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Jetée · 07-31-2009, 08:39 AM

YouTube - You're a Hamburger

I posted this for your anniversary, but some uncouth Taxman went away with it all, leaving behind only a cluttered chalk outline of your former present.
I thought you needed the reminding.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-31-2009, 10:50 AM

Your holiness believes.

ring · 08-01-2009, 04:21 PM

his holiness is bad

YouTube - GEORGE THOROGOOD "Bad To The Bone"

Jetée · 08-01-2009, 04:57 PM

the evolution of "bad"

YouTube - LL Cool J - I'm Bad [HD]

"The Fuzz"

"DevilBurger"

ring · 08-01-2009, 05:02 PM

You be talkin' 'bout donut eaters now, right?

Jetée · 08-01-2009, 05:18 PM

I think I had a dream about donuts last night, and then it evolved into me either falling in love with a prepubescent girl, or having to protect her and her friend from house guests.

I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems.

The Lady's Brunch Burger - Side View

I went and did it. Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger. Bacon, egg and a burger between a sliced glazed donut. I'm going to hell.

read about it here

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-02-2009, 05:29 AM

Jet!!

"I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems."?

Within all I have heard from you, I witnessed no lies before.

GH will not approve.

Jetée · 08-02-2009, 04:14 PM

I feel so small now. And devoid of savour.

Charlatan · 08-02-2009, 08:42 PM

Not sure.

Jetée · 08-03-2009, 09:10 AM

Who's child is that? I've never seen him before.

More anthropomorphic hush puppies:

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-03-2009, 09:13 AM

The Giant doesn't fail to appreciate his minions.

Giant Hamburger · 08-03-2009, 11:32 AM

I approve of all foods that have a fried egg on top.

If I could fry an egg large enough to cover the world
humans would finally know peace on earth
BECAUSE I WOULD EAT IT.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-03-2009, 01:54 PM

I love it when your nose gets tired.

Charlatan · 08-03-2009, 03:51 PM

uncle phil · 08-03-2009, 04:05 PM

and sunny-side up, too...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2009, 06:37 AM

Let's think about dinosaur eggs for a moment:

but remember these were good meat, once upon a time.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 06:53 AM

Giant Hamburgers are all fine and well and praiseworthy, but the Gusburger is truly the eternal icon of burgerdom:

And in case the meaty minions of the great one should be sent to eforce a change of opinion, please....

---------- Post added at 10:53 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:52 AM ----------

Do you suppose that the soldiers of the GH conquest will be Minion Rings? Just a thought.

ring · 08-04-2009, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

check
matie.

I will be forever your sauteed mini-onion
I am paper trained.

Jetée · 08-04-2009, 10:08 AM

As it is, and because of the combination of coincidence of my name's sake, chaos will soon reign.

Eggs shall have their feature (for at least one more page, and at least from me).

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2009, 10:13 AM

Are you a little depressed?

GH wants you happy.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 10:19 AM

Jetée · 08-04-2009, 10:25 AM

Giant Hamburger · 08-04-2009, 11:53 AM

Although more expensive to raise, happy animals taste better.

ring · 08-04-2009, 03:32 PM

Here's a particularly cheerful morsel for you:

YouTube - West Side Story-I Feel Pretty

Charlatan · 08-04-2009, 03:56 PM

Giant Hamburger · 08-04-2009, 07:56 PM

Fremen · 08-04-2009, 09:04 PM

The Bearded Lady is really the Burger King??!??
No wonder she likes to wear tights.

Does she hang out in the Leaning Tower of Burger?

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-05-2009, 06:01 AM

His tower reaches to the heavens.

Redlemon · 08-24-2009, 06:45 AM

GH was recently discovered to be ravaging the lands of Halifax. Fortunately, the local government has put up posters identifying the monster and advising the populace on how to deal with the threat:

Just Fork It.

Charlatan · 08-24-2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

OK, I'm sorry but that's really hot...

...and greasy.

Fly · 08-24-2009, 07:21 PM

i'd eat that burger myself Charlie..........

Giant Hamburger · 08-25-2009, 07:18 AM

I like mudkips

Fly · 08-25-2009, 04:23 PM

from the front or the back?

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-26-2009, 10:17 AM

It doesn't matter, he loves me.

Fremen · 08-26-2009, 02:01 PM

I think GH has been seeing someone else, too. Here is one result.

ring · 08-26-2009, 02:06 PM

Wow, a new Pez dispenser.

