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BBtB · 06-05-2003, 11:20 PM

Stiltzkin can't remember anything between 1984 and 1987. His last memories was snorting up some "coke" at a friends house and next thing he knows its 3 years later, he is naked, in disney world singing antiwar songs with goofy!

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 11:51 PM

BBtB was born with no Illio-tibial Band, rendering his hips useless and therefore can only move his legs at the knee. Not much of a dancer, but can kneel with the best of them...

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 11:59 PM

Meridae'n's "bling" is going off the chart. On a side note bling is psychologist jargon for homosexual tendencies.

uncle phil · 06-06-2003, 02:53 AM

bbTb once ate a live "salami"...after he pulled it out of flyman's jammies...

manalone · 06-06-2003, 03:14 AM

uncle phil holds the world record for swallowing frankfurters in one.

Midlandmadman · 06-06-2003, 03:44 AM

manalone once fashioned a coat for himself , made entirely out of used condoms!

Fly · 06-06-2003, 04:16 AM

midlandmadman likes to go to sausage parties,with uncle phil, and they both steal jammies.

*bling,bling*

rockogre · 06-06-2003, 04:55 AM

Flyman drives a fully restored AMC Gremlin with a set of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

paddyjoe · 06-06-2003, 05:15 AM

Rockogre only knows this because he raced him in his Chevy Vega.

splck · 06-06-2003, 06:19 AM

paddyjoe knows this because he stands on street corners...wearing a little pink dress.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 07:01 AM

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3leggedfrog · 06-06-2003, 07:13 AM

BBtB is secretly in love with stiltzkin and is afriad to show his emotions so he insults him. sort of like a boy pulling on a girls pig tails.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 07:55 AM

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Pheatius · 06-06-2003, 11:21 AM

Stiltzkin is a puck-activist.
He is commonly seen outside of Hockey games protesting the abuse of hockey pucks worldwide.
People ignore him because they think he is just French-Canadian with a bad accent.

BBtB · 06-06-2003, 11:46 AM

Pheatius is a made man. Although he is conflicted. The Godfather just asked him to beat rockogre with a live salmon for confusing flyman with me. That is MY AMC gremlin thank you. Pheatius dosn't want to do it. Oh he dosn't have any problem wacking rockogre. He just wants to use a tuna. Its this thing he's into.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 11:49 AM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 11:51 AM

Stiltzkin is just jealous. He knows he can never wear a cheerleading outfit as well as BBtBarbie.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 12:07 PM

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ganon · 06-06-2003, 12:40 PM

stiltzkin can't find the woods because he doesn't know what "wood" looks like!

uncle phil · 06-06-2003, 12:42 PM

stiltz sits in a tower weaving cloth for his emporor's clothes...

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 12:47 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 01:03 PM

Stiltzkin is his own best friend. That right. He is a dog. Funny story really. Needless to say it involves Pauly Shore and the catholic church. They are currently in talks with Disney over the movie rights.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 01:08 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 01:15 PM

They're all good ones! What are you implying I have had bad ones? You rat bastard!

Stiltzkin had a troubled childhood. He always lived in fantasy. This one day, he thought he could fly, so he went running off of the roof his house. He spread his arms way out and did a straight face plant into the ground. He spent months in the hospital. Plus his dad is Peter Pan. That made it REAL embarrassing.

paddyjoe · 06-06-2003, 01:19 PM

What's even more embarrassing, is that Tinkerbell is BBtB's mother.

BBtB · 06-06-2003, 01:21 PM

paddyjoe gets naked everynight and runs around his backyard looking for pixies. And of course they ARE there. But they are running away from you because you are naked you stupid bastard!

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 01:27 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 01:32 PM

Stiltzkin is watching me right now!

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 01:35 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 01:38 PM

BBtB owns you all on revealing the previous posters deepest darkest secret. BBtB DOES have a fetish over talking about himself in the third person though.

Stiltzkin got on the deans list at clown school. Oh you laugh now but really.. man he arches his back and shoots water out of that little flower.. it goes FAR.

manalone · 06-06-2003, 01:43 PM

BBtB seems to think that he can own people.

Which is interesting really, since it was the reason he was kicked out of NAMBLA

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 01:53 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 02:35 PM

Stiltzkin wrote a book "How to detect jewish nazis" It was a national best seller untill everyone realized he just wrote "Manalone is a jewish nazi" over and over.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 02:44 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 03:26 PM

Actully I am fairly certain that most members of the backstreet boys actully have fairly short hair.

Stiltzkin was the other guy in "Wham"

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 03:38 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 03:46 PM

Stiltzkin dreams of a day he can become an asswagon.

