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They're all good ones! What are you implying I have had bad ones? You rat bastard!
Stiltzkin had a troubled childhood. He always lived in fantasy. This one day, he thought he could fly, so he went running off of the roof his house. He spread his arms way out and did a straight face plant into the ground. He spent months in the hospital. Plus his dad is Peter Pan. That made it REAL embarrassing.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...
"I would like about three fiddy"
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