I hope capital gh, is pleased with his stocking stuffer.

uncle phil · 08-26-2009, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

I think GH has been seeing someone else, too. Here is one result.

is that a flowery eyeball growing out of his ass?

Charlatan · 08-26-2009, 04:53 PM

Even the powerful bow at the feet of the mighty GH and take communion with his juicy flesh...

...just don't forget the spicy mustard.

ring · 08-27-2009, 02:00 PM

secret milkshake wink nod sneeze hiccup paroxysms

Charlatan · 08-27-2009, 04:01 PM

He touches us all...

It's good to be the king.

07-31-2009, 10:50 AM	#562 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Your holiness believes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-01-2009, 05:18 PM	#566 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I think I had a dream about donuts last night, and then it evolved into me either falling in love with a prepubescent girl, or having to protect her and her friend from house guests. I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems. The Lady's Brunch Burger - Side View I went and did it. Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger. Bacon, egg and a burger between a sliced glazed donut. I'm going to hell. read about it here __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-02-2009, 05:29 AM	#567 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Jet!! "I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems."? Within all I have heard from you, I witnessed no lies before. GH will not approve. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-02-2009, 04:14 PM	#568 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I feel so small now. And devoid of savour. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-02-2009, 08:42 PM	#569 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Not sure. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-01-2009, 05:02 PM	#565 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	You be talkin' 'bout donut eaters now, right?

08-03-2009, 09:10 AM	#570 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Who's child is that? I've never seen him before. More anthropomorphic hush puppies: __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-03-2009, 09:13 AM	#571 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The Giant doesn't fail to appreciate his minions. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-03-2009, 11:32 AM	#572 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I approve of all foods that have a fried egg on top. If I could fry an egg large enough to cover the world humans would finally know peace on earth BECAUSE I WOULD EAT IT.

08-03-2009, 01:54 PM	#573 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I love it when your nose gets tired. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-03-2009, 03:51 PM	#574 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-03-2009, 04:05 PM	#575 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and sunny-side up, too... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2009, 06:37 AM	#576 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Let's think about dinosaur eggs for a moment: but remember these were good meat, once upon a time. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2009, 06:53 AM	#577 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Giant Hamburgers are all fine and well and praiseworthy, but the Gusburger is truly the eternal icon of burgerdom: And in case the meaty minions of the great one should be sent to eforce a change of opinion, please.... ---------- Post added at 10:53 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:52 AM ---------- Do you suppose that the soldiers of the GH conquest will be Minion Rings? Just a thought. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-04-2009, 10:08 AM	#579 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	As it is, and because of the combination of coincidence of my name's sake, chaos will soon reign. Eggs shall have their feature (for at least one more page, and at least from me). __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-04-2009, 10:13 AM	#580 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Are you a little depressed? GH wants you happy. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2009, 10:19 AM	#581 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	__________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-04-2009, 10:25 AM	#582 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	__________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-04-2009, 11:53 AM	#583 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Although more expensive to raise, happy animals taste better.

08-04-2009, 03:56 PM	#585 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-04-2009, 07:56 PM	#586 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

08-04-2009, 09:04 PM	#587 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	The Bearded Lady is really the Burger King??!?? No wonder she likes to wear tights. Does she hang out in the Leaning Tower of Burger? __________________ Google

08-05-2009, 06:01 AM	#588 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	His tower reaches to the heavens. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-24-2009, 06:45 AM	#589 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	GH was recently discovered to be ravaging the lands of Halifax. Fortunately, the local government has put up posters identifying the monster and advising the populace on how to deal with the threat: Just Fork It. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-24-2009, 07:21 PM	#591 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'd eat that burger myself Charlie.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-25-2009, 07:18 AM	#592 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I like mudkips

08-25-2009, 04:23 PM	#593 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	from the front or the back? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-26-2009, 10:17 AM	#594 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It doesn't matter, he loves me. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-26-2009, 02:01 PM	#595 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I think GH has been seeing someone else, too. Here is one result. __________________ Google

08-26-2009, 02:06 PM	#596 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Wow, a new Pez dispenser. I hope capital gh, is pleased with his stocking stuffer.

08-26-2009, 04:53 PM	#598 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Even the powerful bow at the feet of the mighty GH and take communion with his juicy flesh... ...just don't forget the spicy mustard. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-27-2009, 02:00 PM	#599 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	secret milkshake wink nod sneeze hiccup paroxysms

08-27-2009, 04:01 PM	#600 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	He touches us all... It's good to be the king. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 08-29-2009 at 05:55 PM..