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Fremen · 08-18-2004, 09:27 PM

Sue likes to sue...

uncle phil · 08-19-2004, 12:01 PM

fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies...

Fremen · 08-19-2004, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies...

Free is the best way...

unc. p. wants to truck his sleeper jammie line over to Hawaii.
He can't figure out why he can't...tsk-tsk...

macmanmike6100 · 08-19-2004, 10:40 PM

fremen's deepest insecurities are offset by virtual communities like the TFP

(don't take this too seriously, friend; you have a high post count)

uncle phil · 08-20-2004, 01:01 PM

the mac man's insecurities have evolved into paranoid delusions...but he'll never tell anyone, will he?

Sue · 08-20-2004, 01:03 PM

Uncle Phil, in reality, desperately wants to own a real "My Little Pony," and name it Sherbert.

bernadette · 08-20-2004, 02:20 PM

While tauntingly chanting "neener neener neerer!", Sue frequently dangles her "My Little Pony" named Sherbert in front of sleeper jammie clad Uncle Phil & she relishes the sad whimperings of Uncle Phil when he cannot reach the pony of his desire.

what a wicked & sad world....

Fly · 08-20-2004, 03:48 PM

bern likes to flirt with plumbers,carpet layers,tilers and electricians.

she figures the pricks will do a good job then.

*sorry bern.....hope the reno is comin' along*

Fly · 08-20-2004, 06:12 PM

flyman likes to take long walks on the beach at sunrise,play golf,....and even have a good 'ol time around the campfire with an acoustic guitar.

call him at 1-800-SLUTBAG.

he's easy.....and if you ask nice....he might even put on the pantyhose for ya'.

paddyjoe · 08-20-2004, 06:27 PM

flyman once appeared on 'The Dating Game'. Wouldn't you know it, he won a date with himself.

1-800-SLUTBAG

Fremen · 08-20-2004, 06:55 PM

pj once took pictures of fly in his 'hose to put on the internet, but couldn't bear to share them with the World.

Fly · 08-20-2004, 07:43 PM

said the guy who copied and pasted them onto his desktop pic............

weirdo....

bparker805 · 08-20-2004, 07:49 PM

flyman wants to come over to my house and turn my aquarium into a giant gravity bong... hurry up dude!

Fly · 08-20-2004, 07:58 PM

shit!!!!

you really did get my deep,dark secret...........

bp takes certain "pills" that make him able too read peoples thoughts.

*careful what you think folks....bp could turn on you at any given moment*

*...........he is in the know...........*

bundy · 08-21-2004, 02:05 PM

when Fly took the kids to the latest Pokemon Movie, Pokemon 5: Pokemon Heroes, he was expecting to see a good, wholesome, gay stick-flick (after all, he mistook the name for Poke-Men 5: Poke-Men Heroes)...

but, when he saw it, in all its glory, he got so scared by Pikachu's 'Lightening Attack', that he wizzed in his pants...

he then grabbed the kids and made them move to the back of the theatre so he could weep... away from the rest of the crowd.

Giant Hamburger · 08-21-2004, 04:23 PM

Bundy is a piece of me that was flung off when I collided with an asteroid.
I want him back.

Fremen · 08-21-2004, 06:57 PM

GH has been fibbing all these years. He's part soy!! *gasp*

tecoyah · 08-21-2004, 07:08 PM

Fremen thinks tofu is great.....alone in a bowl.....or on white bread

pan6467 · 08-21-2004, 07:20 PM

Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight.

But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish.

pan6467 · 08-21-2004, 07:26 PM

Oh sure Tecoyah, popped his in before me.... I see how it is. I need to be a faster typist.

Tecoyah has been known to go to bars and pick up women.... Nothing wrong or dark about that, right?

Wrong, he picks up these women not for sex but to clean the dust bunnies under his bed.... then he treats them to Denny's and gives them those little bible cartoon books.

Dawson70 · 08-21-2004, 07:31 PM

Pan secretly controls the underworld porn industry and goes by the alias Peter-Pan

pan6467 · 08-21-2004, 08:02 PM

The secret Dawson doesn't want released on here is..... Dawson is a closet nudist...

That's right Dawson likes to hide in the closet nude.

uncle phil · 08-23-2004, 12:29 PM

pan is still in the closet...

paddyjoe · 08-23-2004, 04:23 PM

uncle phil would be in the closet as well, but it's stuffed so full of sleeper jammies he can't fit.

