08-19-2004, 12:01 PM | #4882 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-19-2004, 12:08 PM | #4883 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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unc. p. wants to truck his sleeper jammie line over to Hawaii. He can't figure out why he can't...tsk-tsk...
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08-20-2004, 01:01 PM | #4885 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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the mac man's insecurities have evolved into paranoid delusions...but he'll never tell anyone, will he?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-20-2004, 02:20 PM | #4887 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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While tauntingly chanting "neener neener neerer!", Sue frequently dangles her "My Little Pony" named Sherbert in front of sleeper jammie clad Uncle Phil & she relishes the sad whimperings of Uncle Phil when he cannot reach the pony of his desire.
what a wicked & sad world....
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08-20-2004, 06:12 PM | #4889 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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flyman likes to take long walks on the beach at sunrise,play golf,....and even have a good 'ol time around the campfire with an acoustic guitar.
call him at 1-800-SLUTBAG. he's easy.....and if you ask nice....he might even put on the pantyhose for ya'. |
08-20-2004, 07:58 PM | #4894 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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shit!!!!
you really did get my deep,dark secret........... bp takes certain "pills" that make him able too read peoples thoughts. *careful what you think folks....bp could turn on you at any given moment* *...........he is in the know...........* |
08-21-2004, 02:05 PM | #4895 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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when Fly took the kids to the latest Pokemon Movie, Pokemon 5: Pokemon Heroes, he was expecting to see a good, wholesome, gay stick-flick (after all, he mistook the name for Poke-Men 5: Poke-Men Heroes)...
but, when he saw it, in all its glory, he got so scared by Pikachu's 'Lightening Attack', that he wizzed in his pants... he then grabbed the kids and made them move to the back of the theatre so he could weep... away from the rest of the crowd.
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08-21-2004, 07:20 PM | #4899 (permalink) |
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Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight.
But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
08-21-2004, 07:26 PM | #4900 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Oh sure Tecoyah, popped his in before me.... I see how it is. I need to be a faster typist.
Tecoyah has been known to go to bars and pick up women.... Nothing wrong or dark about that, right? Wrong, he picks up these women not for sex but to clean the dust bunnies under his bed.... then he treats them to Denny's and gives them those little bible cartoon books.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
08-21-2004, 08:02 PM | #4902 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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The secret Dawson doesn't want released on here is..... Dawson is a closet nudist...
That's right Dawson likes to hide in the closet nude.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
08-23-2004, 12:29 PM | #4903 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pan is still in the closet...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-23-2004, 04:33 PM | #4905 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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joe is actually a closet gnome....
he skulks in the shadows of other peoples closet......and when they enter to get their sleeper jammies (phil).....he grabs his willie and screams "BANZAIIIIIIIIII"............ ....scares the hell outta the freaks that hang out in their closets....... you're messed up joe!!!!!! |
08-23-2004, 07:52 PM | #4907 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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It makes me feel all warm when that closet gnome grabs my willie...... shows someone will....
ooo sorry these aren't self confessions.... When Paddy grows up for some reason he dreams of being in a 3some with Patty and Selma, Marge Simpson's sisters. Everyone tells him they are just cartoons. To which Paddy just drools and says," Mmmmmmmm cartoon sex.... mmmmmm"
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
08-24-2004, 04:45 PM | #4908 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pan drools on his pillow...with no prompting...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-25-2004, 03:41 AM | #4911 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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paddyjoe seems to be rather interested in double header....dildos i guess.........
too bad for that.......don't worry joe....we still love ya'.... (keep that fuckin double header away from me though) weirdo |
08-25-2004, 04:30 AM | #4912 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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flyman loves paddyjoe....but obviously wants the "real" thing....no fake dildo's for him!
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
08-25-2004, 04:44 PM | #4916 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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(jeebus, that's a gross...)
uno loves that kind of stuff...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-26-2004, 04:24 PM | #4918 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pj hates bbq...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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