Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight.
But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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