Fly · 08-23-2004, 04:33 PM

joe is actually a closet gnome....

he skulks in the shadows of other peoples closet......and when they enter to get their sleeper jammies (phil).....he grabs his willie and screams "BANZAIIIIIIIIII"............

....scares the hell outta the freaks that hang out in their closets.......

you're messed up joe!!!!!!

paddyjoe · 08-23-2004, 04:43 PM

For all his other weird-ass problems, flyman actually does at times speak the truth.

pan6467 · 08-23-2004, 07:52 PM

It makes me feel all warm when that closet gnome grabs my willie...... shows someone will....

ooo sorry these aren't self confessions....

When Paddy grows up for some reason he dreams of being in a 3some with Patty and Selma, Marge Simpson's sisters. Everyone tells him they are just cartoons. To which Paddy just drools and says," Mmmmmmmm cartoon sex.... mmmmmm"

uncle phil · 08-24-2004, 04:45 PM

pan drools on his pillow...with no prompting...

Fremen · 08-24-2004, 09:12 PM

uncle phil likes drooling men to dream of him in his Summer-weight sleeper jammies.

paddyjoe · 08-25-2004, 03:34 AM

Fremen happiest moments were spent drooling on the pillow next to uncle phil. How romantic!

Oooo, doubleheader baby!

Fly · 08-25-2004, 03:41 AM

paddyjoe seems to be rather interested in double header....dildos i guess.........

too bad for that.......don't worry joe....we still love ya'....

(keep that fuckin double header away from me though)

weirdo

ShaniFaye · 08-25-2004, 04:30 AM

flyman loves paddyjoe....but obviously wants the "real" thing....no fake dildo's for him!

Fremen · 08-25-2004, 08:51 AM

ShaniFaye uses fake dildos as nunchukas.

Averett · 08-25-2004, 09:27 AM

Fremen uses numchuks as dildos

unoaman · 08-25-2004, 10:43 AM

So does Averett, only she orders hers by the gross...

uncle phil · 08-25-2004, 04:44 PM

(jeebus, that's a gross...)

uno loves that kind of stuff...

paddyjoe · 08-25-2004, 05:15 PM

uncle phil got caught singing love songs outside flyman's window last week.

Damn lucky he left the numchucks home.

uncle phil · 08-26-2004, 04:24 PM

pj hates bbq...

Fremen · 08-26-2004, 05:23 PM

uncle phil is really a gangsta-rapper from Bedford-Stuyvesant called uncle p-funk.
Watch it, or he'll throw down on ya!

Giant Hamburger · 08-26-2004, 07:31 PM

Fremen has poisonous vestigial claws on the backs of his knees.

08-18-2004, 09:27 PM	#4881 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sue likes to sue... __________________ Google

08-19-2004, 12:01 PM	#4882 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-20-2004, 01:01 PM	#4885 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the mac man's insecurities have evolved into paranoid delusions...but he'll never tell anyone, will he? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-20-2004, 01:03 PM	#4886 (permalink)
Sue Teufel Hunden's Freundin Location: Westminster, CO	Uncle Phil, in reality, desperately wants to own a real "My Little Pony," and name it Sherbert. __________________ Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

08-20-2004, 02:20 PM	#4887 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	While tauntingly chanting "neener neener neerer!", Sue frequently dangles her "My Little Pony" named Sherbert in front of sleeper jammie clad Uncle Phil & she relishes the sad whimperings of Uncle Phil when he cannot reach the pony of his desire. what a wicked & sad world.... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-19-2004, 10:40 PM	#4884 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	fremen's deepest insecurities are offset by virtual communities like the TFP (don't take this too seriously, friend; you have a high post count)

08-20-2004, 03:48 PM	#4888 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bern likes to flirt with plumbers,carpet layers,tilers and electricians. she figures the pricks will do a good job then. sorry bern.....hope the reno is comin' along __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-20-2004, 06:12 PM	#4889 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	flyman likes to take long walks on the beach at sunrise,play golf,....and even have a good 'ol time around the campfire with an acoustic guitar. call him at 1-800-SLUTBAG. he's easy.....and if you ask nice....he might even put on the pantyhose for ya'. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-20-2004, 06:27 PM	#4890 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman once appeared on 'The Dating Game'. Wouldn't you know it, he won a date with himself. 1-800-SLUTBAG

08-20-2004, 06:55 PM	#4891 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	pj once took pictures of fly in his 'hose to put on the internet, but couldn't bear to share them with the World. __________________ Google

08-20-2004, 07:43 PM	#4892 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	said the guy who copied and pasted them onto his desktop pic............ weirdo.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-20-2004, 07:49 PM	#4893 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	flyman wants to come over to my house and turn my aquarium into a giant gravity bong... hurry up dude!

