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Ourcrazymodern? · 01-11-2007, 05:08 PM

I bowl in the Paul Bunyan Invitational almost every year.
PB&J's are better.

Unclephil will NOT go into a building that has a thirteenth floor, that is named as such.

uncle phil · 01-11-2007, 05:11 PM

would you?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-11-2007, 05:33 PM

...who's profitting off this research? Oh, wait, I have to go to tilted paranoia... (Yes, sir, why not?)

I am not privy to any of up's remaining secrets, sorry, but here's a guess:
Last Wednesday night, on his way home from work, he ran over someone's cat: instant regret followed by a lingering satisfaction.

uncle phil · 01-12-2007, 02:00 PM

hehe...

that wasn't me; that was YOU!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-13-2007, 08:55 AM

It's as you say...damnit!

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 10:30 AM

Ourcrazymodern secretly smuggles water out of swimming pools in every town he visits. Well am I right?

SirLance · 01-19-2007, 10:31 AM

Sharon share alike, they call her...

mixedmedia · 01-19-2007, 10:36 AM

Sir Lance just called his boss a poopyhead.

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 10:53 AM

mixedmedia is secretly... only one media! Horror!

mixedmedia · 01-19-2007, 11:12 AM

For revealing my most desperately held secret, Sharon must now die.

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 11:19 AM

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-19-2007, 02:09 PM

Sharon both fears and hopes that she'll soon be insane.

777 · 01-19-2007, 03:54 PM

OCM? can't remember what it's like to be sane. The tree still owes him some ice cream because of the business contract they made with the moon.

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 04:06 PM

777 is worried that OCM might not believe him - because the truth is that he was the "tree" who made him sign the lunar contract...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-20-2007, 11:05 AM

(I see you're now insane! Yay!)

Sharon arranges her life around the phases of the moon.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 11:43 AM

I have to, it was part of the terms of my business contract with it. And besides, most women have to arrange or schedule their lives to some degree around a time period similar to that of the lunar cycle. :LOL:

"Ourcrazymodern?" is actually "Theirsaneantique!" but is going under a pen name.

mixedmedia · 01-20-2007, 11:57 AM

Sharon wanted to trip the light fantastic but she settled for bowling.

Fly · 01-20-2007, 12:15 PM

mixed has legs that go all the way up and make an ass outta her.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 12:27 PM

Fly doesn't want the world to know that actually... he DIDN'T fucking change it.

uncle phil · 01-20-2007, 05:01 PM

sharon once rode "one trick pony..."

mixedmedia · 01-20-2007, 05:12 PM

Uncle Phil has been through the desert on a horse with no name.

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 05:17 PM

mixedmedia was actually the nameless horse in question.

uncle phil · 01-20-2007, 06:08 PM

..stone...

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 06:21 PM

Uncle Phil is stoned.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 10:21 AM

maybe, but what if?

Sharon wants very little, but can't get it to her satisfaction.

mixedmedia · 01-21-2007, 10:23 AM

...and ourcrazymodern? is not stoned.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 10:30 AM

(Not today. Damnit)

mixedmedia once created an artwork entitled "Jello, pudding, pudding". When it didn't turn out as she wished, she ate it.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 10:41 AM

Ourcrazymodern is known in certain circles as "Skidmark". To lessen the blow, he tries to trendify it: "Skidmarq"

Fly · 01-21-2007, 10:49 AM

sharon don't need no lubrication

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 10:53 AM

Fly did, on our last encounter. He's a little "uptight".

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 11:15 AM

(Tight = good)

Sharon prefers making sense.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 11:24 AM

Ourcrazymodern prefers not making sense.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 11:28 AM

...& relatively soon I'll be there.

Sharon still has the baby-doll that she loved as a little girl.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 11:31 AM

I do!! I have quite a few soft toys from my younger days.

Ourcrazymodern has a secret, elaborate set of "Off-The-Wayside" toys that he keeps under his bed for, ummm, helping him get to sleep at night.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 02:12 PM

...truly sleeping might be beneficial...

Sharon has a cab waiting for me.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 02:30 PM

Ourcrazymodern has a cab waiting for him.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 03:23 PM

stop!

(I've never taken a cab in my life)

Sharon glows in the dark without trying: This is why she doesn't go out at night.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 04:09 PM

Ourcrazymodern stalks glow-in-the-dark people.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 04:30 PM

Well, they're easy to find! (Will you have breakfast ready when I get there?)

