The Haiku Game - Page 19 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Astrocloud · 03-22-2005, 04:16 PM

The angry old man
yells at whoever will hear
and then forgets why.

next: Hamburgers

nofnway · 03-22-2005, 04:26 PM

I'll pay you tuesday
Meaty treat on a big bun
I can't eat just one

next: Psychology

Catmandu · 03-23-2005, 12:28 PM

Why we act crazy
Or obsess on brass doorknobs
Job for the head doc

Next: Hollywood

bernadette · 03-23-2005, 09:30 PM

razzle dazzle glitz
big stars, has beens, wannabes
famous sign on hill

next: disneyland

Manuel Hong · 03-24-2005, 12:31 PM

Eight dollar burger
The happiest place on Earth
Can't afford to go

Next: tennis shoe

victorjara · 03-25-2005, 09:14 PM

Smells kind of rancid
Scuffed, ripped, gives me big blisters
K-Mart, here I come

next:
K-Mart

Catmandu · 03-28-2005, 09:11 PM

The one place for the
Martha Stewart collection
Ain't it a riot?!?

Next: insomnia

bernadette · 03-29-2005, 12:33 PM

toss turn toss again.
damn it all to hell and back!!!
makes coffee. TFP.

next: gloomy rainy days

Catmandu · 03-30-2005, 10:57 AM

The Seattle rain
Brings me down every day
Let's watch some movies!

Next: bunny slippers

vermin · 04-01-2005, 10:42 PM

Rabbit wakes at two
Wonders at the chilly floor
Cannot find slippers

Missus Rabbit screams
"Lost yer fuckin' slippers, huh?"
Then she eats her young.

Next try: cannibalism

Catmandu · 04-04-2005, 10:43 AM

Eating their children
Is not a good way to meet
And greet your neighbors.

Next: witch burning

bernadette · 04-04-2005, 12:22 PM

your long crooked nose,
it's remarkably pointy.
wart face, you're ugly.

next: ashtray

Catmandu · 04-05-2005, 11:00 AM

Hey you! Pot smoking
Bunny with top hat and tie,
Use a damn ashtray!

Next: Prunes

bernadette · 04-05-2005, 02:33 PM

oh poor Catmandu...
constipated again, eh?
dried plums elixir!

next: an annoying neighbor

slimshaydee · 04-05-2005, 04:53 PM

oh that Mr. Jones
what a grumpy old bastard
put some clothes on please

next: the neighbours cat

Astrocloud · 04-05-2005, 05:27 PM

Come here little cat,
Instead she gallops away,
She stops and washes,

next: Sexual deviancy

Gilda · 04-05-2005, 06:41 PM

Bind me now, Mistress,
Blindfold, gag, and tie me up;
Use me as your toy.

Next: Tough guys

Astrocloud · 04-06-2005, 05:24 AM

Beating up bullies,
Was never that difficult,
Now, I'm the bully.

Next: Angry People

Catmandu · 04-07-2005, 05:10 AM

The angry people
Who don't like the way I drive
Can kiss my fat ass.

Next: virginity

freeload · 04-07-2005, 02:05 PM

Sacred, special is
this that could never be found
once I had lost it.

Next: My bad left knee

Catmandu · 04-08-2005, 05:06 AM

Here the creaks and groans
As I climb the basement stairs
Curse my bad left knee.

Next: MTV

vermin · 04-08-2005, 08:47 PM

Used to play music
Not anymore so I hear
Haven't watched in years

Next up to bat: winged creatures of the night

Catmandu · 04-12-2005, 11:06 AM

Bats and mosquitos
Both love the taste of our blood
Can't swat a bat, tho.

