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Xerxys · 04-30-2009, 10:05 AM

Does this dress make me look fat?

uncle phil · 05-01-2009, 11:26 AM

and the winner is:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

As the tycoon's young widow leaves the funeral...

"That's the vulture I was telling you about."

"This is an ostrich, not a vulture." says the widow.

"I was talking to the ostrich."

Jehu · 05-01-2009, 12:11 PM

I'll use one of my own this time...

See you next Friday.

fresnelly · 05-01-2009, 12:36 PM

"Well," Steve thought, "...at least my Killer has a fine sense of aesthetics."

ring · 05-01-2009, 05:15 PM

"Ode to finesse and a whetstone."

Tophat665 · 05-02-2009, 06:41 AM

Isn't that just like a Wop? Brings a knife to a gunfight.

Xerxys · 05-02-2009, 05:42 PM

Shit, mum's gonna be so angry!!

Jetée · 05-03-2009, 05:15 AM

I've come to you to aid you with your artwork, dear brother, with my special crayon color, 'muted melancholy'.

Xerxys · 05-03-2009, 12:43 PM

I know that bullet landed here somewhere!!

Jehu · 05-08-2009, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Isn't that just like a Wop? Brings a knife to a gunfight.

You go Tophat...

(I'm partial to the Sean Connery quote)

Tophat665 · 05-08-2009, 06:52 AM

Right-o. Much grass, Jehu.
Try this one out:

coldhands · 05-08-2009, 07:22 AM

A new species of goldfish bred to be specifically marketed to men who love breast implants.

Jehu · 05-08-2009, 09:32 AM

OWWWW!!!! My eyeballs are cramping!!!

uncle phil · 05-08-2009, 12:04 PM

"i've never been to spain, but i've been to oklahoma..."

Xerxys · 05-12-2009, 05:52 PM

OMG, those tits are after me!!!

Xerxys · 05-15-2009, 04:52 PM

Would you look at the tan on that one, what a catch!!

Tophat665 · 05-15-2009, 04:58 PM

Day 7, and it's to Coldhands...
(I'm a sucker for breast references)

coldhands · 05-16-2009, 04:27 AM

thanks...

try this one....

Shell · 05-16-2009, 05:00 AM

"So what if i lost a button...at least i haven't lost my head over it."

Tophat665 · 05-16-2009, 06:27 AM

Shit! Another one! Quick, guys! Cut his Head off!

Jetée · 05-20-2009, 06:04 PM

It was inevitable that eventually Steve Young's head would become too big for his body;
as soon as he stopped praising his exploits, the excess hot air had no choice but to accumulate within himself.

uncle phil · 05-21-2009, 03:04 AM

the mood was somber in the mascots locker room...

Jehu · 05-21-2009, 06:43 AM

Don't ya' just hate it when the 9ers win?

coldhands · 05-23-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

Don't ya' just hate it when the 9ers win?

A day late, but a winner declaired. Go ahead Jehu....

Jehu · 05-23-2009, 05:47 PM

How about...

Until next Friday....

Tophat665 · 05-23-2009, 08:57 PM

When the wedding kiss turns into a snowballing.
/ One ticket to hell please.

uncle phil · 05-24-2009, 02:36 AM

come back, honey; you missed a spot...

coldhands · 05-24-2009, 11:20 AM

hope the cake was worth it, I am taking half of what you own and I am outta here...sucker

Xerxys · 05-25-2009, 12:59 PM

OMG, look at the cute puppy!!!

Jehu · 06-01-2009, 06:48 AM

Go Coldhands...

coldhands · 06-01-2009, 07:52 AM

thanks.....

try this...

fresnelly · 06-01-2009, 08:05 AM

"...We're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! YEEEAAH!!!"

Tophat665 · 06-01-2009, 08:18 AM

When Tucker Carlson gets home and takes off his skin...

Shell · 06-03-2009, 12:05 PM

“O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the GREEN-EYED MONSTER which
doth mock the meat it feeds on."
~ shakespeare

Jehu · 06-04-2009, 06:33 AM

IGOR!!!!!!! That was the wrong switch!!!!!!!

carrot glace · 06-04-2009, 11:18 AM

aslans stand in tryouts werent as productive as hoped

coldhands · 06-08-2009, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

IGOR!!!!!!! That was the wrong switch!!!!!!!

jehu, you take this round.