Sharon hides her fear.

uncle phil · 01-21-2007, 04:33 PM

shoot, ocm? just hides...

01-11-2007, 05:08 PM	#7601 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I bowl in the Paul Bunyan Invitational almost every year. PB&J's are better. Unclephil will NOT go into a building that has a thirteenth floor, that is named as such. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-11-2007, 05:11 PM	#7602 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	would you? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-11-2007, 05:33 PM	#7603 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...who's profitting off this research? Oh, wait, I have to go to tilted paranoia... (Yes, sir, why not?) I am not privy to any of up's remaining secrets, sorry, but here's a guess: Last Wednesday night, on his way home from work, he ran over someone's cat: instant regret followed by a lingering satisfaction. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-12-2007, 02:00 PM	#7604 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hehe... that wasn't me; that was YOU!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-13-2007, 08:55 AM	#7605 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's as you say...damnit! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-19-2007, 10:30 AM	#7606 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern secretly smuggles water out of swimming pools in every town he visits. Well am I right?

01-19-2007, 10:31 AM	#7607 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sharon share alike, they call her... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-19-2007, 10:36 AM	#7608 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Sir Lance just called his boss a poopyhead. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-19-2007, 10:53 AM	#7609 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	mixedmedia is secretly... only one media! Horror!

01-19-2007, 11:12 AM	#7610 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	For revealing my most desperately held secret, Sharon must now die. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-19-2007, 11:19 AM	#7611 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way

01-19-2007, 02:09 PM	#7612 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sharon both fears and hopes that she'll soon be insane. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-19-2007, 03:54 PM	#7613 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OCM? can't remember what it's like to be sane. The tree still owes him some ice cream because of the business contract they made with the moon. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

01-19-2007, 04:06 PM	#7614 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	777 is worried that OCM might not believe him - because the truth is that he was the "tree" who made him sign the lunar contract...

01-20-2007, 11:05 AM	#7615 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(I see you're now insane! Yay!) Sharon arranges her life around the phases of the moon. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 10:49 AM	#7629 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sharon don't need no lubrication __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-20-2007, 11:43 AM	#7616 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I have to, it was part of the terms of my business contract with it. And besides, most women have to arrange or schedule their lives to some degree around a time period similar to that of the lunar cycle. :LOL: "Ourcrazymodern?" is actually "Theirsaneantique!" but is going under a pen name.

01-20-2007, 11:57 AM	#7617 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Sharon wanted to trip the light fantastic but she settled for bowling. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-20-2007, 12:15 PM	#7618 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	mixed has legs that go all the way up and make an ass outta her. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-20-2007, 12:27 PM	#7619 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Fly doesn't want the world to know that actually... he DIDN'T fucking change it.

01-20-2007, 05:01 PM	#7620 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sharon once rode "one trick pony..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-20-2007, 05:12 PM	#7621 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Uncle Phil has been through the desert on a horse with no name. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-20-2007, 05:17 PM	#7622 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	mixedmedia was actually the nameless horse in question.

01-20-2007, 06:08 PM	#7623 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	..stone... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-20-2007, 06:21 PM	#7624 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Uncle Phil is stoned.

01-21-2007, 10:21 AM	#7625 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	maybe, but what if? Sharon wants very little, but can't get it to her satisfaction. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 10:23 AM	#7626 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	...and ourcrazymodern? is not stoned. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-21-2007, 10:30 AM	#7627 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Not today. Damnit) mixedmedia once created an artwork entitled "Jello, pudding, pudding". When it didn't turn out as she wished, she ate it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 10:41 AM	#7628 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern is known in certain circles as "Skidmark". To lessen the blow, he tries to trendify it: "Skidmarq"

01-21-2007, 10:53 AM	#7630 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Fly did, on our last encounter. He's a little "uptight".

01-21-2007, 11:15 AM	#7631 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Tight = good) Sharon prefers making sense. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 11:24 AM	#7632 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern prefers not making sense.

01-21-2007, 11:28 AM	#7633 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...& relatively soon I'll be there. Sharon still has the baby-doll that she loved as a little girl. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 11:31 AM	#7634 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I do!! I have quite a few soft toys from my younger days. Ourcrazymodern has a secret, elaborate set of "Off-The-Wayside" toys that he keeps under his bed for, ummm, helping him get to sleep at night.

01-21-2007, 02:12 PM	#7635 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...truly sleeping might be beneficial... Sharon has a cab waiting for me. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 02:30 PM	#7636 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern has a cab waiting for him.