08-20-2004, 07:58 PM	#4894 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	shit!!!! you really did get my deep,dark secret........... bp takes certain "pills" that make him able too read peoples thoughts. careful what you think folks....bp could turn on you at any given moment ...........he is in the know........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-21-2004, 02:05 PM	#4895 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	when Fly took the kids to the latest Pokemon Movie, Pokemon 5: Pokemon Heroes, he was expecting to see a good, wholesome, gay stick-flick (after all, he mistook the name for Poke-Men 5: Poke-Men Heroes)... but, when he saw it, in all its glory, he got so scared by Pikachu's 'Lightening Attack', that he wizzed in his pants... he then grabbed the kids and made them move to the back of the theatre so he could weep... away from the rest of the crowd. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-21-2004, 04:23 PM	#4896 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Bundy is a piece of me that was flung off when I collided with an asteroid. I want him back.

08-21-2004, 06:57 PM	#4897 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	GH has been fibbing all these years. He's part *soy!! gasp* __________________ Google

08-21-2004, 07:08 PM	#4898 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Fremen thinks tofu is great.....alone in a bowl.....or on white bread __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

08-21-2004, 07:20 PM	#4899 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight. But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

08-21-2004, 07:26 PM	#4900 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Oh sure Tecoyah, popped his in before me.... I see how it is. I need to be a faster typist. Tecoyah has been known to go to bars and pick up women.... Nothing wrong or dark about that, right? Wrong, he picks up these women not for sex but to clean the dust bunnies under his bed.... then he treats them to Denny's and gives them those little bible cartoon books. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

08-21-2004, 07:31 PM	#4901 (permalink)
Dawson70 Here to Help My Fellow TFP'er Location: All over the Net....(ok Wisconsin)	Pan secretly controls the underworld porn industry and goes by the alias Peter-Pan __________________ "I Finally Finished My Goal....You Can Too! Yippie Ki Ya...

08-21-2004, 08:02 PM	#4902 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	The secret Dawson doesn't want released on here is..... Dawson is a closet nudist... That's right Dawson likes to hide in the closet nude. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

08-23-2004, 12:29 PM	#4903 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pan is still in the closet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-23-2004, 04:23 PM	#4904 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil would be in the closet as well, but it's stuffed so full of sleeper jammies he can't fit.

08-23-2004, 04:33 PM	#4905 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe is actually a closet gnome.... he skulks in the shadows of other peoples closet......and when they enter to get their sleeper jammies (phil).....he grabs his willie and screams "BANZAIIIIIIIIII"............ ....scares the hell outta the freaks that hang out in their closets....... you're messed up joe!!!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-23-2004, 04:43 PM	#4906 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	For all his other weird-ass problems, flyman actually does at times speak the truth.

08-23-2004, 07:52 PM	#4907 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	It makes me feel all warm when that closet gnome grabs my willie...... shows someone will.... ooo sorry these aren't self confessions.... When Paddy grows up for some reason he dreams of being in a 3some with Patty and Selma, Marge Simpson's sisters. Everyone tells him they are just cartoons. To which Paddy just drools and says," Mmmmmmmm cartoon sex.... mmmmmm" __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

08-24-2004, 04:45 PM	#4908 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pan drools on his pillow...with no prompting... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-24-2004, 09:12 PM	#4909 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil likes drooling men to dream of him in his Summer-weight sleeper jammies. __________________ Google

08-25-2004, 03:34 AM	#4910 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen happiest moments were spent drooling on the pillow next to uncle phil. How romantic! Oooo, doubleheader baby!

08-25-2004, 03:41 AM	#4911 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe seems to be rather interested in double header....dildos i guess......... too bad for that.......don't worry joe....we still love ya'.... (keep that fuckin double header away from me though) weirdo __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-25-2004, 04:30 AM	#4912 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	flyman loves paddyjoe....but obviously wants the "real" thing....no fake dildo's for him! __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-25-2004, 08:51 AM	#4913 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ShaniFaye uses fake dildos as nunchukas. __________________ Google

08-25-2004, 09:27 AM	#4914 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Fremen uses numchuks as dildos __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

08-25-2004, 10:43 AM	#4915 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	So does Averett, only she orders hers by the gross...

08-25-2004, 04:44 PM	#4916 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(jeebus, that's a gross...) uno loves that kind of stuff... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.