Meridae'n · 06-06-2003, 04:00 PM

BBtB is the only person i know that can eat via osmosis

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 04:01 PM

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BBtB · 06-06-2003, 04:05 PM

Stiltzkin thinks that he can just skip meridea'n without the aid of his army of pengiuns... which he has allready killed and eaten in a bloodless (miltary thing that I can't spell right now)

06-05-2003, 11:20 PM	#881 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Stiltzkin can't remember anything between 1984 and 1987. His last memories was snorting up some "coke" at a friends house and next thing he knows its 3 years later, he is naked, in disney world singing antiwar songs with goofy! __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 11:51 PM	#882 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	BBtB was born with no Illio-tibial Band, rendering his hips useless and therefore can only move his legs at the knee. Not much of a dancer, but can kneel with the best of them... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-05-2003, 11:59 PM	#883 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Meridae'n's "bling" is going off the chart. On a side note bling is psychologist jargon for homosexual tendencies. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 02:53 AM	#884 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bbTb once ate a live "salami"...after he pulled it out of flyman's jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-06-2003, 03:14 AM	#885 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	uncle phil holds the world record for swallowing frankfurters in one. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-06-2003, 03:44 AM	#886 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	manalone once fashioned a coat for himself , made entirely out of used condoms! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-06-2003, 04:16 AM	#887 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	midlandmadman likes to go to sausage parties,with uncle phil, and they both steal jammies. bling,bling __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-06-2003, 04:55 AM	#888 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Flyman drives a fully restored AMC Gremlin with a set of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-06-2003, 05:15 AM	#889 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Rockogre only knows this because he raced him in his Chevy Vega.

06-06-2003, 06:19 AM	#890 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	paddyjoe knows this because he stands on street corners...wearing a little pink dress. __________________ nice line eh?

06-06-2003, 07:01 AM	#891 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:50 PM..

06-06-2003, 07:13 AM	#892 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	BBtB is secretly in love with stiltzkin and is afriad to show his emotions so he insults him. sort of like a boy pulling on a girls pig tails. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-06-2003, 07:55 AM	#893 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:51 PM..

06-06-2003, 11:21 AM	#894 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Stiltzkin is a puck-activist. He is commonly seen outside of Hockey games protesting the abuse of hockey pucks worldwide. People ignore him because they think he is just French-Canadian with a bad accent.

06-06-2003, 11:46 AM	#895 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Pheatius is a made man. Although he is conflicted. The Godfather just asked him to beat rockogre with a live salmon for confusing flyman with me. That is MY AMC gremlin thank you. Pheatius dosn't want to do it. Oh he dosn't have any problem wacking rockogre. He just wants to use a tuna. Its this thing he's into. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 11:49 AM	#896 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:51 PM..

06-06-2003, 11:51 AM	#897 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Stiltzkin is just jealous. He knows he can never wear a cheerleading outfit as well as BBtBarbie. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 12:07 PM	#898 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:51 PM..

06-06-2003, 12:40 PM	#899 (permalink)
ganon Insane Location: in my head	stiltzkin can't find the woods because he doesn't know what "wood" looks like! __________________ "My give up, my give up." - Jar Jar Binks

06-06-2003, 12:42 PM	#900 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stiltz sits in a tower weaving cloth for his emporor's clothes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-06-2003, 12:47 PM	#901 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:43 PM..

06-06-2003, 01:03 PM	#902 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Stiltzkin is his own best friend. That right. He is a dog. Funny story really. Needless to say it involves Pauly Shore and the catholic church. They are currently in talks with Disney over the movie rights. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 01:08 PM	#903 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:43 PM..

06-06-2003, 01:15 PM	#904 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	They're all good ones! What are you implying I have had bad ones? You rat bastard! Stiltzkin had a troubled childhood. He always lived in fantasy. This one day, he thought he could fly, so he went running off of the roof his house. He spread his arms way out and did a straight face plant into the ground. He spent months in the hospital. Plus his dad is Peter Pan. That made it REAL embarrassing. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 01:19 PM	#905 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	What's even more embarrassing, is that Tinkerbell is BBtB's mother.

06-06-2003, 01:21 PM	#906 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	paddyjoe gets naked everynight and runs around his backyard looking for pixies. And of course they ARE there. But they are running away from you because you are naked you stupid bastard! __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 01:27 PM	#907 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:43 PM..

06-06-2003, 01:32 PM	#908 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Stiltzkin is watching me right now! __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 01:35 PM	#909 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:44 PM..

06-06-2003, 01:38 PM	#910 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	BBtB owns you all on revealing the previous posters deepest darkest secret. BBtB DOES have a fetish over talking about himself in the third person though. Stiltzkin got on the deans list at clown school. Oh you laugh now but really.. man he arches his back and shoots water out of that little flower.. it goes FAR. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 01:43 PM	#911 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	BBtB seems to think that he can own people. Which is interesting really, since it was the reason he was kicked out of NAMBLA __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-06-2003, 01:53 PM	#912 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:44 PM..

06-06-2003, 02:35 PM	#913 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Stiltzkin wrote a book "How to detect jewish nazis" It was a national best seller untill everyone realized he just wrote "Manalone is a jewish nazi" over and over. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 02:44 PM	#914 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:44 PM..

06-06-2003, 03:26 PM	#915 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Actully I am fairly certain that most members of the backstreet boys actully have fairly short hair. Stiltzkin was the other guy in "Wham" __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"