Next: Brazil

Manuel Hong · 05-06-2005, 03:34 PM

The Brazilian wax
honoring the nude beaches
and hairless pussies

next: tilted literature

KCMadcow · 05-17-2005, 10:00 PM

Literature tilts
Hard to fit in seven breaks
Don't wish this on you

next: fine wine

bernadette · 05-18-2005, 08:11 AM

special occasion.
dust off, remove foil, pop cork.
pour... sip... savor....... yyyyyeah!

next: strong coffee

dy156 · 06-14-2005, 09:26 PM

bags under my eyes
must get up and go to work
please, caffeine, help me!

next: Michael Jackson verdict

burnRedDress · 06-14-2005, 10:46 PM

not guilty said judge
michael moonwalked outta court
you smooth criminal

next: red dress

dy156 · 06-15-2005, 08:08 PM

Not self promotion
There must be a good story
to lady in red

next: Batman

Daoust · 06-16-2005, 07:58 AM

the caped crusader
fearlessly patrols Gotham
creature of the night.

Next: Britney and Kevin Federline

burnRedDress · 06-18-2005, 07:07 PM

who the hell I asked
is this Kevin Federline?
Not a good topic

Next: booty

Daoust · 06-30-2005, 05:11 AM

apparently yours
ain't a great topic either.
He's Britney's husband

NEXT TOPIC: Hickey's

Sticky · 06-30-2005, 07:21 AM

Bumped into a door
No really it's just a bruise
It's not a hickey!

Next: long weekend

astrahl · 06-30-2005, 07:29 AM

Days that fly on past
We wonder where the time went
That was some good pot

Next: hot weather

bernadette · 06-30-2005, 10:20 AM

hells bells. it is here.
freon filled closed up spaces,
my sanctuary.

<b>next:</b> getting to know new people online...

Daoust · 07-04-2005, 04:25 AM

I think I know you.
You seem more interesting
than you prob'ly are.

Next -> Summer Lovin'

medici · 07-22-2005, 01:40 PM

Sultry sensations
Salty-slick skin slides silkily
Sweet summer lovin'

Topic: chocolate

Coppertop · 07-22-2005, 04:35 PM

nothing else like it
to get her hot and bothered
excepting diamonds

next - senior citizens

FngKestrel · 07-22-2005, 05:30 PM

Blue Hairs drive poorly.
Hitting all who cross their path.
Thank A A R P.

Next - large breasted women.

Coppertop · 07-23-2005, 08:43 AM

Jenna Jameson
the dream of pubescent boys
and quite a few men

next - The Terminator

03-22-2005, 04:26 PM	#722 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	I'll pay you tuesday Meaty treat on a big bun I can't eat just one next: Psychology __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-23-2005, 09:30 PM	#724 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	razzle dazzle glitz big stars, has beens, wannabes famous sign on hill next: disneyland __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-24-2005, 12:31 PM	#725 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Eight dollar burger The happiest place on Earth Can't afford to go Next: tennis shoe __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-25-2005, 09:14 PM	#726 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	Smells kind of rancid Scuffed, ripped, gives me big blisters K-Mart, here I come next: K-Mart Last edited by victorjara; 03-25-2005 at 09:16 PM..

03-29-2005, 12:33 PM	#728 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	toss turn toss again. damn it all to hell and back!!! makes coffee. TFP. next: gloomy rainy days __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-22-2005, 04:16 PM	#721 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	The angry old man yells at whoever will hear and then forgets why. next: Hamburgers

03-23-2005, 12:28 PM	#723 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Why we act crazy Or obsess on brass doorknobs Job for the head doc Next: Hollywood

03-28-2005, 09:11 PM	#727 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	The one place for the Martha Stewart collection Ain't it a riot?!? Next: insomnia

03-30-2005, 10:57 AM	#729 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	The Seattle rain Brings me down every day Let's watch some movies! Next: bunny slippers

04-01-2005, 10:42 PM	#730 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Rabbit wakes at two Wonders at the chilly floor Cannot find slippers Missus Rabbit screams "Lost yer fuckin' slippers, huh?" Then she eats her young. Next try: cannibalism __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-04-2005, 10:43 AM	#731 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Eating their children Is not a good way to meet And greet your neighbors. Next: witch burning

