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Where no one can hear
Young crickets make fart noises
Instead of chirping.

Next: Geghis Khan, the early years

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Temujin was marked
Borte was his bride to be
carry on Kublai.

Next: Kindergarten.

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Five year old student
Doogie Houser he is not
It's not a tumor.

Next: Negative Campaign Haiku

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Why do they fling poo
becoming a nasty game,
I want no part of.

Next: Dreaming.

Tophat665

Ten naked women
with clown makeup are throwing
Shrimp at me.... Again

Next: Poked in the mind's eye

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Third eye is reeling
de ja vu be true for you
enjoying all food.

Tophat665

Alack, an impasse
Devoid of significance
Nothing from nothing

Next: The most beautiful woman in the world stood in the doorway...

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Uma my Thurman

A ghost from Rosollini,

Art will never die.



Ahemmm..I won't forget this time...

Next..


Bait and Tackle.

Tophat665

Oh, that was a good one.


He takes the hand off,
And is dropped by nightcrawlers
and preserved salmon eggs

(Tackled by bait)
Next - that not-so-fresh feeling

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Just a tad filmy
steam and soap will render me
fit for company.

oops I forgot..again..lets see..hmmm oh ok

Next:

Diction.

Tophat665

Ambiguity
"Help Jack off the horse"
Say another way.

Next: Forty Million Guys Named Al

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Cindor my nickname
Aloisius Lilius,
My calender king.

Tophat665

Once more left to hang
A refreshing pause for thought
ponder the moment.

Next: If cucumbers could talk.

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Not drunk but pickled
hoping to end up Claussen
I have to stay cool.


Next: Not Hanging.

Tophat665

Cheap fucking drywall
Tensile strength of clabbered snot
Mirror leans on wall.

Next: A girl named Calamari

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My name is Squidette
You may want to scoot away
Before the ink drys.

Next: Harlan Ellison writes his own Epitaph.

Tophat665

Death, that old goniff,
Has arrived early again
By a thousand years.
What, I should stop at three lines?
I have more to say than that.

(Incidentally, that's a tanrenga form - 5-7-5 7-7 - I think if you asked Ellison for a haiku, that's what you'd get, just for the sheer cussedness of changing the rules.)

Next: Tourists will buy anything

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Again the same store
The trinkets are all alike,
why can't she see that.


Next Hoarfrost.

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The birds of winter
have moulted on my window.
See? Icy feathers.

Next: Google

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Magoo stumbled in
looking for some spectacles
now he is goggled.

Next: Veneer.

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The semblance of wood
In a mock epidermis
How much would you pay?

Next: As seen on TV

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Illuminaire

I got my Bowflex
For seven easy payments
Of fourty-five bucks.


Next: Umm... snowmen!

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Hey, Illuminaire
Your snowman has a boner
Move the damn Carrot!

Next: Vegetables in love

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Illuminaire

There, across the aisle,
The cucumber sees his mate...
Unsatisfied wife.


Next theme: "While she's away..."

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Now the time has come
to install the "Hot Chicks Room"
while she's at her mom's

Next: An Upright Citizen

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Seth calls 9-1-1
After he leaves the whorehouse....
That shit's illegal.

Next: Bow hunting.


(Nice Kids in the Hall Reference, btw. Did your topic come from your brain going from KitH to Upright Citizen's Brigade?)

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Piccicato pales
For dulcet strains, a device
from the horse's tail.

Next: I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse or the importance of capitalization.

/ Thought the Hot Chicks Room was Upright Citizens. Could easily be wrong. TV hasn't been a big part of my life for about 10 years.

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Kaimi

Old tired Uncle Jack
Bruised nuts thighs cramping Please help!
Get me off this mount.

Next: Whipping Cream

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SMACK on Clapton's back
and here's some more for Jack Bruce
Ginger has his stripes

Next: A ranch on the bottom of the sea

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jewels

My horses can't swim
But they have lots of wet hay
I ride my seahorse.

Next: hand sanitizing gel

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Mark Twain

jlanez

Oh vile pathogens!
Die swiftly beneath my gel.
You filthy buggers.

Next: I have to pee

Tophat665

Molars are floating
better get out of my way
or the rug gets it

Next: For a Good Time, Call

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