Jehu · 06-08-2009, 06:33 AM

Thanks,

uncle phil · 06-08-2009, 07:28 AM

"rollin', rollin', rollin down the ri-ver..."

fresnelly · 06-08-2009, 07:46 AM

To Cuba!

05-01-2009, 12:36 PM	#484 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	"Well," Steve thought, "...at least my Killer has a fine sense of aesthetics." __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

05-02-2009, 06:41 AM	#486 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Isn't that just like a Wop? Brings a knife to a gunfight. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-03-2009, 05:15 AM	#488 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I've come to you to aid you with your artwork, dear brother, with my special crayon color, 'muted melancholy'. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-08-2009, 06:52 AM	#491 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Right-o. Much grass, Jehu. Try this one out: __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-08-2009, 07:22 AM	#492 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	A new species of goldfish bred to be specifically marketed to men who love breast implants. __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

04-30-2009, 10:05 AM	#481 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Does this dress make me look fat?

05-01-2009, 12:11 PM	#483 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	I'll use one of my own this time... See you next Friday.

05-01-2009, 05:15 PM	#485 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	*"Ode to finesse and a whetstone."*

05-02-2009, 05:42 PM	#487 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Shit, mum's gonna be so angry!!

05-03-2009, 12:43 PM	#489 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	I know that bullet landed here somewhere!!

05-08-2009, 09:32 AM	#493 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	OWWWW!!!! My eyeballs are cramping!!!

05-08-2009, 12:04 PM	#494 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"i've never been to spain, but i've been to oklahoma..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-12-2009, 05:52 PM	#495 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	OMG, those tits are after me!!!

05-15-2009, 04:52 PM	#496 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Would you look at the tan on that one, what a catch!!

05-15-2009, 04:58 PM	#497 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Day 7, and it's to Coldhands... (I'm a sucker for breast references) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-16-2009, 04:27 AM	#498 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	thanks... try this one.... __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

05-16-2009, 05:00 AM	#499 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	"So what if i lost a button...at least i haven't lost my head over it." __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

05-16-2009, 06:27 AM	#500 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Shit! Another one! Quick, guys! Cut his Head off! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-20-2009, 06:04 PM	#501 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	It was inevitable that eventually Steve Young's head would become too big for his body; as soon as he stopped praising his exploits, the excess hot air had no choice but to accumulate within himself. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-21-2009, 03:04 AM	#502 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the mood was somber in the mascots locker room... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2009, 06:43 AM	#503 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Don't ya' just hate it when the 9ers win?

05-23-2009, 05:47 PM	#505 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	How about... Until next Friday....

05-23-2009, 08:57 PM	#506 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	When the wedding kiss turns into a snowballing. / One ticket to hell please. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-24-2009, 02:36 AM	#507 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	come back, honey; you missed a spot... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-24-2009, 11:20 AM	#508 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	hope the cake was worth it, I am taking half of what you own and I am outta here...sucker __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

05-25-2009, 12:59 PM	#509 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	OMG, look at the cute puppy!!!

06-01-2009, 06:48 AM	#510 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Go Coldhands...

06-01-2009, 07:52 AM	#511 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	thanks..... try this... __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard Last edited by coldhands; 06-01-2009 at 07:55 AM..

06-01-2009, 08:05 AM	#512 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	"...We're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! YEEEAAH!!!" __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life Last edited by fresnelly; 06-01-2009 at 08:08 AM..

06-01-2009, 08:18 AM	#513 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	When Tucker Carlson gets home and takes off his skin... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-03-2009, 12:05 PM	#514 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	“O! beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the GREEN-EYED MONSTER which doth mock the meat it feeds on." ~ shakespeare __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss Last edited by Shell; 06-03-2009 at 12:15 PM.. Reason: Added Caps

06-04-2009, 06:33 AM	#515 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	IGOR!!!!!!! That was the wrong switch!!!!!!!

06-04-2009, 11:18 AM	#516 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	aslans stand in tryouts werent as productive as hoped __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

06-08-2009, 06:33 AM	#518 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Thanks,

06-08-2009, 07:28 AM	#519 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"rollin', rollin', rollin down the ri-ver..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.