04-04-2005, 12:22 PM	#732 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	your long crooked nose, it's remarkably pointy. wart face, you're ugly. next: ashtray __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-05-2005, 11:00 AM	#733 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Hey you! Pot smoking Bunny with top hat and tie, Use a damn ashtray! Next: Prunes

04-05-2005, 02:33 PM	#734 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	oh poor Catmandu... constipated again, eh? dried plums elixir! next: an annoying neighbor __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-05-2005, 04:53 PM	#735 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	oh that Mr. Jones what a grumpy old bastard put some clothes on please next: the neighbours cat

04-05-2005, 05:27 PM	#736 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Come here little cat, Instead she gallops away, She stops and washes, next: Sexual deviancy

04-05-2005, 06:41 PM	#737 (permalink)
Gilda 32 flavors and then some Location: Out on a wire.	Bind me now, Mistress, Blindfold, gag, and tie me up; Use me as your toy. Next: Tough guys __________________ I'm against ending blackness. I believe that everyone has a right to be black, it's a choice, and I support that. ~Steven Colbert

04-06-2005, 05:24 AM	#738 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Beating up bullies, Was never that difficult, Now, I'm the bully. Next: Angry People

04-07-2005, 05:10 AM	#739 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	The angry people Who don't like the way I drive Can kiss my fat ass. Next: virginity

04-07-2005, 02:05 PM	#740 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Sacred, special is this that could never be found once I had lost it. Next: My bad left knee __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

04-08-2005, 05:06 AM	#741 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Here the creaks and groans As I climb the basement stairs Curse my bad left knee. Next: MTV

04-08-2005, 08:47 PM	#742 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Used to play music Not anymore so I hear Haven't watched in years Next up to bat: winged creatures of the night __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-12-2005, 11:06 AM	#743 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Bats and mosquitos Both love the taste of our blood Can't swat a bat, tho. Next: Brazil

05-06-2005, 03:34 PM	#744 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	The Brazilian wax honoring the nude beaches and hairless pussies next: tilted literature __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

05-17-2005, 10:00 PM	#745 (permalink)
KCMadcow Upright	Literature tilts Hard to fit in seven breaks Don't wish this on you next: fine wine __________________ Worrying is like a rocking chair...it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere...write that down... - Van Why am I fat? I guess I'll have another donut and think about it... - Me

05-18-2005, 08:11 AM	#746 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	special occasion. dust off, remove foil, pop cork. pour... sip... savor....... yyyyyeah! next: strong coffee __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

06-14-2005, 09:26 PM	#747 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	bags under my eyes must get up and go to work please, caffeine, help me! next: Michael Jackson verdict

06-14-2005, 10:46 PM	#748 (permalink)
burnRedDress Upright	not guilty said judge michael moonwalked outta court you smooth criminal next: red dress

06-15-2005, 08:08 PM	#749 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Not self promotion There must be a good story to lady in red next: Batman

06-16-2005, 07:58 AM	#750 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	the caped crusader fearlessly patrols Gotham creature of the night. Next: Britney and Kevin Federline __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

06-18-2005, 07:07 PM	#751 (permalink)
burnRedDress Upright	who the hell I asked is this Kevin Federline? Not a good topic Next: booty

06-30-2005, 05:11 AM	#752 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	apparently yours ain't a great topic either. He's Britney's husband NEXT TOPIC: Hickey's __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

06-30-2005, 07:21 AM	#753 (permalink)
Sticky	Bumped into a door No really it's just a bruise It's not a hickey! Next: long weekend __________________ Sticky The Stickman

06-30-2005, 07:29 AM	#754 (permalink)
astrahl Insane Location: You don't want to live here	Days that fly on past We wonder where the time went That was some good pot Next: hot weather __________________ Maybe it was over when she chucked me out the Rover at full speed. Maybe Maybe... ~a-Ha

06-30-2005, 10:20 AM	#755 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	hells bells. it is here. freon filled closed up spaces, my sanctuary. <b>next:</b> getting to know new people online... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.