my crazy bombs
out of string and wood.

noext: airline food
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Old 08-09-2003, 07:06 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
All three lines must rhyme?
I can do that all the time
With a twist of lime

next, 14 year old mall goths
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Old 08-09-2003, 08:08 AM   #98 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: Colorado
Goths are dumb, whiney,
malajusted, rich kids
who block my mall path.

Most people fail to realise that my full name is Mr. Shakespeare Scorcex. That little fact, however, has no bearing on my crappy poetry.

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Old 08-09-2003, 10:31 AM   #99 (permalink)
Exhausted
 
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
Help, my yellow friend!
I must make sure I'm precise.
Measure twice. Cut Once.

Next: The female orgasm.
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Old 08-09-2003, 12:22 PM   #100 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Location: Tucson, AZ
oh oh oh yes yes
right there, oh my god oh damn
make me a sandwich

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Old 08-09-2003, 05:04 PM   #101 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
feel the left, then right
search for little signs of lumps
yes, I'm male. So what?

next: pzza delivery
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Old 08-09-2003, 05:07 PM   #102 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Chicago
Go, little car, go
Get the pizza there quickly
Oh, no - it's a trap.

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Old 08-09-2003, 05:23 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
An easy con job,
Poor brainwashed Patty robs bank,
So says wise Google

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Old 08-10-2003, 12:35 AM   #104 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: the bathroom
i'm gonna puke now
dizzy, the toilet beckons
dry heave, beer and bile.

next topic: trailer trash women
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Old 08-10-2003, 01:20 AM   #105 (permalink)
Yo dawg, I herd u like...
 
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Location: memes.
I Love White Trash Chicks.
They are so easy to fuck.
One buck for a trick.



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Old 08-10-2003, 02:10 AM   #106 (permalink)
Addict
 
Location: Grey Britain
Army of Darkness,
I beg you wholeheartedly
don't lacerate me.



Next topic: My underpants smell
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Old 08-10-2003, 02:23 AM   #107 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: Somewhere near Hubby
Having sex is fun
Leaves you with smelly panties
That can lead to more

Next topic: Going to the dentist
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Old 08-10-2003, 03:40 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
i hate the dentist
he hurt my gums by drilling
so i shot him dead

next: clowns
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Old 08-10-2003, 04:15 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Location: Louisville, KY
Hello little boy,
Have a balloon, free of charge!
Now your soul is mine...

(ehehehehehehehe!!! )

Next: Riced-up cars and the clowns who drive em
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Old 08-10-2003, 05:54 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
I get good mileage,
But scorn from other drivers.
I own a Honda.

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Old 08-10-2003, 06:14 AM   #111 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Louisville, KY
Fo shizzle, nizzle,
Dis be one phatass flick, son!
Ow! Who punched me? Help!

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Old 08-10-2003, 12:11 PM   #112 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
horny octopus
what are you doing with that arm?
ouch, that kind of sucks

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Old 08-10-2003, 12:43 PM   #113 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
I'd much rather be
behind Jenna Jameson
than Jim Belushi

I will only ride
until my testicles hurt
OUCH! those potholes suck!


next: laundry day
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Old 08-10-2003, 03:19 PM   #114 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Louisville, KY
Feeling polluted?
With all your powers combined,
I'm Captain Planet!

Next: Being at the wrong place at the wrong time
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:11 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Location: Dreams
Being a nude jew
Nazi parades are teh suck
I hope I survive.

next: google
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Old 08-11-2003, 08:41 AM   #116 (permalink)
Exhausted
 
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
Damn, I need info!
But I have no time to search
Google, I love you!

or

Infinite web sites
Which one is the most useful?
Google! Please help me!

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Old 08-11-2003, 10:36 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Make me govenor
Whachoo talkin 'bout, willis?
I am NOT too short!

Next, flintstones vitamins.
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:09 PM   #118 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Louisville, KY
Fool, that's not candy!
Part of a balanced breakfast
for whiny fat kids

Next: LARP... Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:22 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Big foam rubber sword
Plate mail made out of hubcaps
Dwarf? No, accountant.

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Old 08-11-2003, 01:44 PM   #120 (permalink)
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You guys realize, the second line, of Spinach's first poem, is 6 syllables?
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