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09-13-2003, 12:44 AM
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Location: West Michigan
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Fremen does the same thing in adult theatre peep-shows. Sources close to him say "he likes to watch them bend over unknowingly", desperately reaching for that quarter.
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09-14-2003, 06:09 AM
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through charlatans phone
Location: Northcoast
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Alright flyboy, I'm back!!!!
When fly throws a party, his friends favorite game is to play ring-toss. They all get to take turns throwing Cheerios at his johnson. 98% accuracy also, I might add. Wheee......hors douvres...................eh? |
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09-14-2003, 06:24 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy is really Jeff Kennett
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09-14-2003, 08:54 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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bundy blew all his money on the Broncos yesterday.
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09-15-2003, 06:24 AM
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Location: The South
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Bundy joined the French Foreign Legion years ago to flee a failed love affair. The only thing that kept him warm on those cold nights in the trenches of untold numbers of military maneuvers was the thought of caressing his lost love once more. It was a grenade that landed too close to Bundy that finally knocked the memories of Fremen from his mind, Fremen and his new lover, Celine Dion.
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09-15-2003, 10:26 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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When bundy sneaks to the kitchen at night to get a snack he usually finds that Pheatius has beat him to the 'fridge once again.
They crouch down (just like they do in the boudoir) in front of the open 'fridge trying to find that perfect snack that "spreads" in all the right places...
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09-15-2003, 10:53 AM
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Location: Salt Lake City
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Fremen is a young scientist who was running expierements dealing with another dimension but something went horribly wrong and he ended up in a 17th century prison, where he was known as the ASSimilator.
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09-15-2003, 12:43 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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belt ties knots in his cat's tail...
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09-15-2003, 04:45 PM
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Location: Tokyo
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Fremen, heres little song in your honour...
And he´s smoking up his junk bonds, and then he goes to get stiff, and he´s dancin at the yacht club, with muff and uncle biff. But theres one good thing that happens when you toss your pearls to swine his attitude may taste like shit but goes real good with wine.
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09-16-2003, 03:41 AM
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Location: Tokyo
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Flyman is not his real name...
its just that his master, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, hasn´t used his real name... well, ever. she just yells, ¨Fly man, fly...¨ at him when she needs him to fly and do her evil bidding. **edit - HOLY SHIT PJ, thats just nasty!
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09-16-2003, 04:15 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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(that's still a sick picture"you" took) (was the model ....ahem.....up for it?)  |
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09-16-2003, 10:44 AM
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Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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Pheatius wears a jewel encrusted cod piece, and makes his kids wear one too, but they don't get jewel encrusted they get a regular. When they are rulers of their home they can have a jeweld one of their own.
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