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02-18-2005, 03:33 PM
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Indifferent to anti-matter
Location: Tucson, AZ
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So nervous I puked
She seemed like perfect angel Got hand in her pants Next: Any subject, but Rs should be replaced with Ws (a la Elmer Fudd). The more r(w)s, the better.
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02-18-2005, 11:08 PM
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Single :) FFA
Location: Prince George, British Columbia
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Wealy Wed Wacoons,
Wush towawds wusty washwooms, Wun wight wacoons, wight! Next HemaphoditeS!
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02-23-2005, 09:37 AM
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Upright
Location: Rochester, New York
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Horseradish so hot
Snot runs out nose like water Very refreshing Next subject = Abraham Lincoln
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02-23-2005, 05:41 PM
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Insane
Location: under the freeway bridge
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Duck for the eighties
White feathered dancing machine never to return next:nuclear war
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02-23-2005, 05:53 PM
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Getting Medieval on your ass
Location: 13th century Europe
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damn, nuked yet again
got change for 10 million? fucking Stealth Bombers next - collectible card games |
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02-25-2005, 09:01 AM
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Upright
Location: Rochester, New York
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Korn is NOT a band!
It's a radio station Just go watch "Hee-Haw" (Sorry I just couldn't resist!) Next: Korn (the band, not the misspelled food)
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02-25-2005, 02:48 PM
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Insane
Location: under the freeway bridge
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Korn, no, not the food
very pleasing to the ears. Don't boil in water next: corn, not the band
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02-25-2005, 03:22 PM
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Addict
Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states
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Corn's stuck in my teeth
and chewy like bubble gum when not in season. next: Monty Python
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02-25-2005, 05:03 PM
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Insane
Location: under the freeway bridge
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from the holy grail
down to lovely coconuts always making laughs next...captain crunch
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02-26-2005, 07:24 AM
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Upright
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Copacabana
In Rio de Janeiro, almost bottomless. Dental floss swim pants Hotties get their vulvas tanned. I rub cream on you? Lady's underwear. Wedgies formed. Butt cheeks surround. Love to get to them. Thank you, Catmandu for good one on Victor. next: Anchovy pizza |
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02-26-2005, 10:32 AM
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Desert Rat
Location: Arizona
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Doo Wop is old school.
Noone listens to it now. Except for my dad....
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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V |
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02-27-2005, 09:50 PM
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Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
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Alone in mourning
Standing silent at your grave Grieving memories next: favorite pet
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02-27-2005, 09:56 PM
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Upright
Location: Rochester, New York
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ummm.... let me see now...
no subject to write about chance to show my skill 668 & 669 didn't show up on my screen when I posted Quote:
Next -- favorite pet
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02-27-2005, 09:58 PM
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Indifferent to anti-matter
Location: Tucson, AZ
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My most fav'rit pet
can count to five and seven unlike some people Edit: damn! too late. never mind. Black rocks burn real hot dug from earth by black-lunged dudes sucks to be you, dude. Next: some sort of disease
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst. Last edited by vermin; 02-27-2005 at 10:02 PM.. |
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02-28-2005, 07:38 AM
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Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
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Giant block of ice
without the Titanic's fate reputation lost next: immaturity
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For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620 Last edited by Amnesia620; 02-28-2005 at 08:16 AM.. |
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02-28-2005, 08:15 AM
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Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
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Using a haiku
to ridicule someone else wow you're immature next: a sunset
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For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620 Last edited by Amnesia620; 03-01-2005 at 12:45 AM.. Reason: haiku edit. |
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02-28-2005, 02:00 PM
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Addict
Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states
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When served as sushi
Those little invertabrates are too cute to eat. next: bologna
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03-01-2005, 01:11 AM
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Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
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Multiple reasons
handwriting illegible doctor's prescription next: pride
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